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#thanks suiyoubi posts for being my personal therapist. three cheers for crytyping in the tags!!!!!
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aka how to literally take your partner’s breath away👀
#warning: kinda long flashback sequence in the tags. the tags are my personal therapy ok—
#come to think of it… maaaaan do i have mad embarrassing stories about being put in chokeholds
#the most notable incident happened just last year (i think?)
#we were practising chokeholds when this senior put me in one that was soooo loose that i could literally just stand up from it
#unfortunately… while other seniors were calling my name and telling me to stand up from the chokehold… i was too busy spacing out
#as such i didn’t hear them for like 3 min… all while i was just limply looped through this guy’s arm like a complete idiot
#‘you know we were calling your name to tell you to get up right?’ one of the other seniors laughed. no… i didn’t know... ಥ‿ಥ
#that was one of the most embarrassing moments during training i think… right up there with acci touching the instructor’s butt during a demo
#incidentally that instructor was the same senior who called me out during the chokehold thing… maaan i hope he doesn’t remember any of that—
#how does one stop being mad cringe h e l p— maybe i should just quit though… i’m not good enough at it… _(:3 」∠)_
#it is suiyoubi my dudes
#thanks suiyoubi posts for being my personal therapist. three cheers for crytyping in the tags!!!!!
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