#then basically if the states die they are restart life as an infant and gradually regain their memories of the past

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

~Shenanigans from when the NE brother’s were younger~

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(Context: Jersey brought York along with him to do something stupid and York ended up getting hurt. Mass ain’t pleased.)

Mass: York, step out of the room for a few minutes. I need to have a talk with my dear twin brother.

Jersey: W-WAIT NO DON’T LEAVE PLEASE STAY-

Mass: York, leave.

Jersey: NO PLEASE DON’T LEAVE ME WITH HER!! I’M YER FAVORITE OLDER SIBLING RIGHT?! (This is before Mass transitioned 🏳️‍⚧️)

Mass: York, fàg a-nis gus nach fheum thu seo fhaicinn agus a chluinntinn. (York, leave now so you do not have to witness and hear this.) *glare*

York: Yes ma’am 🫡 *moonwalks his lanky a$$ out of there*

Jersey: NO WAIT YORKIE COME BACK-

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York: *walks in holding a raccoon cuz his precious self thought it was a cat* Massy look!! I found a cat 😁!!

Mass and Jersey (who just entered the room): *incoherent screams*

York, visibly confused but vibing with the raccoon: :]

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Jersey: Uhhh Connie?

Connecticut: *sigh* Yea Jers?

Jersey: So we may or may not have a slight issue…?

Connie: What did you gremlins do now….

~~~not even 5 minutes later~~~

Connie: WHY THE HELL IS YORK STUCK AT THE TOP OF A TREE AND HOW DID EVEN MANAGE TO GET UP THERE?!?

Mass: *shrug* I dunno

York: Connie help I’m scared *almost falls and shrieks*

Connie: Well I don’t have much climbing experience but….I’M COMIN’ YORKIE!!

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York, when discovering Happy Tree Friends at 5yo: Ooo~ A new show! *le tiny gasp* It has a bunch of cute lil’ animals :D

~~~not even 5 minutes~~~

York: *scared and confused sobbing*

Mass: *RUNS in cuz she heard York crying*

Mass: Hey-hey-hey it’s okay buddy what happened?!

York: *points to laptop*

Mass: Oh sh*t- CONNIE THE BABY FOUND HAPPY TREE FRIENDS-

Connie, from the other room: F(speaks Hartford)K-

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(And a present day quote to finish this off)

Mass: For the last time, York. I’M NOT OLD, ME AND JERSEY ARE BOTH 24- YOU’RE ONLY TWO YEARS YOUNGER THAN US!!

York: O l d.

Connie: I’m 28, if those two are old, then what does that make me?

York: *smirk* Pfft- an ancient artifact.

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