#the idol 1x02 quotes

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THE IDOL 1x02: Quotes

“- The girl’s mother died. (Destiny) - So, my mother’s dead. Is your mother alive? (Nikki) - You are somethin’ else. (Chaim) - People die. People die... all the time. (Nikki) - Are you fuckin’ joking now? (Chaim) - Everybody dies.” (Nikki)

“- So, you think you’ve got a bigger fuckin’ dick than me now, Princess? You wanna fuckin’ back it up a little bit and go through a little oral history of how we fucking got here? Because I am more than happy. (Nikki) - Well, thank you, Nikki, for being so predictable. (Jocelyn) - You’re welcome. (Nikki) - Fuck everyone else for being a fucking coward. (Jocelyn) - It doesn’t make any sense. We have a giant fucking hit. (Nikki) - Have some tact in the way that you say it.” (Xander)

“- I don’t wanna argue about it. I can’t have another incident like this. I can’t afford it.” (Nikki)

“- I think she looks like a really hot woman dancing at a strip club with hot strippers. (Xander) - But, off the record, do they seem gay to you? (Talia) - The strippers? The hot strippers? Do they seem gay to me?” (Xander) 

“- You’re really pushing it, okay? It’s great. Trust me. (the video director) - I don’t think it’s a bad thing to push for something that matters.” (Jocelyn)

“- You wanna just cancel today? (Chaim) - I’ll write a fuckin’ check right now. (Jocelyn) - Well, it’s like $450′000 for a day. (Chaim) - I don’t care. That’s how much it means to me. (Jocelyn) - Well, I care. (Chaim) - I really feel like we don’t have room for error here, and I just feel like this is gonna be like a fucking disaster, and it’s gonna be, like, really, really humiliating for me. (Jocelyn) - As much as you’re freaking out, they’re worse. All right? And if we do that, if we, like, pull out of today, to them it’s gonna be like, “Okay, so in two weeks, she gonna, like, pull out, of a 50,000-seat arena,” and they gonna pull the plug on the tour. I don’t wanna freak you out. - Yeah, but it’s not the same thing. (Jocelyn) - I know, but, to them, they don’t know that. So, look, whatever you wanna tweak, we’re gonna tweak. But first, you gonna show them that you got this, all right? And show you fully committed, crushing it and sell it. Look at me. Hey, baby. You got this.” (Chaim)

“- Owes a lotta people a lotta money. (Destiny) - This has been the last five year of my life. I’m in hell. (Xander) - I mean, you could always go back to singing and dancing. (Talia) - My big moment? Three episode? (Xander)  - You were great. (Talia) - Thanks. Off the record. I never fucking get a say, an actual say. I’m here ‘cause I love her and ... Yeah, I don’t know. ” (Xander)

“- His last place of residency was Hawaii. Before that, he doesn’t seem to exist.  - His name is fuckin’ Tedros Tedros. He’s from Hawaii. Did you know this? Who the fuck is this guy? (Chaim) - Sketchy as fuck. (Destiny) - Well, what does he look like? (Chaim) - He’s, he’s, he’s a person of color. (Leia) - Are you saying he’s Black? You can say Black. You’re allowed to say Black. Is he black? (Chaim) - Yes. (Leia) - Okay, he’s a Black guy.” (Chaim)

“- You didn’t know about this? (Destiny) - Jesus fucking Christ. (Xander) - Go have a lie down in that cozy trailer. (Nikki) - She said the glass broke on her thighs. (Leia) - A glass broke on her thighs? It fucking breaks my heart to see her like this.” (Chaim)

“- Take that into consideration when you’re writing the article. (Jocelyn) - I will. Absolutely.” (Talia)

“- She needs a break. (Nikki) - If you wanna be a star, you’re gonna have to push through the pain.” (Tedros)

“- You have to have this moment. It’s fresh and it’s early. I get it. (Destiny) - But I’ve already wasted everybody’s time. (Jocelyn) - I do not give a fuck about none of these people. Because none of these people would be here or employed without you.” (Destiny)

“- I just can’t keep covering half the mortgage, I’m really sorry. (Chaim) - I know, but you’re not listening to me. I’m telling you, I want to be bigger than this song. I wanna be a once-in-a-generation artist, and I wanna make music that lasts longer than my life. (Jocelyn) - But you’re, you’re hanging by a thread right now. You’re practically broke. You’re not putting out any new music. You’re not focused at all. I mean, you don’t like the song, I understand, but you’re not giving me any alternatives. At the end of the day, it’s not what you say, yeah? It’s what you do. (Chaim) - Right. (Jocelyn) - It’s what you make. It’s what you sing. Told myself I wasn’t gonna lecture you. I remember the first time I saw you perform. You’re 11 years old at Fox Hills Mall. You remember? You played “Fever”. The audience went so crazy, they made you sing it a second time. I never saw anything like it. Right? I mean, before or since. God gave you such a beautiful gift. I just want you to use it.” (Chaim) - Chaim, this is the only thing I know how to do. This is all I have. Please don’t give up on me.” (Jocelyn)

“- So is she a better fuck than me? (Dyanne) - Baby, nobody’s a better fuck than you. (Tedros) - You didn’t tell me it was a setup. (Dyanne) - A setup? (Tedros) - You said it would be good for the club. Yeah, but you made music with her. (Dyanne) - She asked me to.” (Tedros) - And guess what? Nikki wants to sign me.” (Dyanne) - Nikki? Jocelyn’s label? (Tedros) - Great... I can finally get that return on you. Have Nikki call me to negotiate.” (Tedros)

“- I missed you. (Tedros) - I can never tell when you’re bullshitting.” (Jocelyn)

“- Do you mind if I use you bathroom? (Izaak) - Yeah, of course. There’s one right... (Jocelyn) - I’ll find it.” (Izaak)

“- How did you get here? (Leia) - I followed you home. (Izaak - It’s beyond fucked up to say that to a girl)

“- Yes? (Leia) - You can’t trust me? (Tedros) - I trust. Well, I just met you, but... (Leia) - But do you trust me? (Tedros) - I’ll try.” (Leia)

“- I used to sing at a church in Ladera. Yeah, he heard me sing, and the next thing I knew, he signed me. (Izaak) - Wait, sorry. He signed... to what? What did he sign you to? (Leia) - Yeah, his label, his management. (Izaak) - Oh, he’s like a manager. (Leia) - Yeah. I mean, he completely changed my life. He transformed me. (Izaak) - Like how? (Leia) - By pushing me further than anyone’s ever pushed me fore. (Izaak)

“- They’re not canceling your tour, all right? (Tedros) - No. (Jocelyn) - You don’t think so? (Tedros) - No. Yeah, but I’m unreliable. (Jocelyn) - Unreliable? Who gives a fuck? Look at this. (Tedros) - Huh? I’m unreliable. They can’t rely on me. They can’t....(Jocelyn) - Yes, they can. You’re fucking... You are fucking Jocelyn, okay? They’ll figure it out. You are fucking Jocelyn, okay? The American Dream. Rags to riches. Trailers to mansions. That’s you, right?” (Tedros) - That’s me? (Jocelyn) - Yeah, you’ve been a star your whole fuckin’ life. You’re gonna forget how to do that now? (Tedros)

“- Delicious, juicy ass. Oh my God. I would fucking devour you. Yeah. (Tedros) - What are you doing? (Jocelyn) - Blockin’ out all the noice. You’re too distracted. Too much shit goin’ around. (Tedros) - I don’t know. I think I just have to give them somebody they can reply on. You know? Somebody they can..” (Jocelyn) - Fuck them. (Tedros) - Somebody they can invest in. (Jocelyn) - Fuck them if they can’t rely on you, then they’re in the wrong fuckin’ business.” (Tedros)

“- The night we meet, we talk about “When Doves Cry” and you got a fuckin’ Prince photo in your house? (Tedros) - Mm-hmm. (Jocelyn) - What are the fuckin’ chances. There are no coincidences in life. (Tedros) - I’m a mess. (Jocelyn - a beautiful mess)  - I’d bet a billion dollars on this mess. If only the world could see what I’m looking at right now.” (Tedros)

“- I wanna grab you by the as.... while I suffocate you with my cock. I want you to choke on it. Oh, yeah, just like that, baby.” (Tedros - seriously what’s wrong with you, you are not in a porno!!)

“- I mean, it’d be easier if I moved in, ya know? For work purposes. (Tedros) - I’d like that.” (Jocelyn)

“- That’s my family. We don’t like each other very much. Ohh, I’m okay with that. But it breaks my mother’s heart.” (Chloe)