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for a time after season two mike is convinced max is mean, not because she is, but because he only ever acts antagonistically towards her. and the party keeps trying to explain to him that max doesn’t hate him, he hates max, but he’s just like “no when i insult her she insults me back, it’s mutual.” it goes on for weeks until mike decides he wants to learn how to skate because skating is cool and he wants to be cool. this has nothing to do with max according to him. so now everyday he’s sneaking out after dark to hang out in the skatepark. until one night, decked out in his dorky ass shoulder pads, knee pads and oversized helmet, max is exiting as he’s entering. max starts yelling and mike isn’t listening, he’s already in his head like “she’s right. skateboarding’s her thing. i’m a wheelless loser.” when he actually listens she's excited. she didn't know he could skate, or wanted to skate, it doesn’t matter, if he doesn't know already she can teach him or if he does they can skate together! she wants to see his board, see his tricks, teach him things... so, basically, like. shit! okay! maybe they are friends!
mike and max skate together long enough for them to bond but not long enough for mike to get good at skating. it was good while it lasted, but alas, mike was not cut out for the board
#stranger things#max mayfield#mike wheeler#madwheeler#platonic madwheeler#mike: why is max so rude to me every time we see each other??#mike every time he sees max: hey asshole#it’s some mix of thinking she is the mean one because she retaliates and thinking she’s cool and trying to match that and mike thinking#being cool is being mean#anyway i think that is their dynamic for a very short amount of time when they’re still healing from season 2#otherwise they are nice to each other :)#kind of#i think they are the kind of friends that physically play fight#they tussle for funzies
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