#the problem is tho that criminology doesn't really have much stuff you can joke about so the jokes will just be very disrespectful and stuf

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If i didnt feel the urge to throw up every time i have to speak in front of an audience i would follow in my father's footsteps and make the funniest most unhinged presentations ever this man said "our goal is to make people's lives miserable... Im sorry, measurable" in front of hundreds of people and got away with it legend