#thebabyproject

[jeysamores]

The baby project - p.sh 18+

synopsis.It’s towards the end of your senior year, and only one more quarter of classes to go. If you thought it would be peaceful  and free of stress then you’re completely wrong, because your health teacher decides to give you a simulation project and partners you with your longtime crush.

pairing. Sunghoon x female! reader

genre. school au 

warnings. comedy, fluff, swearing, angst in later chapters, smut in later chapters suggestive themes, kys jokes, mature themes, rest to be determined 

extra characters. enhypen, felix of skz, yuna of itzy, & winter of aespa

start date. 05/12/23  ➳ may 5th, 2023

end date. tba

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Chapters

Chapter one sneak peak

Chapter 1

[babybeyoncesblog-blog]

did a bit of shopping for the needy babies today #busybusy :))

[droppedjem]

Updated TBP! Please read the AN at the bottom! :)

[landonontwofeet]

Marriage Counselling

Dearest Sammy, 

So, while I didn't really know you when we started the project I would hope to say that now we're, at the very least, friends. We've been through a lot, raising our robot love child and that's just not something you forget doing with a person so cheers.

I hope that we'll still talk now that the project is pretty much over because you're pretty darn hilarious and awesome and whatnot and I'd like to still be friends. You did an awesome job putting up with me and North Ivy, especially when I dressed her so badly you couldn't help but roll your eyes. At least you won't have to deal with that anymore, right? Well, actually, I will admit that sometimes my own outfits turn out like that so there's most likely to be some more eye rolling. I did promise Teddy to wear a sweater vest sometime in the near future just to prove to him that they can be pulled off, so maybe you could give me some help with that because that is honestly going to be a challenge, I'm sure.. but we'll see.

Anyway, I know I'm going to miss North a lot so I put together a bit of a memorial video for you so we can always remember our time together as a little fake family. I hope you like it, even though it didn't really take that long to cut together there is blood, sweat, and tears that went into making it. (Yes, tears. I might have let one or two slip while editing, don't judge me) But yeah, at least you know what all the video taping was for!

I'll talk to you soon (probably in class, since that's next block)and hopefully we won't get points docked for when you both took a spill on your walk the other day, aha! 

The Paw to your Maw, Landon

[ms-rauhl]

#BabyTo1Billion

[jeysamores]

The baby project - p.sh 18+ Sneak Peak of ch.1

synopsis: It’s towards the end of your senior year, and only one more quarter of classes to go. If you thought it would be peaceful then you’re completely wrong because your health teacher decides to give you a simulation project and partners you with your longtime crush.

a/n: Hi amors! What inspired me to write this is my own baby project for school. I’m paired with this boy who I’ve never talked to but is cute🤭, anyways I can’t take it anymore omg let me graduate already!😭😩 Anyways hope you guys like the sneak peak of what I’m working on! much love - jey (also NO COPYING)

paring → Sunghoon x f!reader, school au

warning(s): comedy, fluff, swearing, angst in later chapters, smut in later chapters suggestive themes, kys jokes, mature themes, rest to be determined 

baby project masterlist

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“3 more months and I’m out of here.” you think to yourself, looking around the cafeteria full of some of the most annoying people you’ve met in your life. You had a love-hate relationship with being a senior in high school, one of the benefits being that you could sign yourself out of there whenever your bitch of an English teacher or really anyone got on your damn nerves. But one of the things that sucked this year and the past 6 years was the only boy you’ve ever liked since 7th grade never even talked to you.

Well he talked to you once, but it was just a polite ‘excuse me’, and even from that small interaction you found yourself screaming inside and ranting about it to your closest friends everyday for a week straight and them being the supportive best friends they are, supported your delusions for 6 years straight.

“At least he looked at me when asking me to move, and at least it was me who he asked to move. See? That means he thought about me. I told you that’s my man.” That was your mindset ever since that interaction, and you were set on using junior year to make a move. You weren’t sure on why specifically junior year, but that’s besides the point because the real point is you bitched out every time you planned on making a move.

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[jeysamores]

The Baby Project - ch.1

.synopsis: It’s towards the end of your senior year, and only one more quarter of classes to go. If you thought it would be peaceful then you’re completely wrong because your health teacher decides to give you a simulation project and partners you with your longtime crush.

a/n: This work took A LOT of time to write mostly because of school and colleges, chapter 1 is not long but chapter 2 will be, so I hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it! much love - jey

paring → Sunghoon x f!reader,

wc: 1.7k

warning(s): swearing, mature themes, Yuna bitching Jake, Jakes hitting kink, rest is tbd 

next l mstl

“3 more months and I’m out of here.” you think to yourself, looking around the cafeteria full of some of the most annoying people you’ve met in your life. You had a love-hate relationship with being a senior in high school, one of the benefits being that you could sign yourself out of there whenever your bitch of an English teacher or really anyone, got on your damn nerves. But one of the things that sucked this year and the past 6 years was the only boy you’ve ever liked since 7th grade never even talked to you. 

Well, he talked to you once, but it was just a polite ‘excuse me’, and even from that small interaction you found yourself screaming inside and ranting about it to your closest friends everyday for a week straight and them being the supportive best friends they are, supported your delusions for 6 years straight. 

“At least he looked at me when asking me to move, and at least it was me who he asked to move. See? That means he thought about me. I told you that’s my man.” That was your mindset ever since that interaction, and you were set on using junior year to make a move. You weren’t sure on why specifically junior year but that’s besides the point because the real point is you bitched out every time you planned on making a move. 

And now it’s almost the end of senior year, and no action involving him what-so-ever. Soon you’re just gonna have to face reality and realize that Park Sunghoon would never like you, would never look your way ever again, never talk to you ever again, and would definitely not be the person waiting at the end of the altar for you, later becoming the father of your 3 children. 

“You’re literally gonna be single forever if you keep acting the way you do about this boy y/n. It’s not that hard, go up to him and say what you want.” Yuna has been saying the same shit for over 3 years now and throughout those whole 3 years, you never once listened to her. 

Even with your friend’s help, you just can’t (and won’t) get yourself to make your body move in his direction and actually talk to him without possibly embarrassing yourself, which you most likely would if you were to ever step foot in his direction.

“Y/n, spark a conversation, be flirtatious, pull your boobs out of your shirt for gods sake. You’re making it seem like such a hard task.” Felix says, sounding a little aggravated by this whole situation since he just wanted to eat his lunch in peace without having to hear the whole "y/n is in love with Park Sunghoon but is a little bitch about it” bullshit. Hearing it for the past 6 years was already enough for him.

“Why her boobs though?” Winter asks while trying to suppress a laugh. 

Felix turns to winter, “Can you leave me and my choice of words the hell alone please? And I don’t know it just came out. Also don’t even think you’re off the hook either miss, because your little ‘secret crush’ on Jay is NOT unnoticeable.” Felix is now targeting poor Winter about the small crush she’s had for about a year now. Everyone knows that Winter obviously likes Jay, who the hell in the friend group didn’t know. “Wanna know how I know, because..well I just know, and the facts that I have are completely true.”

"When can I hit him?” Usually to get Felix to shut the hell up Yuna resulted in violence. Yuna just didn’t want Winter being embarrassed by how obvious it was, especially since Winter wasn’t the person to talk much about a love interest, let alone the type of person to actually talk and socialize.

“I don’t like him so leave me alone, go get an actual girlfriend for once in your life. You’re all over y/n about Sunghoon but look at you.” says Winter, scowling down at the sandwich in her hand before shoving a good amount of it into her mouth and taking a bite. That was the most Winter talked the whole lunch period, but not the first time she said some rude shit to Felix.

You can’t even remember when Felix started hanging out with you 3 girls. According to the man himself, apparently it was at Jake Sims 14th birthday party, and Yuna punched him in the stomach and then proceeded to smash his face into the cake and called him a dooshbag right after. Felix being the dumbfuck he was -and still is- thought it was so badass that he started following you girls around, attempting to be in the group. And he just stuck ever since. keyword; apparently.

But despite all that, the birthday story regarding Jake Sim getting bitched was actually true. And despite Yuna letting Jake know that he wasn’t shit by handing his ass to him at his own party, they’re actually dating. It’s a secret though, everyone thinks they’re some type of enemies with hella sexual tension. Speaking of the devil, here he comes right now.

His tall frame came into view, that sly smirk started to appear on his face which was sculpted by the gods btw. Those lips that Yuna is literally obsessed with but acts like she’s not slowly forming a smile when he sees her. it’s really mind blowing how they hide their relationship so well. 

Jake said the exact moment he knew he liked Yuna was when she bitched him at his party. He said that when he finally got up and wiped the cake out of his eyes while still groaning in pain, he thought that was the hottest thing ever and began getting on her nerves even more hoping she would hit him again because he “liked how it felt.” Jake also went on to tell us that this was the point in his life where he figured out he liked being hit, in a kinky way. Why are there so many outcomes from this party?

“Hey Yuna, you know that instead of sitting on that hard chair you could just sit on my dick? All you gotta do is ask love.” The smirk on his face said that he was trying to get something out of her, but his eyes showed nothing but love and adoration when looking at her. 

“GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SIM!” Yuna shouted, pushing him away. It worked, he got what he wanted, for her to touch him. And even though it really sounded like Yuna wanted him out of sight, her eyes were telling him something else, something you weren’t going into detail on because it’s obviously some freaky shit. It was a daily thing for Jake to do this at lunch, come to your table for a little show for the public eye and to see his secret girlfriend. 

Once Jake was gone Yuna looked from felix to winter and back down at her phone still trying to suppress her smile, "why do you even sit here with us, shouldn’t you be with Chan?” It’s true, where was this guys babysitter?

“Also, y/n has the rest of this year and possibly more to tell Sunghoon how she feels since they’re going to the same university. I think you should take your time.” Winter said before shoving the remaining piece of a sandwich she held in her hand into her mouth. Winter is the only person in the group who doesn’t pressure you into doing stupid shit like telling THE Park Sunghoon that you like him even though she knows it’s kind of long overdue.

“Well y/n, if you die a lonely virgin, it was never my fault.” Felix's laughter was soon cut short when he started yelling in pain and holding his right arm. “WHAT THE FUCK YUNA!?? why do you punch so hard!? I’M BRUISING! DO YOU SEE THE BRUISE FORMING?! I COULD’VE DIED!!! MY ARM COULD’VE FALLEN OFF!”

“You deserved it so stop screaming like a bitch.” One thing about Yuna was that no one was allowed to talk shit about her girls unless it was her who was talking shit (which she didn’t do). She was very protective of you girls, especially when it came to Winter since most of the time she wouldn't say anything back to Felix’s stupid jokes. 

Apart from the library, you found lunch to be a peaceful environment even with the constant never ending bickering between Yuna and Felix. You should’ve chosen the library today instead of your lunch table.

Looking at the time shown on your phone screen you realize that it’s almost time for class and you still had to go to your locker which was conveniently 2 lockers down from Sunghoon’s to exchange some books. “The bell is about to ring guys.” 

As you’re gathering your books your eyes wander a little and land on a silver haired boy talking and laughing with a group of other boys surrounding him. His perfect side profile, those moles that accentuate his face, that jawline. God that perfect pointed nose, you know many things it could be used for. His laugh that you can practically hear even from a mile away. 

Sad how he wasn’t really social with other people that weren’t in his friend group, and apart from him the whole friend group was hot. The school considered them to be the prettiest boys to ever walk these halls. They all looked like models, something so delicate and capturing which should be held in a museum.

Snapping out of your thoughts, you quickly finished packing up and let the girls know you’re ready to go, which was a lie because you wanted to stare at Sunghoon for as long as possible. But you have all next period for that.

Yuna starts smiling which lets you and Winter know she’s up to no good. Looking up and straight at felix and loud enough for the next lunch table over to hear she shouts “Whatever, BYE VIRGIN! let’s go girls.” All three of you walked away from the table laughing at Felix’s dumbfounded expression and trying to clear up the accusation.

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[jeysamores]

THE BABY PROJECT OUT NOW -P.SH

Hi amors! What inspired me to write this is my own baby project for school. The boy I was paired with dropped the baby down a flight of stairs😀so we failed👎🏽😭 (i think he did it on purpose too)

SOSOOSO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!! This work took A LOT of time to write mostly because of school and colleges, program acceptances, etc. so thank you to everyone who was patient and I hope you all enjoy this chapter and the many more to come! chapter 1 is not long but chapter 2 will be, so I hope you guys enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it! much love - jey

synopsis: It’s towards the end of your senior year, and only one more quarter of classes to go. If you thought it would be peaceful then you’re completely wrong because your health teacher decides to give you a simulation project and partners you with your longtime crush.

taglist: @voidbeomgyu @cha0thicpisces​ @heeseungsbabymomma​  @zomyy  @rikisly​ @sjakewrld @bellebear @ocean-minho @isylvr​ ​ @notrosemary ​  @classygirlsthings @asyleums​ @levi-09    @hajimalagooo​ @lvufran​  @jhopesucker​ @lunacrtk​ @vivibelov3d

[landonontwofeet]

It's All About The Partnership;

Daddy/Landon:

morning/afternoon

breakfast & lunch

nap time

the struggle that is bath time

dressing North Ivy badly

Mummy/Sammy:

evening/night

dinner/when North wakes up hungry

diaper changing

story time/lullaby

redressing North Ivy after Daddy's done

[landonontwofeet]

We're a Cliché Teen Pregnancy

WHO: Landon&Sammy WHAT: Shopping for North Ivy WHEN: March 6, 2014 ; early morning WHERE: a random mall somewhere on the outskirts of London

Landon felt a bit nervous as he listened to the footsteps fade out slowly as everyone in the dorm rushed to first period and he wasn't rushing along with them. It wasn't like he'd never skipped school before, his brother and his friends at his last school were all a bit truant and really so was he, but the weird pit in his stomach never seemed to leave no matter how many times he done it. Luckily it didn't stay for long and had gone by the time he listened to the last straggler's heavy footsteps race the bell for first period. He pulled out his phone then and sent a text to Sammy, having gotten her number the night before when they'd decided to meet up, Hey! I'm ready to head out now if you are(: Meet in the parking lot? Pressing send, he then slipped his feet into his shoes and tied them while he waited for a reply.

Sammy pulled her covers over her head once the girls in the surrounding dorms were leaving for class. They always seemed to be the loudest when she was trying to mind her own business. Once she heard the commotion far from her room, she hustled out of bed and searched through her closet. Today she'd go fake baby shopping with Landon. She was actually happy to be partnered with him. Landon was sweet, funny, polite, and not to mention cute. Once she was dressed in her shirt and blouse, she pulled out her phone to text Landon only to see her had beat her to it. <i>​ Be there soon (; </i>​ She locked her room, then headed down to the parking lot to await him.

Landon had just finished the laces of his shoes when he got a text back and smiled but didn't answer. Sammy was hilarious and Landon really liked her and was glad that if they had to have random partners he had gotten somebody he at least got along with. Even though he didn't know her well he knew her well enough to know they would probably do a pretty good job on the assignment and that was good enough for him. He pocketed his phone with that thought and grabbed his coat and keys, leaving his dorm and locking the door behind him. He hurried to the parking lot and waved when he spotted Sammy already there and waiting, "I hope I didn't keep you waiting all that long." He grinned at her and held out his elbow for her to take, "I've arranged transportation since I'm technically not aloud to drive just yet, being sixteen, and I think we'd be pushing our luck with any more rule breaking.." He chuckled quietly, "It's just over there.." Landon pointed towards the cab parked just up the sidewalk, "So.. shall we, Mrs Wheeler?"

Sammy walked discreetly towards the parking lot trying not to catch any administrators eyes. The last thing she needed was to get caught on a day like this, not that they were breaking any rules or anything. It was for school after all. She moved through the campus and smiled once she had reached the parking lot unnoticed. Sammy looked down to her phone seeing if Landon had texted her back, but her phone was clean. She shrugged then scattered through some unread emails. Her head popped up when she heard his voice in the distance. Landon was ever cuter face to face than she had expected.Sammy flashed a genuine grin then spoke,"Nope I actual just got here. Good timing. " She interlocked her arm within his and looked for the cab. "Smart thinking. Maybe one of us needs to invest in a license considering we're parents now." She nodded,"After you Mr. Wheeler."

Landon snickered, "I have to agree with you there but I've still got a month and a half-ish to go before I can get mine.. doesn't stop me from driving when it's just me though." He let his mouth spread into a cheeky grin as he walked her to the cab, opening the door for her, "No, after you." He gestured for her to climb inside and then shut the door before walking around the cab. He slid in himself and then instructing the driver on where exactly it was they were going. The mall he was currently talking about was only a fifteen minute or so ride from the school and would have everything they needed and more, conveniently enough. As the car took off he buckled up and looked over at Sammy, "I'm so excited for this," he grinned, "Are we setting her up in your dorm or mine? We never decided and we're going to need a place to put whatever it is we're buying today."

Sammy tucked her head down trying to cover her blush," Thanks, love." She moved into the car and scooted down to the far end, allowing room for Landon to sit besides her. She nodded when he told the cab driver where to go, not knowing if it was a good mall or not. She was just going to have to trust Landon's choice. "I think my room will be better since you have a kitten in there. Wouldn't want whatever name you decided on to try and eat North while you're sleeping," she smirked.

Landon leaned back against the door, positioning the seat-belt strap under his arm so it didn't cut into his neck, "That's fine with me. North might scare Dory, that's the name I decided on, with her crazy loud crying.. and then attack and we just can't have that for several reasons." He shook his head in amusement at the mental image that thought created, "So we'll get the stuff and maybe some lunch and then head back to your dorm and set up.." He ticked each thing off on one of his fingers, repeating what they'd decided more for his benefit than for anything else, "Sounds like a plan, Stan."

Sammy smiled,"Were you watching Finding Nemo when you came up with that? Yeah.. Let's not have Dory attack. Maybe we can have playtime so Dory can get used to North?" She shook her head, giggling then nodded. "Sir yes sir," she teased. Sammy looked out her window looking at the places they passed by. She smiled from ear to ear when she saw the giant mall they were pulling up by. "Please tell me this is where were going?" she asked excitedly.

Landon blushed lightly and shrugged, "Something like that, yeah." Landon then looked up to see Sammy staring out the window, looking incredibly excited as she caught sight of the mall, "It most certainly is, love. I've only been here a handful of times, the most recent being way before the holidays with Teddy so I'm not entirely sure where everything is located but they're bound to have just about anything and everything we're looking for."

Sammy beamed seeing the blush that had slightly overtook Landon's face. It brought out his eyes more and left her almost hypnotized. He was by all means beautiful. She raised an eyebrow at the mention of Teddy once again. In Sammy's brain she picked the boy off to be Landon's best friend. That was the only explanation she could think of considering the time they apparently spent together. "Most malls have Targets and Macy's so we'll eventually find whatever we're looking for." Once the cab had came to a full stop, Sammy began looking through her wallet to pay the driver.

Landon cocked his head at her raised eyebrow, confused. He was about to ask her about it when the cab came to a stop and they had to climb out. He paid the man and held his arm out for Sammy to take again, shivering slightly against the cool March air, "I'm guessing those are State stores because we don't really have those here as far as I know. There's Boots, Argos, Peter Jones.. Blue Almonds.. I think they have all those here. But yeah, those are all the places I can think of with baby stuff in them so maybe we should find a map?"

Sammy grinned when Landon had paid for the cab before she had had the chance. She moved her arm into his once more and followed him into the mall. "Yeah sorry. Forgot I was in a different country. It's still a culture shock for me sometimes," she admitted. Sammy led him into the front doors and smiled seeing the large map in front of them,"Or we could just use this?" Sammy looked in the baby categories and moved her finger on the map to see where it is. "Blue Almonds is just around the corner. You wanna check it out first?"

Landon look at her, amused, "Don't worry, you'll get used to it the longer you stay here. I was in Canada for a while over the holidays and it was just so weird.. Like so weird.. so I get it." The doors opened automatically for them and there was a map of the mall waiting just inside the doors. Landon was content to let Sammy figure out where things were, having never really been good with directions and maps himself. Once she had located one of the stores he'd mentioned on the map he nodded at her suggestion, since it was pretty close, "Sounds good to me. We'll start there then."

Sammy "I've only been to Canada like once to see Niagara Falls. Is Canada as beautiful as everyone say?" She looked over the surrounding places in the mall, loving everything she saw. This mall was better than most of the ones in California, even if they were missing the hip stores she loved. "Do you know what you want to buy her yet? I mean besides the crib. We each have to come up with five items," Sammy asked as she started walking down the hall towards the store. "I was thinking of a blanket with her name on it, but that's all I could think of?"

Landon shrugged, "It's really nice there. I went there for the holidays to visit Teddy's family with our friend Nate so it was all snowy and awesome. I didn't get to see any moose though, so I was very disappointed about that.." Landon pulled a sad face for a moment as they walked through the mall towards the store, "Umm, well the crib-- and the blanket sounds like a good idea. Then there's a changing table.. and bottles and nappies and formula.. and clothes.. and that's all I've got." They finally reached the doors underneath the brightly lit sign spelling out the name of the store and Landon led them both inside, catching a whiff of a baby in need of a changing that was quickly masked by the overpowering scent of vanilla. He assumed that was probably used to mask the baby smell, "Erm.. do you want to start over there then? Since we know we need a crib.." He pointed to the right where there were a couple rows of all sorts of colored and styled cribs.

Sammy "Nate as in Nathan or a different Nate? That's too bad. You could have got the moose and gotten a ride. I hear they're like real life reindeer," Sammy joked. She followed him in the store, everything being so overwhelmingly vibrant. All the colors, smells, and employees were loud. When a worker tried walking towards them, Sammy instantly ducked her head, grabbed onto Landon's hand, and walked towards the cribs. "Sorry. I don't really do sales people. They're overly nice and tad bit creepy." She let go of his hand once she saw a crib, that was plain brown, but had a componet that lifted and lowered the crib to their needs. "What about this one?"

Landon nodded, "Yep. Nate as in Nathan Phelps. He's like, one of my best guy friends here at Monarch.. See now that's what we should've done. Riding a sort of real life reindeer has always been a life-long dream of mine," Landon joked. He let Sammy pull him away from the salesman who had been making a beeline for them, not wanting to talk to them either. Avoiding the entire awkward conversation where he had to insist he was just looking for twenty minutes when he really wasn't but was just being polite was too much of a hassle to even think about right now, "I don't either, to be honest. I've always thought they were a tad pushy.." Landon had only just realized Sammy had taken hold of his hand when she let go. He shrugged it off and shoved it into his pocket, walking over to take a look at the crib Sammy was looking at, "That's nice.. not over the top.. does it come in other colors do you think? That way we can fit it into our princess theme!"

Landon chuckled, "Nah. I feel like Santa and I would be tight, ya'know? Best mates and everything." He joked, watching as the saleswoman slinked away. "Okay, yeah that is definitely a conversation we need to avoid. I don't really want to explain that we're buying all this for our pretend daughter and that she's really a robot. That woman would have thought we were crazy." Landon leaned over Sammy's shoulder as she flipped through the book, jumping a bit at her exclamation but then grinned. It really was perfect, "That's definitely the one, I think. It's perfect for our fake baby child."

Sammy giggled," I'm pretty sure if we told her we're having a robo baby she'd call security or think we're crazy. In either case we're screwed." She smiled a bit when she noticed Landon hovering over her. They were close enough that she could smell either his very light cologne or very strong soap. It was a good smell, though. "North Ivy will love it!" Sammy teared out a small barcode number o they'd be able to bring it to the front desk when they were ready," Okay what's next on the list?"

Landon nodded, grinning. This was actually way more fun than he thought it was going to be. Any kind of shopping had always sounded boring but baby shopping, even if she wasn't real, was actually kind of fun and Landon was surprised he was actually enjoying himself, "Either way, we'd be putting North to bed in one of our dresser drawers tonight.. so we'll just pretend she's real while we're here, deal?" Landon then watched her rip out what they needed to purchase the crib and answered her question after a bit of thought, "Umm, stroller? Or changing table.. we'll most likely need both so you can pick." He looked over at her and grinned, walking backwards out of the crib section.

Sammy "You mean my dresser drawer? Can't have Dory getting to North while you're sleep," Sammy smirked. She frowned a bit as she saw that the strollers and changing table were in two different isles. She was having fun shopping with Landon. Not that shopping alone was boring, but she figured baby shopping would be dull. "We both need five things. I can get the changing table and you can get the stroller," Sammy suggested.

Landon snickered, "Exactly. Your dresser drawer because Dory would definitely ruin our chances at getting that A." Landon nodded at Sammy's suggestion, "I suppose that would be quicker.. I'll find the perfect stroller.. maybe a few toys or something and we'll meet at the checkout in twenty?" Landon quirked an eyebrow, "Then we can get lunch!"

Sammy nodded," Sounds like a plan!" She waved goodbye with a sweet smile, then headed down to aisle 6. Sammy looked through the changing tables. once again looking for ones to match the color schemes for North's bed set. It was a silly thing to spend money on, but she could always donate whatever they buy to someone at the clinic or shelter. She pulled out another paper once she found a changing table, then her eyes caught the accessory table. Sammy rushed over and scattered through the bows looking for the perfect one.

Landon waved and then turned around so he was walking the right way, heading down aisle twelve to look at strollers. It took him a few minutes but after careful consideration he decided to get the one with the better safety rating rather than the one with spinning, sparkly wheels. His daughter deserved to ride in style, but not at the cost of her safety, not to mention his grade. He ripped off one of the barcode sheets and continued down the aisle and up and down a few more, picking up a toy here and a little outfit there, wondering if maybe he was getting too much for something that would be gone within the week but Landon didn't mind really. The teacher had mentioned something about donating what they bought to charity or something of the like, Landon hadn't really been paying attention. He was too busy thinking about names and who his partner was and what they were serving for lunch that day.

Sammy After gathering an unnecessary amount of bows and dollies, Sammy wandered around for a bit noticing she was ahead of the twenty minutes they had agreed on. She stopped in front of the magazine isle and saw only familiar faces. All of her so-called friends were out partying and doing photo spreads, while she had to nurse a fake baby. It wasn't fair in her opinion, but what other choice did she have? It was either go to Monarch or spend another year in rehab. Sammy shook her head at the thought when she noticed Landon walking in her direction. "Glad to know I'm not the only one who went overboard."

Landon finally finished up, after spending a few minutes contemplating whether or not he should get a stuffed bear or the stuffed tiger only to settle on the stuffed elephant. Making his way through the aisles he grabbed one or two more things before spotting Sammy looking at the magazines near the checkout. "Parents are suppose to spoil their kids, right?" Landon glanced at the rack of magazines and sighed quietly. He wondered, as he always did, whether they were doing that for the attention or if maybe that was just how they were and if it was, wasn't it kind of awful to be forced into the public eye like that? He pocked that thought though and nodded towards the checkout, "Do you want to check out now? I think I've bought just about everything I could buy in here.. that and I'm absolutely ready to find something to eat."

Sammy took one last look through the magazines, mentally saying goodbye to her friends, then placed her full attention on Landon. "There's nothing wrong with spoiling your kids. As long as you don't let it get to her head we should be fine. Don't want to catch her on TMZ now do we?" She nodded over to one of the open cashiers and carried her things in that direction. "Let's get out of here before our stomachs take over," she teased. Sammy smiled at the cashier and played along the happy mother act," Oh yes. We're expecting a girl. Our baby Pancake Bacon will the most beautiful pageant queen and future president the world has ever seen." Sammy broke out in laughter when the cashier's face turned stunned.

Landon shook his head, "Definitely not. We can't spoil her too much and getting stuff from your parents won't make up for being crappy to them." Landon paused and thought for a minute before adding on, "Hypothetically, of course, since she's not real and won't grow up to be any sort of brat." Landon's smile returned quickly and he loaded his purchases up on the counter, trying to keep a straight face while Sammy teased the cashier behind the counter. He couldn't help it though and burst out into laughter right as she broke too. After a few minutes Landon tried to pull himself together and straightened up, looking at the cashier and tried to ignore the fact that he knew his face was bright red, "She's kidding. Her name is.. Margo and she's going to be absolutely normal, I swear." Landon elbowed Sammy and shot her a cheeky grin while the cashier wasn't looking.

Sammy: smiled,"Truer words have never been spoken." She shrugged," In either case we wouldn't want to get in the practice of raising brats." It was hard to hold the laugh in. The cashier went from pleasant to down right spooked within a matter of three seconds. Sammy nodded going along with Landon's. She rubbed her belly softly and smiled," It still so weird not having her kicking inside me. I really hope out precious Margo is okay." She shook her head as she handed the lady her credit card to pay for the toys, then grabbed onto the bags. "Where were you tihnking about eating?"

Landon ducked his head a bit, his face bright red as he tried to contain his laughter, "Too right you are, love." Landon looked first at Sammy and then at the cashier, giving her a bright smile. He thought about insisting to pay for what they'd purchased, but before he realized it Sammy already had her card swiped. So instead he grabbed a couple bags, bid the lady behind the counter goodbye, and ran after Sammy who had already started leaving, "I would have gotten that you know.. you did carry our precious Margo for nine months.. but umm, I haven't really eaten here much but the last time I came here I got some pretty decent Chinese.. There's also subs I think.. Indian food.. Thai.. Italian.. We can get whatever you're in the mood for." Landon grinned over at her and shifted some of the bags he was carrying so he could hold his elbow out for her again, heading towards the food court with a decent start on their shopping completed and a feeling of accomplishment in his gut.

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Me Time || Day 5 || Entry 3 || 3/9/14

So whoops, I've missed a few days of journal-ing this whole experience. That's probably because after the first two days of this project I couldn't tell you how to tie my own shoes thanks to the crying and diaper changing and general exhaustion that comes with being the parent to a robot baby. I don't know how people do this full time, and with real kids even. I really, really don't. It will forever remain a mystery to me. Or I guess it'll forever remain a mystery until I have kids of my own.

Anyway, Sammy might have had a bit of an accident with North the other day, but it wasn't too bad. I mean, sure I kinda screeched a bit at first but then I remembered the baby wasn't real and that not ten minutes earlier I'd seen one missing both an arm and a leg. So, that made me feel much better. That and also that Sammy had changed North out of whatever it was that I'd tried to put together for her to wear earlier that day. I definitely WONT be becoming a fashion designer or stylist any time soon, that's for sure..

Now that it's time to give the babies back I'm kind of sad, in a way. North was definitely nice company and it was nice being apart of something, even if that something was a fake family with a girl. It did sort of solidify the fact that at some point I'm going to want children. A huge family would be nice; one that got together every Christmas and took family vacations to the beach. That's what I want. Obviously not right now, that would be kind of crazy, but later on down the road once I've gotten married (if that's even a thing I can do, I honestly don't know) and graduated University, a family would be nice.

I think I've gotten a bit better at this whole journal thing, right at the end. That's kind of sad, but oh well. Goodbye journal, our three trysts together were fun but now it's time to rejoin a world where half the students of Monarch don't have children.