#they try to explain it was actually halsin so it was okay actually but none of their companions look at tav quite the same after that 😭

[mlkmart]

thinking about...thinking about tav (bg3) just... fucking spine broke coochie broke hole broke and bruised probably i dont know i cant imagine having a 500 pound bear on top of you somehow wont end up with you coming out like you just got out of a massive fight all black and blue and bruised like.... how are they going to explain to the rest of the party that the reason theyre limping and sore and have fucked up scoliosis and ulgy forming bruises on their legs and thighs all of a sudden is because...because.... well how are they gonna have that conversation larian?? like "oh yeah i fucked a bear with a massive cock! split me right in two!" while their companions just stare at them in horror like:

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there is no coming back from that now they will forever be known as the bear fucker you cant come back from that im literally loosing my mind