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divinekangaroo · 2 months

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Finding the Smethwick Corporation Act 1927 being actual legislation which extends the controls and powers of the constituency of Smethwick over that of (parts of) Birmingham

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#if you'd tell 16 yo me we would be gleefully delving british legislative records for these horrific sort of alt-universe purposes...#actually i probably would've been delighted even then tbh #the secret thing that mosley hated tommy from day 1 because tommy had no idea who he was and bumped him in the toilets one day #two years later reaching this point where mosley has stalked upwardrising tommy to the point of knowing *everything* about him and tommy's-#--still only vaguely aware of who this tosser is because of the fascist undertones #then they have that drinks get together and tommy is still like 'not interested in ireland *what even the fuck* i have a LOT going on f-off #and mosely is like #.....#that's it i'm crawling inside you your wife your house your brother your sister your everything by any viable means and never coming out #im even gonna make your dog love me more than you #im gonna give your son scholarships and an education the likes of which you will never be capable of paying for #i'll even give a passionate speech at your funeral after fucking your corpse in front of your wife and then fucking your wife too #tommy sitting there blankly like...did you just make a pun about the name of my recently dead horse?

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