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tobyfoxmademeascaly · 25 days

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I adore y’shtola now because every single plan she comes up with is nigh-guaranteed to be the most unhinged idea ever thought up by cat or man. Being pursued by cops? COLLAPSE THE TUNNEL AND TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. Need to distract the Children of Everlasting Dark? THROW BEEHIVES INTO THEIR HOUSES. Need to perform a diving save into a bottomless pit? TELEPORT DIRECTLY INTO HEAVEN. AGAIN. Need to get on Mt. Gulg but air travel isn’t feasible? GIANT ROBOT. Need a portal to hell? MAKE A DEMON. That doesn’t work? SHOOT A LASER. AT THE MOON. Banger after banger.

#ffxiv #final fantasy xiv #yshtola rhul #y’shtola #and she’s SO casual and confident in doing these things that its easy to forget that they are bonkers sorts of plans #if she wasn’t so smart with such a good track record she’d be ridiculous #there was a poll going around like ‘if the WoL DID turn evil who has the best chance of stopping them’#and i know now the answer is yshtola because shes the only motherfucker who could come up with a plan like ‘evade death by Disintegrating’

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