#they get high one day (hannibal's secret stash) and abigail goes 'i would eat u u know.' | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

quietwingsinthesky · 1 year

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returning to the jack & abigail dynamic: i'm imagining that after the first two or three times abigail drags jack home to have dinner with her family, hannibal pulls her off to the side like "are you sure this is the friend you want to make? :)" (<- is thinking about how Jack is allergic to using napkins properly and will wipe everything off with his sleeves) (he's not rude, he was just unfortunately raised by winchesters)

and she just crosses her arms and shoots back with "you get to keep will >:(" (<- knows she will get her way, partly because hannibal is going to give her what she wants, partly because if he doesn't, she's not above asking jack to do a little mindwiping.)

at which point, hannibal just has to accept that she's going to bring home a weird little guy just like he did.

#parallel here not meant to imply jack & abigail romantic relationship tbc #its just that abigail hasn't had any friends since that one girl died. and jack hasn't had any friends. uh. ever.#they're not dating they're more like the codependent homoerotic friendship you form with that one girl in middle school. you know the one.#abigail is weirdly obsessive about jack in a way that would be red flags for anyone else #only he (models his idea of how relationships should work off of the ones he's seen ie sam & dean. dean & cas. sam & lucifer)#sees it as sweet. abigail stalks him once #and he knows the whole time because angel powers and he's 🥰 'she cares about me so much. we must be best friends.'#spn #hannibal nbc #jack kline #abigail hobbs #hannibal lecter #they get high one day (hannibal's secret stash) and abigail goes 'i would eat u u know.'#and jack goes ':3 i mean you could! i don't think it would hurt me! i'll heal!'#they are such normal besties

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