#they have 10000000% dated in the past at the very least cause like what else could explain all the *gestures vaguely* everything
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just watched Top Gun: Maverick, and I can’t be the only one who noticed that Rooster and Hangman absolutely radiate hostile ex boyfriend energy, right? I hate to say that I can only report what I see, folks, and the fact is that those two have something going on
#i came to the movie expecting a sizeable amount of macho man hostility and dick measuring contests but like. sirs.#they have 10000000% dated in the past at the very least cause like what else could explain all the *gestures vaguely* everything#they had a terribly messy breakup#i will die on this hill. i saw what i saw#also on another note this movie actually kicks ass like i thought i would be ehh about it at best but like i had so much fun#top gun fucking slaps and everyone should go see it because its a stupid amount of fun#it also makes me completely understand why vex suddenly wanted the magic broom so bad and counldnt get flying out of her head#like girl i fucking feel you all i want to do now is fly a plane#its a metal death trap but it looks SO fun#also just to note: the US military is still super YIKES to say the very least#not in danger of susceptibility to military propaganda but also consider. gay bitches in planes#top gun maverick#rooster#rooster top gun#hangman#bradly rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#hangman top gun#andis thought geyser
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