#they’re the king and queen of sarcasm & roasting tho honestly.

[parker417k]

Dabi and Miruko Fic Idea

Ok, so I was rereading a fic (‘The poor life choices of one particular married couple’ by MarcyDarkAngel on AO3) and I had an idea where, instead of Hawks and Dabi being childhood friends, Dabi and Miruko are. So, Dabi for some reason doesn’t know Hawks is best friends with Miruko, (Hawks and Dabi are dating- but they are not childhood friends, just in love- also, they know each other’s backstories and everything now so Hawks isn’t going to betray Dabi or anything, and Hawks also now hates Endeavor) and when Hawks decides to introduce Dabi to Miruko, they have an epic reunion (you can decide how it goes down, but I want it to be awesome, hilarious, and something that represents their chaotic ass friendship; something with banter and sarcasm would be even better).

OR- they could be in the middle of a fight (Heroes- and maybe Class 1-A if you want, and the League- DabiHawks is still a thing btw) and Miruko sees Dabi (mind you, she didn’t recognize him as Touya at first because she never paid attention to him, but once she saw him in person she recognizes him immediately). Anyways, you can decide what happens once she recognizes him, I’m sure people could come up with some awesome ideas for that- but here is my idea if you want to write something similar—

Idea for plot (optional)-

so they’re on the battlefield, and Rumi sees him, and she immediately is like “Bitch. You did fucking not.” and he’s just like “What are you talking about.” Rumi’s like “Bitch. You did not fake your fucking death and never fucking text me! You could have easily texted me- and do NOT tell me that you didn’t have a phone because you could have easily fucking stolen one! And don’t you dare give me some excuse about what you look like! You think I wouldn’t be friends with a burnt chicken nugget?! I’m already friends with this bitch! He’s a cannibal so it’s not like I could do worse.” *pointing at Hawks*. Meanwhile, Hawks is standing their with his mouth hanging open. “THANK YOU! Someone finally agrees with me!” Dabi of course says because someone finally sees his side of things. “Oh don’t think you’re getting off the hook. You know what, I have the perfect idea for revenge.” “Nonononono! No-“ “Yep. I’m calling Rei.”

The End.

Alternate Idea:

Rumi spots Dabi and immediately goes “Hey, I’m lesbian!” without hesitation Dabi responds “I thought you were American!” (You can decide what happens after).