#these guys would have the most cringefail instagram accounts imaginable

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Modern Stede's Instagram would consist of

"Aesthetic" pictures of boats he's taken, all overlaid with a ton of garbage filters and stupid romantic frames he found online, and he's added text that is meaningful to him but completely incomprehensible to outside viewers, like so

2. Pictures of Ed, except he is literally the only person alive who ever manages to get bad pictures of Ed because he has so many stupid filters applied and they're all very forehead-centric or, like, zoomed in on one nostril

And Ed's instagram would be

Blurry pictures of Stede taking his aesthetic boat pictures

Pictures of Stede, taken with great love and care for aesthetic composition, but they're all shit that he thinks is very sexy but it's just Stede in like his little nightgown and sleeping mask.

He captions this "THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 🥵🥺😍"