#the fact that these are all such good questions for them... thank youuu emily!!! 💖💖

[arklay]

SNAKE for ewskers <3

headcanon game – a to z (nsfw)

stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

um. well, you see... superhumans. there's a lot to this (unfortunately), so under the cut it goes >:)

pre-infection: diana can go all night. like i wish i was joking, but she is insatiable and is very into overstimulation, so i am saluting albert for this one. have fun. but they only really go like one round for him, because he has a long refractory period, and also, they are busy. they have work for long hours and need to sleep. in terms for how long diana actually lasts... not long lmao. well, it depends. oral sex, she doesn't last long, but penetrative is another story unless her clit is being touched :) for him, his stamina is pretty high, so it takes him a while for him to get there, but yeah. one and done for him

after he's infected with the prototype virus strain and before diana gets infected with uroboros (ten years), that's like... most nights ending in her just. exhausted. sorry, but overstimulation central. she loves it. because, of course, his stamina is literally superhuman now...

post-infection: diana's behaviour doesn't change at all here, except she does last longer, which unfortunately for albert means they are probably not going to get much sleep (not like they really need it, besides maybe an hour or two). i mean, most of the time they like to finish together once and then relax, but, of course, there are still times when they are on their behaviour, and he has always loved to make a game out of seeing how many times he can make her come :)

no (something they wouldn't do, turn offs)

diana: restraints on herself are a big no-go for her. like panic attack type no-go. it takes a while for her to just allow albert to pin her arms above her head with his hands, but anything that actually restricts her from being able to move is nope. she's very open-minded and adventurous, so she will try most things (and has), besides anything hardcore with bodily fluids (except come and blood...), but she isn't really a fan of much roleplay either. turn offs for her are mainly anything to do with being disrespected or humiliated in a way that isn't light-hearted teasing, heavy degradation, poor hygiene, or breeding (she loves creampies, but not breeding. important distinction here. anything to do with the topic of pregnancy makes her uncomfortable)

albert: unless he is in an intimate and trusting relationship, he won't be in a submissive role. or bottom. he just won't. he's the same as diana with bodily fluids and hygiene as well; he hates when things get really messy, so a lot of the time he does put towels down... like he will instantly get turned off just at the thought of his sheets getting anything other than sweat on them, and even then, he gets kind of grossed out by that (changes his sheets like every other day. they probably invest in those waterproof blankets at some point honestly). this is actually why they used condoms for so long because diana was literally on birth control the whole time and he was aware of it, and they were both clean, but just. the mess. other major turn offs... over the top and fake moaning will deflate him lmao. he's also extremely uncomfortable being called daddy

aftercare (what they're like after sex)

tying into the whole situation with bodily fluids, albert is big on cleaning them up afterwards, so he will always at least go and get a washcloth and do so, or if they aren't both exhausted, then he will run a bath for them. it's actually a bit annoying to diana because she wants to just bask in the afterglow and hold onto him, but he will only let that happen until they've come down from their highs before he rushes off – because the whole time his brain is nagging him. when diana doms, she makes sure to have wipes by the bed for the meantime before she properly cleans him up, just to make sure he's comfortable and can enjoy himself when calming down while she stays by his side. once that is out of the way, they will typically just cuddle and talk a little bit before they drift off to sleep. debriefing is crucial for them both after a scene though, especially with trying out new things, of course. they will always check in on each other as well as be open and honest about things they didn't particularly enjoy or wouldn't like to do again in the future

kink (one of more of their kinks)

i could literally just expose them both right now with the kink jars i filled out for them both, i'm not even joking. these two are kinky. but their kinks mainly revolve around power dynamics, for the most part. they have a lot in common such as orgasm control, begging, marking, body worship, praise (massive kink for diana), choking, bondage (mainly albert. for diana, it's tying others), cock warming, knife play, collars and leashes (i will talk about this more lmao), semi-public sex, and um, amongst other things, tentacles :)

with the collars and leashes situation, this mainly has to do with albert wearing them. diana does enjoy wearing a collar every now and again because her neck is very sensitive and she mainly enjoys the feeling of it more than anything (she does like how gentle and possessive he is when he puts one on her though), but for the most part, she likes to put collars on him, and he enjoys wearing them and belonging to her... she has bought him many discreet ones as gifts that he often wears under his turtlenecks or later in their relationship he grows more comfortable wearing them on display (see re5 wink wink). in bed though he does have ones with rings on them so she can put a leash on him. and this is the only time leashes are used by the way, nothing else. diana just likes to tug on them and hold them firmly usually when riding him because it makes her feel really powerful and in control

i also want to talk a little bit more in depth with albert's kinks because of how i headcanon him as being asexual, there's a lot of nuance there. his kinks are all to do with power dynamics, sensations, and when in a relationship, intimacy. besides the main things to do with power (particularly edging and begging), he is very big into sensation play after diana introduced him to a few things (when she first put a blindfold on him and just made out with him, he almost lost it right then and there). textures are a big thing for him, so mainly leather, silk and nylon. i've hinted at his thing for stockings in fics before, but it doesn't have to do with seeing them on someone, that does nothing for him, but feeling them... he loves the texture and tracing any lace and seams. so, if diana is walking around in them, he does get kind of horny with the anticipation at what they will feel like under his touch, not with how she looks in them, if that makes sense. this also ties in with why bondage is something he really enjoys, but also on top of that, being tied (mainly aesthetically rather than restraining) brings him a lot of comfort and feels nice sensory wise. another massive kink of his is having his hair pulled; his scalp is really sensitive

experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)

now, this might (or maybe not) come as a surprise to you, but diana is more experienced. albert has dabbled in a few types of mild play with past partners (both men and women), but only really things that typically come with mostly conventional, albeit rough, sex. he has had his fair share of one-night stands, although they are pretty infrequent, but he typically only seeks out sex if he wants to indulge and have a bit of fun with power dynamics, cause most of the time he will just ignore his drive, or rarely, take care of it himself. and when i say he is not that adventurous, i mean like... he sticks to like three sex positions and their variations, i'm not joking

diana has only had a couple of romantic partners (which i will remind you that she didn't actually feel romantically for them and confused lust for love, but they showed her a lot of attention and she enjoyed the dates they'd take her on, so she kind of just settled and thought that's what love was, as disappointing as it was compared to all the stories she had heard), but she explored her sexuality a lot in her 20s and had many sexual partners, delving into a lot of kinks and different types of play to figure out what she enjoyed (throwing it out there that she has always been the dominant partner). she took a blow to her confidence with what happened with her ex-husband, despite having moved away from needing reassurance from people, so she abstained from relationships, and pretty much all sexual activity as an extension from that, and focused solely on her work until meeting albert, which was rough at first, considering bdsm is a way of self-expression for her