#thats for sure his full term twin bod

[preggomancer]

quick alan doods to celebrate finally having a computer charger after like 2 weeks!!

he/him

[harryseyebrows]

In some of the hazoff oneshots we’ve had little glimpses into Harry’s post baby bod and he’s been pretty neutral about it. But does he ever get really self-conscious or upset about the way he looks after giving birth?

oh indeed he does! he’s more chill about stuff post-twins because the whole experience is a bit of a whirlwind and he’s mostly just happy that he was able to successfully carry and birth not one but TWO full term babies (well, almost full term. close enough. and theyre big for twins, anyway slkdjfalsjf) so he’s less preoccupied with the bit of extra weight around his middle and more worried about like... the amount of dirty diapers they have in their trash bin and making sure his nipples dont fall off lmao and THENNNNNNN, he gets knocked up approximately 0.3 seconds after he has the twins, so he has to deal with THAT and his body never really has a chance to fully recover until AFTER sir chunk himself is born. thats when harry has some real Not Good feelings. on top of having three kids under 3 and a mean episiotomy incision that needs to heal. FUN FUN