#the day lucy is able to cook smth without some sort of catastrophic event is the day the world heals

[sun-stricken]

crackish Team Natsu Hcs

theyre weirdos, your honor

* Cana has asked Gray to strip for her birthday on multiple occasions

*Erza gives off the worst homeschooled energy, which she was but ppl can just tell

* shes also viciously un photogenic, its an actual problem

* Wendy does henna and practices on Chelia

* Natsu frequently acts like a single mother for kicks, Happy being the child

* “Oh yeah?? well why dont you try to juggle a kid and a full time job at the same time! then we can talk about the stupid dishes!” “i have like, 4 mouths to feed at home, i deserve a little extra for my efforts”

* he thinks hes so funny

* Gray frequently insults people on accident, its like instinct

* someone could just be giving him friendly advice and he’ll go “go fuck yourself” a pause, then “thats a good idea actually”

* another is telling someone to shut up when they sneeze

* it’s completely on accident and hes working on it, not really though tbh

* Lucy has almost burned down multiple kitchens, two of which were hers

* shes doesnt know how to cook, she tries so hard but she literally cant. its a genuine issue

* Erza has a constant worry for everyones health, if someone coughs she fears its the start of the plague

* she starts pulling out masks and everything

* She was given a plague doctor mask once as a gag gift and she genuinely so excited

* Wendy has the constant urge to eat a glow stick, she doesnt know why, she knows it could kill her but she really wants to

* its like a life-long goal