#there's been too many times matt has mentioned or been seen with a hashtag Soda for anyone to convince me he isnt a soda enjoyer. he is. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

thedevotionaltour · 4 months

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personally i like to envision a time where matt tries to be a dick and rags on foggy for his snacks and foggy just shoots back asking matt what's with the large coke sitting on his desk then. that's the second large coke i've seen grace your desk this week. and it's not even a bottle you got at the store that's a cup. that's a large cup. should i mention the can in the garbage too. and matt shuts up from there for the afternoon.

#there's been too many times matt has mentioned or been seen with a hashtag Soda for anyone to convince me he isnt a soda enjoyer. he is.#i think this would also work with matt's hypocritical nature. i can absolutely see him being hypocritical about food. because he sucks bad #i also think he definitely has his own special junk snacks he likes and indulges in regularly as more than just a now and then treat.#foggy goes see if you'd just be honest and say it's the smell instead of going it's the smell while also ragging on my weight it wouldnt be #such a big deal. matthew. but youre being an asshole and so i will Not. let this slide.#matt just grumbles. one day matt will learn he is not better than others about food even if that day isnt today #also for the specific mention of coke it is due to the panels that live in my mind of him offering to take tchalla out for a coke after #they teamed up on a patrol. and also the panel of him where he's like having comics mcdonalds and smiling while drinking his sodie pop.#also i think matt's personal choice of junk snack is definitely like snack cake type things. this is from discussion of hostess pie ads #he was featured in that alex and i had many months ago.#and gummy candies. because i think he'd like gummies. put a bag of gummy sharks in his vicinity and it will be gone rather soon.#static.soundz

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