#the gods are simps with nothing better to do than bothering cool mortals they like

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How TCF Deities are Simps for the "Hard to Get"

It's hilarious how the gods in TCF certainly seem to have a liking towards people who absolutely despise them:

(In Ancient Times) God of War: (sets a slave free) There you go, you're free now Sky Eating Water: Neat, thanks God of War: Now go and be a judge for me Sky Eating Water: (runs away)

Cage: That God of Death, he's so annoying!! God of Death: I wish she was my saint… 😢 Cale, would you-? Cale: N O . God of Death: Well, at least I still have Choi Jung Gun working for m- Choi Jung Gun: (beats him up with a broom)

God of Despair: (drug dealer style) Hey kid, wanna become a member of the demonic race?? Cale: No, you crazy psycho!!! God of Despair: Cute. Here, have a test to change your mind White Star: W-wait, I thought I was your- God of Despair: Heh, no! That Cale is clearly superior in every way White Star:😨

Alberu: (His entire life) I hate the Sun God church so much… Discriminating against my race, it's their fault my mother's people can't live in peace and my entire bloodline is cursed- Angelina: Cursed you say? No problem! Here, have this cool gun instead