#theinsolentchild

[thatonelightningkid]

so I heard a whole bunch of you follow me, yet you don't follow Max? I mean c'mon, even if he is a huge dork, he still has his moments. go check him out!

[eightfoldqueen]

Ed and I always go to dances together.

We like to eat all the food.

I'm not going with Max, geez. He can go with Isaac.

[eightfoldqueen]

Max. Hey. Max. You there?

[eightfoldqueen]

Max, I never hinted at you being his babysitter. C'mon, nerd. I've insinuated you being his boyfriend but that's all. Babysitter?

[thatonelightningkid]

okay so just to be clear isabel and ed are just being...well, themselves? and you dont see me as anything other than like, a maybe-not-loose friend? not that it, uh, matters. haha. bro.

"themselves" as in absolutely pushy and obnoxious? well they kind of always are. of course you're more than a loose friend to me. you waltz into my house any time you feel like it, don't you? 

[eightfoldqueen]

Guys keep it down I can hear your gay from across town.

[thatonelightningkid]

i thought you were the lamest person i had ever met and now you are the lamest person i have ever met by a landslide

well you've been the lamest person I've ever known since the day we met, so it's good to see we're now seeing each other on the same level.

[thatonelightningkid]

Max is gonna come online to find himself flooded with posts from two other great people who decided to join Tumblr and try to make me seem lamer than he already thinks I am this can only end well

[eightfoldqueen]

Can I just appreciate the fact that Max'll come on to a hecka of a lot of Isaac Embarrassment? Lovin' it!

[thatonelightningkid]

ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

SPENDER GOT A BLOG EVERYBODY SCATTER

[thatonelightningkid]

should i keep telling you guys embarrassing stories about max or do you think if i post too many hes gonna retaliate

[thatonelightningkid]

fun fact this one time isabel left her bag in the room with max and i while spender had her go take care of a tiny spirit and he totally stole her cupcake lip balm. he still has it

[thatonelightningkid]

did you guys know that the last time max and i spent an evening together he started singing hannah montana songs under his breath when he thought i couldnt hear him? it was pretty great