#anyway

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Afton'd Reader AU my beloved,, clingy obsessed possessive boys my beloved,,,, i really should draw this Mentally Unwell Trio more often, its very fun skldfhsdkjfdh

[lepusrufus]

She's just saying it to fuck with Shadowheart

[notherpuppet]

Someone asked if I was adding more to "Buckshot"

...and then I accidentally posted it before I was done answering LOL. Anyway, here was the answer:

I have some ideas that I just haven't fleshed out yet. But I really like that AU and I want to return to it.

As for the Buckshot specific "chapter"...I do have some 'deleted scenes' that I just didn't feel like drawing (laziness) but hmm maybe i'll get the motivation to sketch them out eventually.

Some deleted scenes:

Scene 1.5 [Lucifer looks at Alastor's wounds as he's changing his bandages and clothes. Alastor's covered in severe scars exhibiting many different kinds of injuries.] Lucifer: "So many scars...I wonder what he's been through..." [Lucifer glances at Alastor's face, which somehow still has a faint, but visible smile.] Lucifer (incredulous and annoyed): "Yet he always keeps that smile on his face..." CUT TO FLASHBACK MONTAGE: Lucifer, Alastor, and Charlie playing in the park, eating dinner altogether, and singing backup for Charlie while Alastor plays the piano. [Lucifer smiles softly and turns up the corners of Alastor's sleeping smile.] Charlie: "I thought Al needed to sleep!" >:-0 [Lucifer draws his hands back suddenly, embarrassed.] Lucifer: "Where did you--" [Charlie climbs onto Alastor's rest bed. She haphazardly reaches for Alastor's face.] Charlie: "My turn or it's not fair!" >:-D Lucifer: "Charlie, no!" --- Scene 4.5 (happens at the dinner party, in Lucifer's room, after Alastor bleeds through his shirt) [Lucifer quickly changed into a red tuxedo. Alastor is lagging, due to his pain and need to clean his wound with a soft cloth.] Lucifer: "Let me help you--" Alastor: "I can handle this." Lucifer: "Would you stop being so stubborn? You're drugged up, drunk, and moving slow as hell. You want to arouse more suspicion or do you wanna get this over with?" [Alastor rolls his eyes and rudely tosses the cloth at Lucifer's face. Lucifer's quick reflexes catch the cloth effortlessly.] Lucifer: "That's what I thought." [Lucifer begins to clean Al's wound. Alastor has a pained expression. He winces and grabs Lucifer's wrist forcefully.] Alastor: "You're being a brute." [Alastor guides Lucifer's hand gently and drops his hand once Lucifer adapts. Lucifer helps bandage Alastor back up and get dressed. They're now both in new tuxedos, sans bow ties. Before Lucifer can grab his bowtie, Alastor snatches it.] Alastor: "Allow me." Lucifer: "I can tie my own bow tie." Alastor: "Did you not say we were in a hurry? I think we both know it will go faster if I just tie it." [Lucifer rolls his eyes but resigns. Alastor ties the bowtie swiftly and perfectly.] Lucifer: "Ugh, how do you do this so easily? Aren't you high?" Alastor: "As a kite." [There is a beat and they both share a laugh. Suddenly they hear a distant voice yelling:] Adam (distant): "So much for a quickie!" Alastor: "We should go."

[dreamgirledward]

whenever i remember sam had zero meaningful relationships with male characters not including jack i cant help but laugh like the longer it's been since the show ended the more obvious this shit looks to me ksjdkfshfksdjh

[lilislegacy]

the fact that i can’t headcanon percy, jason, thalia, and annabeth all being one big family

percy and annabeth are gonna get married, jason and percy are like brothers, thalia and annabeth are basically sisters, and jason and thalia are actual siblings. jason and annabeth are all nerdy and traumatized together, and percy and thalia are the equivalent of “i’d die for you but you’re not borrowing by dagger”

think about them all having thanksgiving and christmas together?

oh wait you can’t because rick is a little BITCH and decided that my little sweet precious jason needed to die

dammit rick

[angee1011]

Jurassic Park is trending, aka my favorite movie, so I’m here to say that out of the whole franchise, the second movie is the best. No, I will not explain.

[xiaq]

Story time: A (sex) trope conversation with my husband

Y'all want to hear about a hilarious conversation I had with B today?

Of course you do.

So B knew one of the fic authors I follow had posted a new work and I was planning to read it after dinner while he watched some sports ball. Afterward, he asked me how it was and I said, "Eh, kinda disappointing, but for me reasons not for author reasons––the writing was bomb, as usual."

And he was like, "How was it disappointing?"

I explained that the story started right off the bat with the "fuck or die" trope which I'm not typically into because dub/non-con isn't my jam. UNLESS the characters already have a romantic/sexual interest and especially if they are secretly pining for each other and then wracked with guilt in the aftermath for enjoying the circumstances before admitting they've been in love with each other all along. In which case it's

But that was not the case, here.

And B, bless him, was like

"...I think we have fundamentally different ideas of what 'fuck or die' means, can you please explain?"

So I did––gave him a couple examples like biological imperatives or heat/rut, pollen or potions, etc.

And he was like, "Ohhh ok, that is...not what I thought it meant. How did that become a fandom thing? Is that a trope in some major franchise?" he asks.

And I was like "My love. My heart. Are you familiar with STAR TREK?? PON FARR??"

and he was like "Why are you shouting I have no idea what you're talking about."

So then he got an education.

The man has only seen a few episodes of next generation and the more recent movies so had no clue about the deep and abiding fandom fascination with Vulcan biological imperatives. But boy howdy is he now aware.

[rakiah]

so i read that lions will follow females they're interested in and this gave me an idea for a funny scenario:

leona peacefully taking his nap, waking up the instant he hears vil's voice, and instinctively trying to get up before actively stoping himself while cursing his cat instincts

probably the moment he goes "fuck i'm in love with him aren't i?"

Give me more time and I’ll do a short comic about that cause this prompt is gold ✨

[xgermankittycatx--commsopen]

wait, dude, do you have any more of that apocalypse au art? i love it so much it is scratching my brain itch! your art is just plain wonderful!

i'm glad you like it so much, and I do!! here's a tiny tommy, techno and ranboo interaction sketch, fresh from the Clip Studio Paint oven! :D

(I'll post more apocalypse art very soon probably :])

[lovelooksgudonu]

wip. this is just an excuse for me to draw Asami in yasuko's outfit from patterns in time comic

[fruityfroggy]

Vertin cat blob in a comically large hat

With a big strawberry cake

Have a good day

[lepusrufus]

I did say there's actual plot to this AU beside shadowzel bickering didn't I

[boba-beom]

taehyun and his noona kink thoughts 🫠

cryin bc idk where this thought came from but you being beomgyu’s older sister and whenever taehyun comes around to see gyu he always drags the way he calls you ‘noona’ 🫠

he’d be sweet and well-mannered when beomgyu’s around, a contrast from your younger brother’s behaviour towards you. but once beomgyu leaves the room taehyun’s aura switches up and starts flirting with you, “I missed you yesterday noona, didn’t get to see your pretty face.” or “you look good today, all for me, noona?”

and when you’re both in the kitchen, because beomgyu doesn’t want to cook, you’re by the stove cooking and taehyun lightly places his hands on your waist to ‘pass by’ when there was plenty of space. and though it shouldn’t, it made you blush from his flirtatious actions towards you.

at one point he’d linger over your shoulder, his warm breath fanning against your neck to check on the food, his chest gently pressing against your back and his quiet but sultry voice in your ear.

“noona, will you let me taste?” and your eyes widen in disbelief, turning your head to meet with taehyun’s eyes just a few centimetres away from yours.

“sorry what?”

“the sauce. will you let me taste the sauce?” and he’d tilt his head with a faux confused expression, but in his mind he finds this all too entertaining. “what did you think I meant?”

“nothing.” you shrugged, spooning a bit of the sauce on a teaspoon and feeding it to his mouth. your eyes focused on the way his lips enveloped the spoon before making eye contact with him. “but because you asked nicely, I’ll give you what I thought.”

and taehyun doesn’t answer that but rather he presses his bulge against you a little harder, leaving you with a smile far from innocent.

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[crawley-fell]

[midnightsslut]

no one asked, but I’ve been thinking a lot about the albatross and its placement on the bargaining playlist. I have come to the conclusion that the song serves as a warning to anyone who tries to avoid/‘imprison’ her. this man was told that she would kill his garden, tempt him, and eventually destroy him. she was a wild wind instead of a normal, harmless rose. yet, he could neither avoid her nor lock her away in a tower. he was too drunk to think his decision through (‘cross your thoughtless heart / only liquor anoints you’). he chose her despite all the warnings he received. he shot all the messengers who tried to persuade him. he couldn’t fully commit to being with her, either, so he locked her away in a tower. ultimately, she was the only one who could protect him from the same men who once condemned her. he chose to be subjected to that danger by being with her (‘the rain is always gonna come if you’re standing with me’ —> ‘I’m the life you chose, and all this terrible danger’). the two characters in the song seem to finally be at peace. however, the outro switches to third person and makes it clear that she will, in fact, destroy him. she is the albatross in his life. he will wear her around his neck forever. he could try to bargain with her all he wants, but he was delusional to think this would end any other way. she is both the angel and the devil in his life. she could protect him from the media attention she subjected him to, but she could simultaneously destroy him by feeding into the rain of fire through her songwriting.

[mossghosst]

my favorite thing to come of the #savemyboycole bullshit is everyone calling geo ‘THE GOBLIN 👹👹👹’ affectionately. yeah he is a creature. and we love him for it. and so does cole!