#these boys have been keeping me more or elss sane throughout covid infection and ongoing recovery...i lov them...

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

sorry but i NEED to yell about this vtuber stuff aaaAAAA

yesterday, two of the four Holostars Guild TEMPUS members met up for an offline collab: Magni Dezmond (self-proclaimed alchemist and inventor of copium), and Regis Altare (guild leader and rumored serial killer based on his hobby of going on 3am walks, as seen in this clip)

the collab was a lunchables and candy mukbang mostly sweet and goofy, just guys being dudes, except there was a running gag where every time Altare wandered off to do a thing, Dez would start whispering to chat like "help, please, get me out of here" kind of stuff, and at one point he made a message with their pizza lunchable:

Altare, meanwhile, made a show of being affectionate and silly, multiple times encouraging Dez to make a heart with their hands together. Dez thwarted this the first time by making a thumbs up and copying their stream thumbnail art, which is this:

but then later they actually made a heart, which Dez immediately turned into the thumbs up again, which Altare went serial killer mode and "attacked" him for; while Dez was calling for help to the chat his voice got cut off and the stream ended suddenly.

immediately after that, this now-deleted tweet showed up on Altare's twitter:

and after it was deleted he put this one up:

Dez hasn't tweeted since, but his last 4 twitter likes, as of this posting, spell the message H-E-L-P

aaa i love these boys so much ok their bits are legendary (yes it's a bit for the heehee hahas and nobody is actually in danger, i swear)

anyway, here's a link to the video, and a commenter has timestamped all the times Dez asked for help:

there's also already a lot of really good and funny fanart

and this will probably only get more wild and ridiculous because both of them are scheduled to be offline for the next couple of days

i cannot WAIT to see it

also sorry i left out a lot of stuff but i was trying to make the shortest version of this post i could possibly make lol