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tylerpitlicktruther · 14 days

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y’all know what it’s like being a rangers fan and a closeted pens fan and having to sit back and watch everybody go after my rusty???

AGONY😭💔

#help #it hurts #leave him alone #he’s a lil delulu but that’s ok #do you hoes know who you’re talking about #sidney crosby’s beautiful beloved daughter #the princess of pittsburgh #you’re all slandering someone very important here #and anyone with basic hockey iq would know this #look at that face and tell me you have the balls to be mean #(yea yea i know rangers fans are awful enough i get it)#NOT ME THO #pittsburgh penguins #bryan rust

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spaciebabie · 4 months

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You walk into the security room, as usual, and you notice Springtrap sitting in the corner with the sweater you had given him the other day, it fit his figure perfectly.

You also noticed he had the notebook you had given him with the sweater, you wanted to look inside but also didn't want to look at his "personal property", but even though you tried to fight the urge you still ended up with his book in your hand. As you look at each page you notice one page that interested you, you notice it was a drawing of you! Your face heats up, the drawing was really good, and at the bottom was your name with a heart next to it. Your face was really hot, and you tried to calm down but failed.

You set the book back down next to him, hopefully, he won't find out you looked in his book, you sit in the tattered chair and pull up the cams, you really don't understand why you need to look at the cameras if anyone broke in Springtrap would most likely murder them before they could even touch a thing. As you flip through the cameras you hear a series of clicking sounds coming from behind you, it was most likely Springtrap waking up, and of course, you feel a cold hand tap your shoulder.

You turn your head to look behind you, Springtrap was tapping his thinger against his thigh, you laugh and stand up, and he gets on his knees and puts his head against your chest while pulling you into his cold embrace.

( Springtrap loves to listen to your heartbeat, he missed the feeling of human affection so he will often hug, kiss, or nuzzle you for comfort he will also hold you like a baby, he's just an 8-foot metal bean <3)

BANGS. MY FUCKING. HEAD. ON . THE . TABLE/

#SCREAMS #spacie splains #IT DOESNT HELP I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING SIMILAR 2 THIS ALL OF YESTERDAY B/C I WAS JUST ROTTING IN BED #GOOD GOD MAN..............................#OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD #springtrap......GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#OHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUU STOP ROTATING IN THEERE LIKE POTATO!!!!!!!!!#do toy guys think ill ever escape loving him. do you . i really hope not that would suck balls even though hes the worst person undead #WHYYYY DO I LVE HIM SO MUCH SCREAMS #SPRINGTRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE SPRINGTRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#YOU SUUUUCK OH MY GOD YOU SUCK SO BAD

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eastgaysian · 4 months

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The only gastrointestinal shipper I’ve seen that I respect is someone who said it was because they were lining up ships for all six companions at once so they were going with LZ/SH, W/K and G/A. I have a hard time seeing karlach with a man because of her dyke swag but her and wyll do have a certain love interest je ne sais quoi that’s 1000 times more compelling than G/A (I’m choosing. Perhaps wrongly. To assume GA’s the ship if any that’s kinda like “ehh sure” for them).

pairing the spares is just a hilarious concept to me in general like will they die if they aren't in a relationship. but tbh the way i see it working with bg3 is just

gale: it seems like everyone else in our group has paired off. i wouldn't have expected this when we started out, but i guess you can find love in the unlikeliest of places.

astarion: it was more exciting when you weren't sure if people were going to fight or fuck :/

[beat]

astarion: i bet i can get wyll and karlach to let me into their relationship

#mingbox #balls your gay 3 #also funny to me that this would leave halsin alone #gastrointestinal. Help

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nutzworth · 5 months

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urrrgh. maybe its just 12:30 am but i am dreading school. guy who just got like 2 projects assigned today on top of daily homework + studying. + i just got into my college precal course that i WANTED to take and took so long trying to figure out + my mother talked to me briefly about colleges and uuuugh i have to THINK about that stuff now dont i. im just so tired. i wish i could take a gap year between highschool and college but the problem is is that my highschool teachers help a lot with applying for college so its easiest to apply in highschool... but i dont want to GO til a while after highschool. everything is so hard

#me #i really do hate school.#i mean i like it. i like learning i like my teachers and the schedule is good for me. but i hate the imminent You wont be in school anymore #if you dont THINK A LOT and DO THIS PAPERWORK! like cant i think a lot and do paperwork when school ENDS.#<== why i havent learned to drive yet or made really any effort to. im too school. leave me alone. learning how to drive during that gap #year between highschool/college would be the best line of action but i dont know if it can HAPPEN. ugh. uuuugh #im mad and im stressed out. but we ball. sigh we ball

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zorua-adorable · 1 year

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Ball Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Relationships: Son Gohan Sr. & Son Goku Characters: Son Goku (Dragon Ball), Son Gohan Sr. Additional Tags: Pre-Canon, Unbeta'd Summary:

Many people would call this a simple life, but it was the only life Son Goku had ever known.

#my posts #zorua’s writing #dragon ball #og db #son goku #grandpa gohan #holy shit is this me writing again?#yes but it's not any of my wips or already started stories‚ just an idea i had at midnight that would not leave me alone until done

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dirt-str1der · 1 year

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hello i just wanna say i genuinely like ur observation about nishiki's fighting style and then ya manage to bring it back to ur 'drug addict nishiki' headcanon like it caught me off guard but im also not surprised that is so fair and real of u okay thank u

In a world where drugs dont exist, nishikiyama’s strength comes solely from his anger and i guess he goes to the gym too

#Thanks for the ask !#Yakuza loveblog #its not a headcanon his voice actor said so before he so does drugs and he does it to escape his terrible life ratpark style #i would in fact be more surprised to learn that nishikis rawdogging life i mean hes definitely not religious and i guess he has alcohol but #thats not enough for what he has to endure. we have to give him meth we have to let him do coke #like i have no reason not to believe he goes to the gym because he is literally vain and i bet he works out till he gets a six pack all #one my life sucks two my life sucks on the bench and he drags kiryu there too even though he hates going to the gym because it stanks and #the aircon is always blowing at the worst spots and the overhead lights oohhhh cant stand the bowling alley either he throws the ball as #hard as he can and it doesnt even touch the runway before its smashing into the pins thats why the y5 bowling completion is so easy he #wants to get out of there asap. im off track see everything goes back to kiryu i always neglect nishikiyama. like even kazamas like heres #some drugs now leave me alone and hea like hmm do i snort this or sell it. oh well SNNRRRT. like there is absolutely no reason for his #entire fighting style to be heavy attacks unless hes wired like crazy and its because hes so pissed off all the time plus hes teeming with #like. cocaine. hulking the fuck out. thats why kiryu feels so safe around him because he has every reason to believe that in a pinch nishik #i can grab someones head and pop it like a grape in order to save his life hes seen it happen before it wasnt just because he feels #comfortable and in sync with nishikiyama he literally has seen him punch someone so hard their skull caved in and hes like okay !#thats why he loves fighting him so much its because if nishiki punches him in the head he’ll just have to wake up the next morning in pain #its so fun trust me on this you need to be punched by your brother right now or youll die

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dragunovsvd · 7 months

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I'm in love with Driver that's it that's the post. Like literally for real in love in love with him.

#want to curl up in a ball in bed and just live in my head with him #i hate real life i want to live in the drive world and be with driver #like not me having a hashtag b p d moment and having thoughts of leaving my fiance and just being alone with driver in my head forever #its unhealthy its unhinged i dont caaaaare #like i obv would never do that. but god do i wish i could sometimes

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soulsxng · 11 months

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"Jaey, you can't have someone pretend to marry you just to get the delegation off your back. That would cause way more trouble than it's worth...and besides, who would you even ask? How would you decide the best candidate?"

"I'll hire someone! I'm tired of all these arrangement parties and stuff; the candidates the delegation keeps picking out are all the worst. But they're not scared of me like they are you, so I was thinking about how I can get them to leave it alone, and...ta-da! It's a good idea, right? It definitely is!"

"Hiring someone. Someone that would then be allowed a place on the delegation, and could enact who knows what kinds of laws and such at a whim. Someone that you're already motivating to help you out by paying them somehow. If you didn't get rid of them right away, I would, and then you'd be right back to square one."

"...Uuuuuugh. Then...I don't know! I'll find someone else that's supposed to get an arranged marriage, but doesn't want to do it! We can marry each other to get it out of the way, and then have nothing to do with each other after that! And if it's a ruler or something like that, then they wouldn't mess with delegation business, because I could just do the same thing to them! And...and so yeah! I'll just do that!"

#[Tarinx -extra-]#[Jaeyani -extra-]#Just something that popped into my head and I thought was funny #Though now I'm over here like 'that would be a fun plot. having Jaey just go up to a ruler or something that he meets at a gathering #and hit them with a 'Hey so hear me out--' lmao #Arin's tactic for avoiding arrangement parties and proposals and all that fun stuff is to just...literally not show up to any of it #and nobody really has the balls to try to force him because the other delegation members are all fairly significantly weaker than him #so he'll just go 'Haha you want me to go to /that/? Fine then fight me for it and if you win I'll go.' and then just throttle the delegate #Jaey on the other hand is too much of a sweetie to do that. He doesn't really care much for fighting most of the time #So the delegates bug him and try to set him up in unavoidable things more often than not #so his tactic for avoiding arrangement parties and proposals and all that is quickly becoming #'I'll just get married (or pretend to marry) to someone who won't exploit me and then we can just leave each other alone after that! :D '#and at least sorta gets along with

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nyamcot · 2 years

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Hey gamer I’m breaking the art fight streak by posting silly puyo pops , how r we doing

Alternative version with a multiply layer that I think Is vry awesomer

#my art lmao #reblogs are appreciated i love reading tags!#yes I drew them as ponies what r u gonna do Ab it huh? Gonna cry? piss?#Amitie would be named Sun Dancer or smth #Sig would be called uhh :thinking:#juneeeebuggg #I’m balling names rn ok leave me alone #puyo puyo #art #amitie puyo puyo #sig puyo puyo #sigami #puyo puyo tetris 2 #ppt2 #mlp #pony #medibang paint

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coloursofaparadox · 1 year

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#uggghhhhhhhhhhhh #this is the first time i think in my whole life that ive lived alone #had a job that didnt make me wear out my social battery #or compromise my physical health #and have been financially stable enough to afford necessities without worrying #which is all amazing #and means that ive actually had the opportunity to decide hey #im fucking dying #everything has been insane and shitty and traumatic for months #so im going to just. do nothing. until i can stand to even think about interacting with people or doing basic household tasks without #curling into a ball #and it took a lot longer than i thought it would #its been i think....5 weeks?#of leaving the house only when i have to for groceries and only doing the absolute bare minimum to keep my living area functional #going back to coping with headphones on when i go outside like i used to and kind of forget why i stopped doing it #and in general just. spending my time rewatching my old favourite series and shows and manga and books #i can count on one hand the number of times ive socialized with a friend outside my house #and holy fuck i needed this #i needed this years ago i think #it took 5 weeks before i could even think about willingly being out in public with strangers and not doing everything i can to avoid it #my house is a mess and i havent unpacked and my yard is overgrown #but im finally starting to look at tasks around the house without a crippling sense of dread anymore #and can sometimes just. do em. without having to suppress massive anxiety and exhaustion and stress and burnout to get through it #i was kinda relying on blind faith that i was doing the right thing in giving myself permission to just not keep up on my life #and that it wouldnt just spiral into depression lol #and its actually paying off #thank fuck #its probably 'recovering from years of burnout' in technical terms but yknow what #i can now make myself food without waiting till im literally having hunger pangs or until i nearly lose my balance walking the dog #and cleaned up a bit! and hung up some of my wall shelves!

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toastsnaffler · 1 year

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man i wish cinemas would do more subtitled screenings instead of just like. once per month early on a weekday and only for their most popular films lmao.

#trying to find a subtitled screening of atsv in my city bc its pointless rewatching without them tbh #there are 4 cinemas showing it like 10 times a day and still only ONE cced screening in the whole city in the next fortnight 😑#like come on man.#i still think that all film screenings should be subtitled by default. theres literally no solid argument against it #sorry if ur scared a 1 inch line of words might somehow ruin the artistic value of a film for u but accessibility should come first.#they can have 1 non-subtitled screening a week for ppl who are gonna kick their heels and cry abt it #the thing is if it was the default no one would have a problem with it bc theyd get used to things being subtitled!!#ive brought this up before w ppl and let me tell u its actually WILD how many ppl will argue that ccing things is Bad #the balls u have to openly take a stance against subtitled films in a conversation with a literal deaf person. do u even hear yourself #frustrating doesnt even begin to cover it tbh #anyway whatever. at least there IS a cced screening at all thats smth!!#and at least it saves me having to go with flatmates lol i think ill enjoy it more alone #.diaries #anyway i should get dressed and at least try to leave the house for 10 mins today. illness and all

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blissfali · 9 months

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they hate jesus for his opinions

#They hate me cause i like chucky on his own better than chucky and tiffany or just tiffany #Well personally i think a lone doll is better cause what kid is buying both dolls let alone has the money for that #Chucky on his own makes sense cause theybuy ONE doll and then play with it and he starts murdering #Idk how to explain my reasoning i just think hes more interesting and sinister on his own than in a duo (or trio w glen/glenda)#for me his scariness isnt him physically cause obv well. Hes like 1.5 ft tall and the size of a toddler #its more about the aspect of being convinced youre losing your mind over this talking doll #Like w nica #Even if she saw him a million times no one who hadnt seen him would believe her and it drives her up the wall #And thats what makes him scary to me. And better #tiffany is a fuckin PUSSY!!!!#I love women but she didnt have chuckys same balls #Like ok shes a mother. Maybe im biased because i have mommy issues but personally idgaf #Anyway nobody cares abt this but me so ill be takingg my leave

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proteuus · 1 year

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comes to your house to talk about management theory and my ex boyfriend for two hours straight

#(and yellow envelopes)#me: 'well no i just wanted to tell him--' (everyone starts booing and throwing balls of paper and vegetables at me etc and whatnot)#its going to be his birthday and we left on good terms so it seems cold to not send him a happy birthday text #but we also dont talk so it would be like. weirdly friendly in an out of place way #what would be perfect is to send a more neutral message like simply 'it is your birthday'#conveys that i remembered his birthday but isn't excessively friendly #but people dont do that #(this is not what i was talking about earlier i didnt say this because it is silly)#(and because i dont need anyone telling me to leave him alone. i already know that)

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