The Sims 4
Smokey: MAKE ME IN THE SIMS
Knock Out: I was planning on it!
Smokey: WHOA REALLY?
Smokey: YESSSSSSSSS
Jalaperilo: Here she is!
Jalaperilo: hello hello!
Smokey: Hey!
Knock Out: You're keeping the hat.
Smokey: but
Jalaperilo: yo smokes!
Smokey: but woojit what about my beautiful hair :(
Smokey: how am i gonna sleep if I have a HAT on
Smokey: DONT MAKE ME PUBLIC ENEMY >:(
Jalaperilo: Ive played 1 2 and 3 excessivly, but not 4
Knock Out: Too late! The hat is on!
Smokey: woojit :(
thenightetc: It's never coming off now. You'll just have to have it clip through things.
Smokey: im domed t never sleep
Smokey: doom
Smokey: doomed
thenightetc: I can't quiiiiite read those. What'd you give him, traitwise?
Smokey: wait yeah what are my traits
Jalaperilo: bunny slippers!
Smokey: OOOH MAKE ME FASHIONABLE
Smokey: can i be taller
Smokey: i wanna clip through buildings
Knock Out: Probably.
Jalaperilo: didnt you already cause knock out to clip through a wall lol
thenightetc: ...I swear they changed Simlish
Smokey: Pfpfffpf- I sure did!
thenightetc: It's a little uncanny.
Smokey: My translators are glitching up trying to figure out what they're saying- so probably!
Smokey: can we make wheeljack yip
Jalaperilo: do they still have real song on the radio that were rerecorded into simlish?
thenightetc: Oh, it's a fake language. It doesn't "translate" to anything too specific, you just get the gist of it
Jalaperilo: i know its a fake language
Jalaperilo: but hadouken, a band i love, rerecorded one of their songs into simlish
thenightetc: ^Was replying to Smokescreen.
Jalaperilo: ah
Smokey: What? Fake language? How does that even work?
Smokey: Isn't it a fictional language? LIke- with a sim dictionary somewhere?
Knock Out: Good enough!
Smokey: wheeljack looks ooooooooold
thenightetc: Just, you know. Phonemes.
Smokey: but why and how
Smokey: CAT EARS
thenightetc: I guess because it stops it from getting too annoying/tiresome to hear them say the same things over and over.
Smokey: Are youo sure it's not secretly a real language?
Starscreamapillar: Drat. I must away. Have fun tormenting your effigies.
Smokey: Awww, bye Starbeam
thenightetc: Goodnight!
Thebes: hello!
Jalaperilo: hello!
thenightetc: The little goatee arrangement is very You.
Knock Out: We'll torment a few in your honor!
Knock Out: Thank you! I'm very happy with that.
Jalaperilo: sorry i looked away, whose being made now?
Smokey: Breakdown it looks like!
Jalaperilo: * squints* breakdown humanson
Smokey: can breakdown have cat ears woojit
Knock Out: He most definitely can.
Jalaperilo: breakdown needs to be 6 ft wide with amazing hips
Smokey: :D
Knock Out: If I can find a him that isn't hideous.
Smokey: just make a scan of breakdown and put him in like that
Jalaperilo: i like the thighs
Jalaperilo: he's built like a rower
Knock Out: There we are. Reasonable and unbiased.
Smokey: can the thighs be bigger?
Jalaperilo: isnt knockout a bit tall?
Thebes: Unfortunately, height isn't variable
Knock Out: Let's play the quiet game, jalaperilo human.
Jalaperilo: awwww
Jalaperilo: i dont like the quiet game
Smokey: I don't gotta play the quiet game do I Woojit :(
Knock Out: You lost the quiet game vorns ago, Smokescreen. Don't worry about it.
thenightetc: What are those pants
thenightetc: That's like a wallpaper pattern.
Jalaperilo: whos this now???
Jalaperilo: bumbumbee!
Smokey: YAY So I never have to be quiet! That's awesome!
Smokey: :O!
Knock Out: His aspiration is to become a vampire because I said so.
thenightetc: Excellent.
Smokey: wait what
Jalaperilo: is there an aspiration called 'take on too much responsibility cause you uncosciously feel like you need to be punished for not being good enough even though you really are?
Thebes: technically no, but there's plenty of ways to plunge them into angst. Found that out the hard way when I randomly rolled up a sim and they got 'Lazy', 'Ambitious', and the aspiration to bodybuild.
Jalaperilo: sounds like that can be rolled into one aspiration called 'executive dysfunction'
Jalaperilo: oh. the screaming one
thenightetc: It's going to be a good thing Starscream already left, isn't it
Knock Out: Oh! Forgot to edit their walk cycles!
Smokey: starscream should be older though right
Knock Out: That's key.
thenightetc: !!
thenightetc: You can DO that?
thenightetc: Amazing!
Thebes: lot of oprions too~
Jalaperilo: haha!
thenightetc: oh my GOD
Jalaperilo: yes!!!
Smokey: can you give me that walk of like... that one person in food fight
Jalaperilo: booo
Smokey: you know
Jalaperilo: cruel
thenightetc: This is amazing.
Knock Out: No trade ins on walks.
Jalaperilo: i do like that hair on screamer
Knock Out: Unless you're Breakdown. Breakdown can have anything he wants.
Knock Out: Requests for anyone else?
Jalaperilo: the hunch one for screamer!
Jalaperilo: nosferatu screamer! nosferatu screamer
Jalaperilo: something jogging like for bumbum
Jalaperilo: yes
Smokey: woojit can my sim have money
Knock Out: I'd give him bouncy, but that's a Smokescreen walk.
Knock Out: They'll all have money. I'm giving them enough to finance all their vices.
Jalaperilo: somkey, you have to like in a box and be paid pennies a day
Smokey: :(
Smokey: Thats just like my real life though
Smokey: I don't even MAKE shanix for helping run my home
Smokey: shanix isn't even really a thing
thenightetc: Bigger glasses. Bigger.
Smokey: SOUNDBABE
Jalaperilo: a big scarf that covers as much of his face as possible!
Smokey: i need to find my old sims file with the terrifying soundwave
thenightetc: Is that a bong?
Smokey: had big, all seeing optics
Knock Out: It is indeed.
Jalaperilo: 3 piece black/purple suit!
Knock Out: There we go!
thenightetc: Oh dear, that clipping
Jalaperilo: whee whee's pompadour isnt pompy enough
Smokey: soundwave has the power to clip through anything
Jalaperilo: just like ko
thenightetc: I dunno, I liked the shirt with the headphone cords
Smokey: I wish you could change clthing materials like in sims 3. you could make soome SUPER amazing and ugly clothes
Jalaperilo: is 'super *** creepy' a trait
Jalaperilo: and yes, smokey, the fabric changer was great
Knock Out: I wish.
Knock Out: Pompadoury enough now?
Jalaperilo: lol. thank you boo
thenightetc: So what walk cycle are you giving HIM.
Jalaperilo: bit of a sausage fest...
Smokey: can he just t-pose and float around
Smokey: a sausage fest?
Smokey: we can't even buy groceries yet though
Smokey: I want my sim to eat a hot dog!
Jalaperilo: its a festival where all you can eat is sausage and there's no taco stalls
thenightetc: well I'm sure there are mods for that
Knock Out: I'll put it on my to do list for the next time.
Smokey: Man, that sounds like a terrible festival- there should be every kind of food available!
Smokey: Wait you gotta mod the game for hot dogs?
Jalaperilo: i agree. everyone should have a wide pallet
Knock Out: I'd make Shockwave, but I've no idea how I'd make Shockwave.
Jalaperilo: massive boobs
Smokey: do we have pets in the game?
Smokey: shockbabe
Jalaperilo: what a lineup
thenightetc: Look what Soundwave's doing
Jalaperilo: ratchet have to be bbb's dad
Knock Out: I'll go back and edit it in!
Knock Out: Four bedrooms. They can all fight over them.
Jalaperilo: ok. are we placing bets on who dies first?
Knock Out: By all means!
thenightetc: Oh, good, a way to start fires.
thenightetc: It wouldn't be Sims without THAT.
Thebes: Ohhh, it gets better. This incarnation allows sims to be embarassed to death.
Smokey: wait what
Smokey: well it's good I don't feel embarrassment ever!
Jalaperilo: well thats smokey dead first them
Smokey: NO
Thebes: so new and unusual death methods remain even though they made it impossible to die in a pool
thenightetc: So, just curious, there's gardening in this game right?
thenightetc: :)
Knock Out: There is!
Jalaperilo: haha
Jalaperilo: man, you guys dont wait around to start macking
Knock Out: Can you blame us?
Smokey: I want someone to smooch :(
Knock Out: If no one dies in a reasonable amount of time, we can always toss on the violence mod.
Smokey: the what now
thenightetc: Oh my god, Wheeljack's just going to have that bong permanently attached to his hand, isn't he
Smokey: wait am I becoming friends with screamer or are my optics broken
Jalaperilo: smokey you should seduce soundwave
thenightetc: Well, you did say you wanted someone to smooch.
Smokey: byt
Smokey: but
Smokey: starscream??
Jalaperilo: or ratchet and become bbb's stepdad
Smokey: Nooooo
Thebes: it's sims. no one is allowed dignity.
Smokey: ... if I smooched up to Soundwave would I be able to ground ALL the decepticons
Smokey: wait whos that
Knock Out: The neighbors.
Smokey: we have what
thenightetc: If you greet someone they get to come live in your house. Those are the rules.
Smokey: .....
Jalaperilo: human rules
Knock Out: And Soundwave's insulted because someone on the internet insulted his Minicon care methods.
Smokey: "You can't just glue them to your chest!"
Jalaperilo: 'susan: has baby strapped to chest. susan: hypocritical *** with poor tate in shoes
Jalaperilo: now i can only imagine sodunwave on mumsnet
Knock Out: Oh, the violence mod for this one isn't funny. I'm not seeing an option to body slam anyone by their feet.
Jalaperilo: aw
Jalaperilo: they need to do a prowrestling expansion pack
Knock Out: Aw, there you go, Smokescreen. You made a friend.
Smokey: wait i wanted to ask starscream for WHAT
thenightetc: It IS a good thing he's already left.
Smokey: seriously what did
Smokey: what did I just ask for i missed it
Smokey: WOOJIT.
Knock Out: Oh, this is priceless.
thenightetc: I couldn't read the text.
Smokey: .... Ask for sax.
Smokey: Yes. That's it
Knock Out: Exactly.
Knock Out: Some long, thick sax.
thenightetc: I see that diamond. Is he just going to starve to death right there?
Smokey: woojit why
Jalaperilo: has anyone peed themselves yet?
Smokey: why did you hover over the sax button again
Smokey: ... wait why am I embarrassed
Knock Out: Because he rejected your offer of sax.
Smokey: oh........... :(
Smokey: ... wait what are those hearts
Smokey: why are there hearts
Smokey: starscream no
Smokey: you can't just kick breakdown out of his bed
Smokey: uh
Smokey: um. am i just standing there that's
Jalaperilo: youre just being regular old smokey lol
Smokey: True!
Jalaperilo: assert dominence by having sex with bd while looking the person he flirted with in the eye
thenightetc: Just do it right there on one of those tables.
Jalaperilo: yes
Smokey: .. wait am I inspired to sleep or
Knock Out: Excellent idea!
Jalaperilo: i wish i could read the writing
Smokey: No!
thenightetc: There's a "random" option for the sex mod?
Jalaperilo: haha!
Knock Out: There is!
Jalaperilo: i'm dying at this
Smokey: Man- Starscream WOULD love karaoke
Knock Out: He probably would have. He always loved a captive audience.
Jalaperilo: physically chained down?
Jalaperilo: ok. timne for me to go to bed. gotta get up in 6 hours of a 9 hour shift :(
thenightetc: Goodnight!
Smokey: Man- that sucks. Have a nice recharge, though!
Knock Out: Goodnight, jalaperilo human!
Jalaperilo: thank you! and good night smokey, nighty, knocky
Smokey: Knocky Wocky!
Jalaperilo: lol
Smokey: ... you always gotta check on me after starry
Smokey: w
thenightetc: I swear that pouring animation has the drink missing the glass by several inches
Smokey: where did I go
Knock Out: They're all leaving more miserable than they were when they came.
Smokey: woojit let old man screamer go home and sleep
Smokey: :(
Smokey: let my sim be happy woojit come n
Knock Out: He looks downright jolly to me.
thenightetc: The stink lines are true to life
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Stinky Smokey.
Smokey: I smell nice!
thenightetc: *skeptical look*
Smokey: .... who said yiff yiff
Thebes: Nope. stink lines. And eeeveryone can tell
Knock Out: By the standards of that house, I'm sure you do.
Smokey: come onnnn
Smokey: I bathed a couple of weeks ago!
Knock Out: There we are, a much needed laundry machine.
Smokey: Can we have a hot tub woojit
Knock Out: Certainly not because they're prone to starting fires. No sir.
Knock Out: Yes.
thenightetc: You'll just pee in it.
Smokey: well maybe if there was another toilet for me I wouldn't
Knock Out: A toilet free household builds character.
thenightetc: A stinky character.
Smokey: whoa I'm so stinky looking
thenightetc: Welp.
thenightetc: I called it.
Smokey: .......
thenightetc: And now you're just... sitting in it. :|
Knock Out: You called it. You win the prize no one wants.
Smokey: you win the pee
Knock Out: And submerging in it.
thenightetc: I think Smokey wins the pee.
Smokey: noooo
thenightetc: Ewwwwwwww
Smokey: bee joins in
Smokey: and makes the pee team
thenightetc: Don't do it, Knockout!
Smokey: iget in woojit
thenightetc: You don't know what he's been doing in there.
Smokey: woojit put on pants JUST to get in
thenightetc: Ewwwwwwww
Smokey: 3 guys chilling in a hot tub
Knock Out: And takes them off to go to the town square.
Smokey: did pee fall asleep in the hot tub
Smokey: is starscream just shocked at the sight of me now
Smokey: is it the hat
Smokey: why do I keep thinking about pee
Smokey: ... can you frag in the tub
Knock Out: I'm sure it had everything to do with the hat and nothing to do with the odor of urine.
thenightetc: Would you WANT to frag in that tub.
Smokey: Well Starscream has NO room to talk
Smokey: adsbzcxvzcx
Smokey: RATCHET
Smokey: wheeljack
Smokey: you cant just watch
thenightetc: What, rooting for him to join in?
Smokey: NO
Thebes: So that happened
Smokey: am I never wearing my hat again
thenightetc: Sinister music of someone about to start a fire
Knock Out: Soundwave is keeping everyone from starving to death and that's not funny.
thenightetc: ...It is a little bit.
Smokey: Isn't that how the Decepticons were?
Knock Out: ...When you're right, you're right.
thenightetc: Is that a birthday cake?
Knock Out: Alright, Smokescreen. I'll throw you a bone. I'll make your Sim happy.
Smokey: :D
Smokey: wait
Smokey: wait how
thenightetc: Oh boy!
Smokey: ...
Smokey: oh
thenightetc: Did you mean to leave yourself standing on the bed permanently?
Smokey: wait ............
Smokey: KNOCK OUT
Smokey: KNOCK OUT
Smokey: LOOK EVEN THE GAME THINKS WE'RE INCOMPATABLE
Knock Out: The game has a poor sense of humor.
Smokey: feed him
thenightetc: ...Did that food just... ROT into nothingness?
thenightetc: Is that why the plates are "clean" now?
Knock Out: That would make sense.
Knock Out: The mansion has become a metaphor for life, death, and decay.
Smokey: knock out
Smokey: the flirting is failing so much I'm so glad
Knock Out: Are they just using the hot tub as a giant toilet?
thenightetc: Mm, in 2 there was a mod that had some scripts to build relationships--it'd detect which interactions would be accepted, I think.
thenightetc: It was handy
Knock Out: You're lucky it wouldn't be as funny if I forced it.
thenightetc: Oh, that was the point! It wasn't forcing it, per se, it was just saving you the effort of looking up the interaction threshholds in the manual
Smokey: It'd say way more about you
thenightetc: Maybe my concept of what is and isn't "cheating" is a little loose.
Smokey: sleeping in the pee tub
thenightetc: You should just. Throw that away.
Smokey: NO
Knock Out: The hot tub is its own ecosystem at this point.
thenightetc: Yes, that's the problem.
Knock Out: It serves as the mansion's toilet/bed/eventual grave.
thenightetc: Try teleporting!
Smokey: woojit if you wanna be with breakdown you gotta stop standing on top of sleeping bee
thenightetc: What about that cheat that lets you pick up sims and move them around?
thenightetc: Oh. Does it not work in this version?
thenightetc: I guess the bed's where you live now.
Knock Out: It's a delicate condition and I'm a little sensitive about it.
Smokey: He likes to feel tall
Smokey: wait what happened to your helm
Smokey: THERE WE GO
thenightetc: Ahh, good.
thenightetc: So... there IS some way to die in a hot tub, right?
Knock Out: There'd better be.
thenightetc: Maybe it can somehow light on fire
thenightetc: OH BOY
Smokey: WAIT WHO STARTED THE
Smokey: AM I PUTTING IT OUT
thenightetc: Everyone just walking through it.
Knock Out: Oh, this game has no sense of fun!
Smokey: I SAVED OUR LIVES
thenightetc: Try putting more stuff around it! Then the fire can spread.
Knock Out: Excellent idea!
thenightetc: Flamingos are traditional, but a little tacky.
Knock Out: Better yet, fireworks! You can buy fireworks in this game!
thenightetc: Oh! Good idea!
Smokey: :O
Smokey: Fireworks are so cool I wanna see them!
Smokey: But I also want to not die
thenightetc: We all want things we can't have, Smokey. Everyone's gotta go sometime.
Smokey: I dont trust starry's food
Knock Out: Rude, Starscream. Very rude.
Smokey: rudescream
thenightetc: What you should do--add another toilet, but surround it with things they can't step over, so that they can't actually reach it.
thenightetc: Keep them from just using the hot tub all the time.
Smokey: b
Smokey: but
Thebes: tiny things, too. so it's extra hilarious when they fail
thenightetc: Yes!
Smokey: :(
thenightetc: Build a giant maze around it, too.
Smokey: At least let me find love in someone that's not Starscream
thenightetc: Oh my god.
thenightetc: This is hilariously cruel.
Thebes: That's basically the raison d'etre of the sims, tbh
Knock Out: Where are the manners, Starscream?
thenightetc: Hmmm, I think if it's surrounded by walls, though, they won't even TRY to get to it.
thenightetc: Did you take away all the beds when I wasn't looking, or something?
thenightetc: Or are they all glitched?
Knock Out: I'm fairly sure they can step around anything that isn't a wall.
Knock Out: Who knows?
thenightetc: Maybe Smokescreen just prefers sleeping in the pee tub.
thenightetc: Just. Marinating. :/
Smokey: >:(
thenightetc: Hey, I'm not here to judge!
thenightetc: ...And yet here I am, judging.
Smokey: I'm not marinating in my own pee!
thenightetc: Well, it's not JUST yours, I'm sure.
Thebes: Probably not going to stop anyone from talking about all this awful stuff we saw an entity named Smokescreen do
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Thank goodness there aren't any pumpkins on this lot
Knock Out: Pumpkins, you say?
Smokey: NO NO NO NO NO
thenightetc: I did say!
Thebes: they're waiting in the buy mode
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Ha! So you don't even have to go to the trouble of growing them.
thenightetc: Take a picture!
Thebes: and now Smokescreen has failed at party too
Smokey: :(
Smokey: WOOJIT
Smokey: YOU ARE FRAMING ME
thenightetc: HA
Smokey: I HATE THIS
thenightetc: Good idea! We should frame that.
Smokey: NO
Smokey: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO
Smokey: WHY
Smokey: starsc
Knock Out: But look how eager you sound!
Smokey: starscream just clipped through me
Smokey: woojit i will make sure you are covered in owls
Knock Out: Worth it.
thenightetc: I feel like there must be some way to snap an object to a sim's hand.
Smokey: woojit let me flirt with starscream please
Smokey: end this pumpkin
thenightetc: Flirt with Starscream and this pumpkin?
Smokey: NO
Smokey: end the pumpkining
Smokey: please
thenightetc: You're the pumpkin king!
Smokey: i'll flirt with starscream offline just
Smokey: no pumpkind
Thebes: but then how can we tell everyone 'smokescreen carves pumpkins while being an exhibitionist'
Smokey: you don't!
thenightetc: Well then.
Smokey: uh
Smokey: NO
Smokey: NO NO NO NOO NO
Smokey: WOOJIT
Smokey: I AM STEALING YOUR PENS
Thebes: Okay, never mind, being able to say Smokescreen's a wanker is even better.
thenightetc: A pumpkin wanker.
Smokey: :(
Knock Out: Alright, all in favor of just leaving Smokescreen like that for the duration?
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Aye!
Thebes: aye!
thenightetc: Wait, wait.
Smokey: NOOOO
thenightetc: Move the bed, with him on it, out into the living room.
thenightetc: Or, eh, there's not room there--the front yard.
thenightetc: And the pumpkins
Smokey: why
thenightetc: Tooooo keep you safe from the fire that's starting! :)
Smokey: I PUT OUT THE FIRE LAST TIME
thenightetc: So who's burning to death here?
Smokey: wait who paid me
thenightetc: ...is ther e a tip jar
thenightetc: Because honestly that's even funnier
Smokey: ....
Thebes: I think this mod, if it's what I'm thinking of, counts that as marketable public display
Knock Out: Stop putting out my fires!
Knock Out: You're ruining my dinner party!
thenightetc: Who's that?
thenightetc: I can't tell under all the soot.
Knock Out: Wheeljack. I was going to send him to make pancakes.
thenightetc: Ahhhhh.
thenightetc: Hoping he'll set another fire, eh?
Knock Out: At this point, the fire is our new roommate.
thenightetc: The mansion belongs to the fire now.
Knock Out: The hot tub and fenced in toilets belong to everyone else.
Smokey: but
thenightetc: Huh, does it not... actually burn stuff?
Smokey: HELP ME
thenightetc: What just happened?
thenightetc: I heard a little musical sting
Thebes: Honestly death in this game is a lot harder to come by. they even took out the ladder cheat.
thenightetc: Which is disappointing, I mean the ladder cheat is really the heart of the franchise.
Knock Out: And the fire death!
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Well, at least we have pumpkin wanking.
Knock Out: Ohho, wait! I found a mod!
Thebes: 3 had the right idea. ladderdeaths, fire deaths, and the ignoble and amazing death by jellybean or time paradox
Knock Out: We're doing it. I'm not ending this stream on an anticlimactic note.
thenightetc: OOooo!
thenightetc: Death mod?
Thebes: WOO!
Thebes: Fire burns, everyone dies!
Smokey: :(
thenightetc: I guess things'll still be "anticlimactic" for Smokescreen.
Smokey: >:(
thenightetc: Y'know, because the animation doesn't--
thenightetc: :)
Knock Out: HAH!
thenightetc: Was that a hah at my joke or a victorious hah?
Knock Out: Your joke, but the latter, too.
thenightetc: :)
Thebes: At last, he can die as he's lived
thenightetc: Surrounded by pumpkins.
Smokey: No
Smokey: No no no
thenightetc: Yes!
thenightetc: Hey. Hey, see if you can move one of the pumpkins on top of him!
thenightetc: Surely you can place things on beds, right?
Knock Out: Will that do you?
thenightetc: HA
Smokey: NO.
Smokey: KNOCK OUT. YOU ARE GONNA REGRET THIS
thenightetc: ...What if you put the pumpkin on someoen else's head and had them, y'know.........
Knock Out: They need to consumate their glorious love before the house goes up in a blaze.
thenightetc: Yes.
Smokey: :(
thenightetc: Love the piles of rotting... laundry? Realkly gives it a special ambiance.
Knock Out: Doesn't it though?
thenightetc: Awww, where'd the pumpkin go
Knock Out: Again, the game hates fun.
thenightetc: So what's the "wicked" interaction for the dj table?
Smokey: e
Smokey: eh
Smokey: i looked away what am I DOING
Smokey: who
Smokey: why
Smokey: woojit
thenightetc: You're doing Starscream
Smokey: WOOJIT.
thenightetc: ...I mean, obviously
thenightetc: Huh.
Knock Out: Soundwave can have the honor of lighting the fire and ending this madness.
thenightetc: Look at them; they're having fun.
Smokey: i cant believe you woojit why me and starscream WHY he's a creep why are we going at it
Knock Out: He was impressed by your pumpkin display.
Smokey: ... Doesn't that mean he's a pumpkin fragger too?
Smokey: Or a wannabe?
Smokey: ... man we're really going at it
thenightetc: Would that make you a pumpkin?
Smokey: I guess that's better than the alternative but
thenightetc: Well, if there were a WAY to dress Starscream up in a delightful pumpkin costume during this, I'm sure we'd be doing that
thenightetc: But we can't have everything, apparently.
Smokey: I didn't see it was at 3 times the speed
Smokey: I just thought woojit was REALLY fast
Smokey: :(
Smokey: WOOJIT
Smokey: WHY
thenightetc: Yesssss.
Smokey: NO
Smokey: NO NO N O NO NO NONONONONONO NO NO
Thebes: The mansion belongs to the flames now
Knock Out: We all died the way we lived.
thenightetc: CAN you die while doing those animations?
Knock Out: ...Apparently not!
thenightetc: Ha!
Smokey: we're immortal!
Thebes: only until you stop
thenightetc: DEATH
thenightetc: WE HAVE DEATH
Smokey: WHERE AM I
Smokey: AM I ALIVE STILL
thenightetc: THREE deaths!
Smokey: BARGAIN WITH DEATH FOR MY LIFE
thenightetc: "Very tense"
Smokey: FLIRT WITH DEATH
Smokey: FRAG DEATH
thenightetc: Aren't there two other sims somewhere on the lot?
Knock Out: Probably.
thenightetc: Why the superspeed?
Knock Out: To see if it burns itself out.
Knock Out: Or if the reaper moves.
Smokey: can the reaper be naked?
thenightetc: Ahhhhh
thenightetc: So, eh.... who survived this?
Knock Out: Starscream and Bumblebee, apparently?
thenightetc: Huh.
thenightetc: Smokescreen died covered in pumpkin pulp.
Smokey: :(
thenightetc: Sorry--
thenightetc: NAKED and covered in pumpkin pulp.
Knock Out: He went out with his boots on, as the humans say.
Knock Out: Doing what he loved.
Knock Out: Which was pumpkins.
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Yes.
Smokey: i was fragging starscream
thenightetc: And Starscream.
Smokey: which isn't much better but
Smokey: NO
thenightetc: Starscream, who had been dressed up as a pumpkin shortly beforehand, in order to entice you.
Knock Out: Rest in pumpkin.
thenightetc: You should figure out which urn is Smokescreen's...
Smokey: woojit you will Pay for these crimes
thenightetc: And tip it into a pumpkin
thenightetc: :)
Smokey: knock owl
thenightetc: Or I guess use moveobjects to cheat it into the same space
Smokey: OOOH GHOSTS
thenightetc: ...So, I guess with this mod, once a fire starts it never goes out ever and you can never save?
thenightetc: ...Are those ghosts naked.
Thebes: probably
Knock Out: Yes.
Smokey: clothes dont cme with you to the afterlife
thenightetc: Sounds like an excuse to me.
thenightetc: Can't believe all the furniture's still there and not little piles of ash.
Smokey: we got super durable furniture
Thebes: more durable than the tenants, in fact
Knock Out: Well, they got most of the fire.
Knock Out: "Almost" counts in fire, doesn't it?
thenightetc: I'm pretty sure it does.
Smokey: woojit you are the worst at this
Knock Out: Well, it looks like that's a wrap for tonight.
thenightetc: The best, surely.
Smokey: :(
Smokey: Night night Woojit
Knock Out: Thank you all very, very much for coming!
Smokey: I've got revenge planned for the pumpkins
Knock Out: That's fair enough.
thenightetc: Thank YOU for hosting this! And entertaining us all with the pumpkins and so forth.
Smokey: And also I'm definitely taking your pens because of the Starscream thing
Thebes: And the many, MANY things we witnessed Smokescreen do
Knock Out: Also fair!
thenightetc: We're awful, but it's funny.
thenightetc: Goodnight!
Thebes: good night!
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