#that rose lady COULDVE BEEN SEXY AS FUCK

[omgeto]

Did Mahito send the sewer question

I thought he lives in the sewer. he lives in the sewer right? I actually tune out everytime he comes on my screen icl.

[ploonets]

my thots on the rise of skywalker

OKAY so i actually mostly liked it but I do have a lot of thoughts about it and ill probably remember more and add to this later

the beginning was super rushed like wtf was with rey having a convo w leia and then jump cutting to her doing something else and then shes back with leia just to get the light saber? just like... make that one whole scene and conversation

rey and poe yelling at each other for fucking up the falcon and letting a tree fall on bb8 was very funny i love those kids

i love the trio i wanted to see more of them

i mostly liked the redemption arc (i know a lot of ppl dont) but i think it was very fitting for star wars and i like the idea of kylo ren returning to ben again and literally throwing his light saber into the sea by the ruins of the deathstar (the poetry of it all) BUT it was really rushed and i feel like he couldve used more time to come to terms with the fact that his whole life is wrong and he literally murdered his father 

speaking of han i was confused a bit about his memory showing up and i get he wasnt force sensitive but a force ghost wouldve been less jarring to see

why the FUCK did he and rey kiss?????? what was that all about???? ALSO his hand placement on the waist of her fresh CORPSE? what the absolute hell was that like they shouldve kept it at the brother/sister dynamic that wouldve been better narratively and thematically imo with the whole choosing your own family thing and as like a foil to luke and leia

lots of thinking people died and them actually being alive was stupid like you can do it once or twice but good lord thats just too many

rey palpatine???????????????? what

why?????????

it definitely feels like they just wrote it into the script real fast like it felt so forced and her fuckin force lightning thrown in there? what the fuck 

wouldve been better if they had been building to it the whole trilogy but nope just shoved it in

i love D-O they are my favorite droid 

“no thank u” my heart melted

c3po taking one last look at his friends made me want to cry but once again it felt SO FORCED

why did nothing in this movie feel natural

poe is.... very sexy

i adore finn with my whole heart and his concern for his friends really gets to me bc hes never had friends before rey and poe are his whole life and god i would write an essay all about them

their group hug at the end made me also want to cry

poe and finn squabbling was very good

for a moment i was like if theyre friends why are they constantly fighting but then remembered how best friends only exist to chirp and annoy each other

loved how instead of speeders they rode the boar horse things straight onto the star destroyers that was real fun

palpatine’s giant cult was there and chanting???? ok

i liked the convos between rey and kylo and their fights they were all very cool tm and cinematic esp when rey knocks over vaders helmet and the cherries are also spilled that was cool

light saber passing off was also pretty neat ill give that to them

neat storm trooper lady but she also felt very forced in and like they were gonna force a romance between her and finn

but i do love that there were other storm troopers that defected and their story sounded real cool and i would like to see that movie it would be great bc fuck the military

speaking of finn and forced romance rose was barely in the movie? they never acknowledged her kissing finn? like excuse me? you cant just force that in and then pretend it never happened!

i never liked the kiss in the first place but like you gotta at least give some form of closure

also finn’s “i never got to tell you” at rey what the fuck was that supposed to be? 

poe and extremely sexy spicerunner lady and that thing they had?? not totally against it but once again felt forced

was funny at the end tho when he was like kiss and she was like no and he was like ok cool thank u all with their heads/faces

lesbian kiss definitely felt like pandering

thank u so much corporate overlords disney for ur unending support of the gays

shouldve made finn and poe kiss u cowards

i love those boys and them being co generals

the knife was pretty cool with it matching the death star ruins ill admit it ok jeez

thought it was cheesy at first like “oh this knife literally has the location on it” but alright FINE

leia :’(

rey having her own lightsaber (yellow!!!!!) at the end and burying luke and leias was very good

also her declaring to be a skywalker was GOOD

choose your family!!!

but what a fucking long ass pause it took for her to say that

but then again force ghosts were cool

poor chewie all of his friends died

i have thoughts on the end battle but like idk how to say them all so just know i have thoughts but poes panic was good i liked seeing more dimensions of him

poe dameron is sexy i know i already said this but it needs to be said again

love finns new outfit too

OH all the voices telling rey to rise??????? that shit slapped i loved that shit