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slyandthefamilybook · 5 months

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I really need non-Jews to get it together. Is "Mizrahi" a fake term and we're just Arab Jews? Or are we culture stealers who came from Europe? For my sanity, I really wish they'd finally decide.

The timeline is thus: There were two cadres of Jews. One was invented in Palestine in 18 BCE when Mary was born, the other was invented at the same time in Ancient Germany. After the Palestinian Jews killed Jesus, they all died. Then 1,915 years later, the German Jews moved to Jordan, stole all their recipes for shawarma, and then invaded Palestine (with the help of Winston Churchill himself)

#ask #anonymous #the sad truth is we'll be accused of stealing every culture we ever live in. while USians are content to accuse us of stealing Arab culture #meanwhile in Europe a bunch of Nazis are going “no they're not European either please stop trying to ethnically cleanse them to here”#the only thing we'll have left is our Bagels 😔#the only original thing we've ever invented 😔

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