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loud-whistling-yes · 1 year

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My friends are coming over for a school project including this one dude I'm 80% sure my mom thinks I have a crush on and now I realise how many years of my life are gonna be robbed of me today

#fweeet #besties i cant do this today 😭😭😭#that one party meme but its They (my mom) Dont Know Im Aroace #SHES SO OBVIOUS ABOUT IT TOO #LIKE ILL BE SAYING SHIT LIKE 'oh yeah i wanna invite some friends over once we move in to the new house'#AND SHE'LL GO 'does *insert name* wanna come?'#LIKE?????? I DONT EVEN KNOW HIM THAT WELL?????#AND THAT ONE TIME I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DUMB DISCOUNT FOR COUPLES ONLY RULE THE SCHOOL'S UNOFFICIAL PROM NIGHT HAS #AND SHE GOES 'ooooh maybe you can ask *insert name* to go with you'#'... as friends of course!' She adds unconvincingly.#LIKE MOM WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT HIM AS A SON IN LAW UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THAT TO MY BROTHERS

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