#they were dumped outside my sisters petsmart and we were having a hard time finding a good home for them

[mirkwood-trash]

Hi. I have 2 more guinea pigs lol. Odette (abyssinian) and Marzipan (crested silkie)

[m0rgansux]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?  I would literally be so upset because we have talked about that before 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? I don’t know 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? Depends on what drugs, probably 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? No

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? Sober 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. What does your last received text say? "And me lol”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? A lot 

9. Where was your last kiss at? Outside his house 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? A year and a few months I think

11. What do you drink in the morning? Tea usually 

12. Where did you sleep last night? I did not sleep last night 

13. Do you think relationships are hard? For me, yes 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? Absolutely 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? I mean..................he’s probably going to dump me soon so yeah

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? Rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? Not spelled the same 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? PJ pants 

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? Who knows

20. Does anyone like you? I think

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? No

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? No

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? Probably but it’s not that serious 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? I have two and I want another one very soon 

25. In the past week have you cried? Yes

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? I worked today and I work at PetSmart so I have no idea 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? Mostly dry off in the shower 

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? No

29. Do you think you’re old? No

30. Do you like text messaging? Sure 

31. What type of day are you having? Pretty uneventful, I got off work at 10 am and then went home and went to sleep for most of the day 

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Yes and I did 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? Cold 

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Ya

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? Relationship 

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? V complicated 

37. What song are you listening to? I’m not 

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? Usually

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? Yes 

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? I don’t know if I like someone 

41. When did you last receive a text message? Within the hour 

42. What is wrong with you right now? I have a cold and I’m v mentally ill 

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? K8 is gr8

44. Does anyone disgust you? Yes

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? Probably not 

46. Are you in a good mood right now? Nah 

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? White 

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? Yes 

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? Maybe

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? Maybe 

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? Yes  53. Do you like rain? YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? No

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yes 

56. Do you like to cuddle? Yes fuck off 

57. Are you shy? I’m more awkward than shy 

58. Do you get along with girls? As well as anyone else

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? We’re technically dating now 

60. What do you carry with you at all times? My phone 

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? Yeah???????????

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? Idk fam

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? It’s October now so I guess so 

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? YEAH IT’S FUCKING ADORABLE FUCK I’M GAY 

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? Yeah

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? I’ve only kissed one person and he’s 22 

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? If someone else is paying, I’d rather get them done 

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? Leopard 

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? A couple 

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Luke Bryan probably 

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone 

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? I literally don’t know if I ever have 

73. Do you like diet soda? I prefer regular soda 

74. What color are the walls in your room? Grey 

75. Are you 16 or older? Yes 

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? No

77. Do you have a job? Ya I’m a cashier at Petsmart!!!!1

78. What are your initials? MAT

79. Did you ever have braces? Yes 

80. Are you from the south? Sadly 

81. What does your last status on facebook say? “Morgan was watching IT at Regal Cinemas”

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? Yes 

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? Mom, but I’m not not close to my dad??

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? No

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? IT

86. Do you smoke? Weed 

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? Heels are cuter 

88. Is your phone touch screen? Yes 

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? Curly 

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? Yes 

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? Pool

92. Have you ever made out in a car? Yes 

93. …Had sex in a car? No

94. Are you single or in a relationship? Technically in a relationship  95. What were you doing last night at midnight?   Hanging w my boo 

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? Some time in the past month or so 

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? It’s fine 

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? No

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Yes :---)

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? I don’t hate anyone but I don’t love everyone 

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? No

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Praying 

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? No

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? NO