#the only reason swtor doesnt get me like that is probably bc i have been playing it forever. the updates have screwed with me sometimes tho

[garaviel]

Man ff14 and destiny 2 both just hit me with that TOO MUCH TOO MUCH ABORT ABORT brain feel and i wish they didnt

[certified-anakinfucker]

can we hear more about Darr and Theron for those of us out of the loop... 👀

cracks my knuckles

my b for taking a few eons to get to this but OF COURSE I WILL

so. as is right in the land, i famously am only just now getting to meeting theron in-game, on my main (agent); but before i even get to that, i like to just. pretend i have long-since been there and everything is fine and dandy, right?

and also. theron was the whole reason i got into swtor in the first place so it's only fair i put this disaster spy with my own disaster spy.

i feel like they would be a hilarious pair. flat out. the both of them with an unmistakable talent for getting into the most outlandish shit and somehow surviving it in ways that not even they can properly explain. darrash, a SNIPER, is the guy who would rather assassinate someone while in the same crowded room as them because it's way more fun than being three city blocks away like everyone else. his rifle is just a pistol in the right situations.

and then we have theron. mr commandeer in his skiddies. mr "im gonna go be a traitor and then not tell the two people most capable of killing me bc i need it to be believable". literally getting beat up every three minutes and has the most beautiful eyes to go w his miserable soggy puppy pout.

darr would actually just. well it is canon now that he caved immediately, in front of vector, on their very first meeting. (and vector is absolutely here for it) like. sorry first three minutes and "oh hello hottie" DARRASH PLEASE KEEP IT TOGETHER I BEG OF YOU and then telling lana that hes hot. please thats the funniest fucking option ive ever seen

but also even better. as a bonus. @firebird-legacy and @grandninjamasterren made the supreme mistake of allowing me in the spolycule w our ocs so jay's merrow comes home with theron and now darr is giggling like a schoolgirl every three seconds sorry

HOPE THIS HELPS IT PROBABLY DOESNT BECAUSE THEYRE STILL BOUNCING AROUND MY HEAD LIKE STUPID