#thegreatseasoningbracket

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Hello Spiceheads!

We have reached the end of round two, and so I want to congratulate everyone for their propaganda and determined voting! But unfortunately, there can only be one top seasoning! Our next round is:

Smoked Paprika vs Mint

Black Pepper vs Oregano

Garlic Powder vs Chili Flakes

Salt vs Basil

Polls will be posted tomorrow! Stay spicy!

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Voters go forth and pick your favorite seasoning!

Submission propaganda for bay leaf:

N/A

Submission propaganda for mint:

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Submission propaganda for smoked paprika:

-it fucks!

-Yummy. I can also fuck with sumac tho.

Submission propaganda for rosemary:

-rosemary is a plant in the mint family and pairs really well with tomatoes and tomato based sauces! its one of my all-time favourite herbs overall

-the smell just takes me back to childhood, when my mum would make me steal some off a neighbour’s bush because she didn’t want to buy it.

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Great Seasoning Bracket of 2023

Hello everyone! It is time to answer one of the oldest questions in the book: 

When your lunch needs a boost, what is the first seasoning everyone should reach for?

When your dinner is lacking, what will give it that perfect kick?

Which seasoning fucks the hardest? Gives you the best bang for your buck? Can turn even the most pathetic of proteins and the most vexed of vegetables into a mouthwatering meal?

Which seasoning is best?

We have gathered here today to determine this. 32 seasonings will enter, one will leave crowned as The Greatest Seasoning Ever.

Before we get savory, sweet, spicy, or salty let’s lay down some ground rules.

The definition of seasoning is as follows: salt, herbs, or spices added to food to enhance the flavor. Therefore, please only submit seasonings that adhere to this definition. If you’re not sure, you can submit it but if it doesn’t count as a seasoning it won’t be considered. At this time, we will NOT be allowing seasoning blends (e.g. Old Bay, Cajun seasoning, Curry seasoning, etc). This is a one on one competition, no team efforts. Edit: you all keep submitting seasoning blends and I'm a push over so we will now allow seasoning blends to enter the competition!

You can submit as many different seasonings as you want, but only one seasoning at a time per submission!

Be kind! Both to me, as this is my first bracket ever. And also to each other. Only salt we want around here is the kind for dry rubbing.

If you submit vanilla extract you will be disqualified and I will personally pay a tiktok witch by hard earned money to hex you.

This post has been created on July 3rd and I will let it circulate for one week! Therefore, last day to get your seasoning submissions in will be July 10th, 12 pm noon EST.

HERE is the official submission form, now go forth and season well!

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Voters go forth and pick your favorite seasoning!

Submission propaganda for nutmeg:

N/A

Submission propaganda for cinnamon:

-cinnamon and apples are otherworldly