#the golden monkey king (hozukimaru wukong)

[ofdarkestdesires]

Scourge, Hozukimaru...

YorHa model No. 2B. Would you sleep with her?

Scourge and Hozukimaru both stare at the voluptuous android, then each other, then the asker.

Scourge: “Do you mean together, or either or?”

Hozukimaru: “Because I wouldn’t mind double-teaming this gorgeous machine with my friend here—“

Scourge: “But we’re both greedy bastards~”

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

[no-more-tales-tavern]

@delugedecade sent "Some Like It Rough v1 2A : Neo has to pay back Hozukimaru for bailing her out of jail, again."

Some Like it Rough V1: 2A

He swore she was doing it on purpose at this point. I mean, how else could he explain it? She was possibly the most skilled assassin in the entire region—she had gotten away with more crimes on her record than he had lovers in each city they visited—and for Hozukimaru, that was definitely saying something!

Yet despite all her skills, the four-foot-six expert in espionage and assassinry somehow always thrown in prison for the most mundane of reasons, and needed him to bail her out.

"You know, Neo~" the hulking barbarian groaned as leaned over her, folding the curvy shortstack in an upside-down full-nelson, his massive cock ramming away into her ass, "if you want me to fuck you stupid~ all you have to do is ask~!"

The curvy shortstack could only squeal and moan in reply—the way he folded her pinned her arms to her sides, so she had no way of responding to him. Still, she let a delighted and lewd smile spread across her face, and she nuzzled back into the ape-man's broad chest as she took his punishing fucking with absolute delight.

"Don't you give me that~" her companion muttered, though a smirk had started to spread across his face as well as he drilled his cock harder down into her—his tail curled and coiled around her waist under him and hooked back on itself to hold her tight against him. "Use your words next time~ tell me what you—oof!"

His mocking tone was cut off by the firm headbutt to his chest, and as he pulled back he held back a chuckle at her pouting puffed up cheeks as she glowered up at him. "Oi, don't look at me like that—you know you can use your words!"

The expert assassin glared up at him, before huffing and flipping her wrist, pulling a sign out from nowhere to face up at him. [Yeah, but it's not as fun~] it read, and her pouty expression turned into a playful smirk. One that made Hozukimaru grin.

"Why you~ well, if fun's what you want~!!" he growled, before gripping her tighter and holding her fully up off the ground—immediately, Neo let out another shrill squeal of delight, and began to moan out wantonly as the hung as hell ape-man began plowing ruthlessly into her, fucking her even harder than before, her body jerking and bucking in ecstasy.

Outside their room, the rest of their party grimaced, knowing this would take a while.

[ofdarkestdesires]

Would Hozukimaru sleep with the naughty hellcat, Bast?

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

Oh, absolutely! Hozukimaru loves breaking in new lovers, especially sexy faunus girls~ best of all, she’s already got her clothes off, so she’s just as ready for him as he is for her~

[ofdarkestdesires]

Hozukimaru.

Would you sleep with Kirche?

Hozukimaru: There are no words. The golden ape man lands his gaze on the beautiful, voluptuous, dark-skinned redhead, and he throws her over his shoulder, grabbing a handful of ass, and carries her to his home for the most mind and bed breaking sex of this girl’s life.

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

[ofdarkestdesires]

Hozukimaru, would you sleep with Cortana?

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

“I’d say take your clothes off, but it seems like that’s already been taken care of,” Hozukimaru chuckled, undressing himself instead.

[ofdarkestdesires]

Send me a Character and I'll tell you if my Muse would sleep with them: Carmelita Fox for Hozukimaru

I would just like to suggest that perhaps future questions or inquiries include an image of the character in question, just so that I don’t have to go scrounging down an image myself for me to base my judgements off of.

Having said that…

Hozukimaru: “I’m not usually the kind to go after furries, but I think that vixen is about to find herself a mate~”

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

[ofdarkestdesires]

What are some of hozukimaru's likes and dislikes when it comes to people?

“Well, I’m not a fan of liars and cheats, I’ll tell you that much,” Hozukimaru stated with a nod, huffing as he helped himself to a bottle of sake. “Beyond that, I like people with a fire to them—a passion, a zeal, a spice of life.”

[ofdarkestdesires]

Would Hozukimaru put Ruby through a workout sleep with Ruby in her gym outfit?

Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!

“I don’t think there’s much sleeping going on, but we’re absolutely going to town in the workout room~!”