#they literally had a character confirm guillermo has romantic feelings for nandor TO GUILLERMO'S FACE

[fleshadept]

So I'm pretty certain that wwdits can't queer bait because they've all been demonstrated as queer BUT for them to parade around their most popular ship and dangle over our heads is so frustrating! But I also know that from a writing perspective it makes sense to want to prolong the tension so the payoff is rewarding. UGH many thoughts

they can definitely queerbait regardless of whether the characters are queer or not lol. i'm still hoping that's not the case, that the writers said some dumb offensive shit to try not to spoil it, because you really can't come back from having nandor honest to god propose to guillermo in a way that's directly paralleled with his proposal to gail except more sincere because he says guillermo's full name. like you can't do that then be like actually they don't have the... language... to describe their feelings... THAT is queerbaiting. and a really shitty example of it if so. but we don't know that yet so we have to wait and see

that being said outside of the writers' comments season four looks like it's going to be a ton of fun so i will be yelling about it at every opportunity

[guilleeermo]

i really hc’d jewish guillermo but the orgy kinda stomped on that one, but i love trans guillermo. and u probably answered this but any guill hcs?

sorry that your hc didn’t come true… you can still cherish it and do with it as you please even if it didn’t get confirmed, it’s good to interpret characters and find comfort in that :·) i do hope that we get introduced to jewish characters in the show if that is okay

trans guillermo is always a great hc, i actually know a lot of trans guys who look/act a lot like him. i think guillermo is a wonderful character for making headcanons because he is very relatable.

i have a bunch of silly hcs here in this post

but i guess i have to update them now

in the discord server we were discussing about guillermo being a ‘’closet goth’’ in his teens because hispanic catholic families are usually very…. let’s say wary of any goth elements. (as an hispanic person raised in a very catholic environment i can confirm)

he probably drew himself a lot as a vampire, or wrote fanfiction. please imagine the typical 2007 deviantART account with shitty mspaint doodles. ALSO HE HAD MYSPACE. fotolog is a classic in hispanic emo/goth culture so that too. i doubt he ever had the confidence to post any embarrassing selfies online tho :( 

i could speak for hours about teen guillermo drawing vampire oc art, writing poetry and making blatantly obvious self insert romantic fics of interview with the vampire, tbh. (armand!)

i feel like guillermo either doesn’t have a dad, or has a bad relationship with his father.

he has probably had a boyfriend at most in his whole life but things didn’t work out. also too much familiar work

this is already canon i guess but i’m sure he is very inexperienced with romance and sex. i feel like he isn’t ace but doesn’t know how to deal with feelings/attraction (100% cool with it if anyone hcs him as ace tho!)

i like to imagine he found out about vampires being real by accident. like he came across nandor hunting and witnessed the whole thing and when nandor noticed him, he asked to be turned but got rejected. then nandor offered him to become his familiar because hell, this dude is so hyped about becoming a vampire he’s just gonna do anything i say! free labor!

he was fascinated by nandor at first but more like, in a ‘’he’s everything i want to be’’ way. then he started to fall in love as they spent more time together and his routine became all about him.

i don’t even think guillermo is aware of his own massive crush on nandor?

 colin makes comments about their relationship and both of them are so dumb they don’t get it

kinda gross one but if guillermo gets a nosebleed nandor straight up licks his face, he doesn’t give a damn. guille doesn’t know how to feel about it

guillermo HAS slept (and only slept, literally) in the coffin with nandor at least once. yes i’m gonna keep referencing the keeping warm fic and yes you should read it

wow i wrote a lot more than i expected but i hope this is enough for now! i’d like to add that some of these aren’t very realistic but i like to think about them.