#they didn't eat my Synaptolepis kirkii though | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

fishthegenderwitch · 2 years

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Went to take a pic of my newly cleaned kitchen, and heard nibbley noises from the box in my bathroom that contains all my medicinal plants and incenses. Oh no.

Open the box, little mouse eyes blink up at me. I’m like, “Awww shit what are you even eating in there?? Are you eating my medicine? That’s so uncool, man.”

So yea, at least two (2) mice in my house just ate maca and gingko biloba. I hope they remember I didn’t kill them when they’re boning with the natural Viagra they ate.

#I didn't end them #i emptied the box #then dumped them in the trash bins outside #washed all the jars and put them in a new box #they ate my Mullein seeds and my Purslane seeds too #RIP wild rocket seeds #they didn't eat my Synaptolepis kirkii though #mice #mouse #pests #too fucking cute #I have traps #but they ignore them utterly #i wonder how they foundthe blue water lily #i bet it was lovely #psycoactive #hallucenogenic #lol

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