#the ferrari bit is a joke. i am (hesitantly) optimistic about this year. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

introspectivememories · 3 months

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i've decided that i dont care about max verstappen domination anymore. i am swinging back around to it being funny. by how many seconds will he be in the lead in the next race? 45? a whole minute? maybe every other car on the grid will just break down and then max can do all 50 or whatever laps by himself. ferrari will still find a way to fuck charles over.

#this is the attitude i am choosing to take. it will be funnier this way.#the ferrari bit is a joke. i am (hesitantly) optimistic about this year.#2024 charles leclerc wdc will happen. i am in church actively praying for it.#f1 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #also im taking bets now #do we think max will win all 24 races? or just like 90% (22 races)?#or like lewis hamilton will come in with a steel chair and manage to take his 8th? (<- i am actively praying for that)#or!!! logan sargeant finally gets the power of america on his side and comes in as surprise contender for the championship?#<- this has no chance of happening. i just think it'll be funny.#or!!! halfway through the season charles transforms into lightning mcqueen and he wins the last half of the races thereby causing a tie #leading the fia to call for a tiebreaker match between charles and max in texas except charles gets lost in la on the way there and i end u #finding him and we fall in love and he charms my family until the paps find him and we have to reluctantly part ways but then he wins!!#and comes home to me. (<- i have described the plot of cars. charles please come home the kids miss you.)

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