#they're not boyfriends but they def have flings

[hiighborg]

Insufferable chair jockey harasses local grifter ? What will he do?

[kissesforsatoru]

*slides in with brain rot*

Yan Waka and Yan mikey def call you angle, princess, baby etc in front of you and your bf just to agitate your toxic bf- watch toxic bf be piss and go “the fuck you just say asshole- say it again” and yan Mikey and yan Waka go “ok t(ツ)_/¯- hey angle/princess/baby etc” and then send toxic bf to the hospital or to his obituary

And their not even worry- both of them: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ bc “talk shit get hit bro”

- 🌑

yan mikey and waka are the kinds of yandere that make themselves extremely comfortable with their darling. i'm talking they have the key to wherever you live, and they just let themselves in whenever they feel like it regardless of if you're home or not, and they especially don't give a shit if you have a boyfriend.

they will full walk into your house and come up to you, peck you on the lips and go "hey baby, i missed you." no shame, no shits given when your boyfriend stands up and tries to size them up. they were there before him, they gave you little kisses before him, called you sweet nickames and came over whenever, so he's not gonna fucking stop just cause you have a little fling right now.

when they're gone, your boyfriend is damn set on convincing you to make them stop, but you don't see a problem with it cause they've conditioned you to think "that's just what friends do, so what 🤷‍♂️"

this is how you always end up broken up with, because you never set boundaries with mikey or waka and your boyfriend can't handle it, and mikey and waka are always there to comfort you and say the guy was just an insecure asshole for thinking he would threaten your guys' relationship. and you know, after so many break ups, waka and mikey start to subtly hint at the idea that maybe you should just date them, and you will have no choice but to agree.

[sunlightandsuffering]

Just read a fic where this happens but it could fit very well in the size queen au or multiple au's tbh. But I love Mikasa having a very pure and innocent air around her, the good girl at school with perfect grades who stays away from drama and boy troubles. All her friends see her as the responsible friend who doesn't get blackout drunk or have random flings with men like some of them do.

Until one day when she's hanging out with them and her phone gets a notification and one of her friends picks it up for her and they're greeted with an absolutely filthy photo of Mikasa. Whether it's Mikasa with Eren's massive cock resting on her face like that other ask mentioned. Or Mikasa's face covered in cum after he gave her a facial, or her mouth wide open and full with cum before he gave her permission to swallow. The possibilities for dirty pics are endless but I think Eren is def the type to take pics as a point of pride and also to use when she's not around and sends them to her as a way of convincing her to come over when he's horny.

But Mikasa is mortified when her friends see this. Quickly snatching her phone back and turning bright red as her friends excitedly tease her about it and try to get details out of her. They never knew their precious lil Mikasa was even seeing a guy let alone fucking around with a hunk with such a massive cock. Teasing that they never expected her to be the type of girl who's a size queen and into bigger men in every sense of the world.

The whole time Mikasa is just squirming and trying to change the subject. Next time she sees Eren she's super pouty and grumpy with him, hitting him a lot and he has to give her lots of cuddles and eat her out before she's willing to forgive him for the embarrassment.

K help I kinda love it!!! I just love innocent to kinky cool girl Mika tho lmfao, like her having this secret double life ! YES "Miks, your phone is buzzing," Sasha tells her from the couch where she's lounging while Mikasa plays the new Zelda game, running around the open world aimlessly. She hums from her perch at the bottom fo the couch, "Who is it?"

She hears the tell-tale click of her phone unlocking, and awaits Sasha's answer but all she hears is a shocked gasp from her friend. After a moment of no response, Mikasa finishes killing an enemy skulltula and turns to Sasha impatiently, "Who is it?" Sasha has gone bright red, her eyes avoiding her own, her only answer to hold the phone up to expose a rather explicit photo of Mikasa.

A hot wave of embarrassment overcomes her as she snatches the phone from her friend, her cheeks heating up rapidly because it really is an explicit photo. She's mortified, she never thought her friend would see this picture, out of all of the ones he could have sent it had to be this one?? It's her, smiling up at the camera dopily, covered in thick white lines of cum Eren's dick stretched across her face, it's her boyfriend's most prized photo and Mikasa winces as she looks back up to Sasha. "Umm, so you gonna tell me who Eren is?" Mikasa chokes on a laugh, "I umm, that's my boyfriend, he's kind of a perv." "WHAT?"

Mikasa sighs, so much for keeping him secret.

As Sasha marvels over the fact that she is not in fact single MIkasa sends him an angry text, there will be no coochie for him today! She is not going over to his place to re-enact the picture after Sasha's gone.

Eren responds with sad face emojis and an eggplant and Mikasa is left to explain to Sasha that in her downtime she moonlights in Eren's words as his 'dirty little whore' and that yes, she has in fact taken the monster shlong in the picture inside of her, does it regularly actually.

[radcliffefm]

3+  wanted  connections  have  been  added.

have you seen that francesca collie who looks a lot like olivia cooke is looking for their ex-boyfriend. they're 25-26 and a graduate. i hear they get told that they resemble nick robinson, cody christian, tom blyth, UTP. you can reach out to @francescacollie for additional plotting. — they dated in college and both went to radcliffe but broke up when francesca went back home midway (or at some point, we can iron out the details) through undergrad. everything else can be worked out it's a pretty open connection!

have you seen that francesca collie who looks a lot like olivia cooke is looking for their twin brother. they're 26 and a undergraduate/graduate (can be either if you want it to be that he took awhile to enroll in college, it would make sense for his backstory!). i hear they get told that they resemble dacre montgomery, matthew daddario, joe keery, bill skarsgard, any male fc that could pass as a sibling tbh. you can reach out to @francescacollie for additional plotting. — the gist of their relationship is that her twin has struggled with some substance abuse issues as well as anger towards her which has made their relationship rocky at times. they also have two older brothers. i def suggest reading her bio to get a feel for their family but again its pretty open! i hope this is something that can be developed more with whatever you choose to incorporate into the character!!!

have you seen that josephine zhao who looks a lot like lola tung is looking for their slowburn. they're 25 - 28 and a utp. i hear they get told that they resemble  joe keery, taylor zakhar perez, jeremy allen white, jordan fisher, any suitable fc. you do need to reach out to @amourollls for additional plotting. — basic good girl / bad boy vibes here. i want your muse to be a bad influence on josie, whilst she's simultaneously a good influence on them as well. your muse is older than her, more experienced and is showing her the ropes for everything. your muse initially saw josie as a fling, but it has developed into something far passed casual and they don't know how to deal with these newfound feelings. im embarrassed cause I DONT HAVE A LOT PLANNED but if you're at all interested, i would love to hear from you <3333

[omoghouls]

ik you've gotten multiple asks about this but do you have any more 0fmd omo headcanons? who would be the most embarrassed to have an accident in front of the rest of the crew? i'm thinkin ed, izzy, or jim :3

Nonny im always down to share hcs for this!💕🏴‍☠️

Who would be the most embarrassed? Outwardly embarrassed (like, red faced, stammering voice etc) would be def be Izzy- not being able to control that basic function, unable to hold it until he could go somewhere to relieve himself and instead pissing himself infront of /everyone/? Oh god he's ready to fling himself overboard.

Especially since the crew would probably fall silent as they watch him wetting himself, all eyes on him in this moment- the silence only being drowned out by the hissing/pittering of urine pooling around him.

He stands there for a few seconds, just too stunned to move, face turning a deep red as the wetness rapidly cools against his skin- then he swears he hears soft snickers coming from the crew, he knows they're laughing, planning on remembering this moment and telling about it over and over again- Izzy's fist ball up as he stomps off, swearing to himself barely audible above the wet squeaking sounds from his slacks/shoes :^3c

But, the one to be mega embarrassed but try to conceal it? Definitely Jim! They would literally rather die than have this happen to them, especially infront of anyone let alone their crew-mates- they could feel all the eyes on them, piercing through their wet skin- Jim would definitely just run off, locking themselves away somewhere private, isolated as tears of embarrassment and frustration spring from their eyes, they should have been able to hold it, god knows they had plenty of practice doing so in the past and that fact just makes it soo much worst to them.

But, Oluwande definitely follows them, coming to comfort them (Jim might act as if they just want to be left alone but, having Oluwande there, reassuring them that the crew wouldn't make fun of them and that it's okay is, comforting them a lot)♡

I think Ed is kinda a mix of the two? Like, he's Blackbeard, reverend pirate and pissing himself? Definitely not told in the tales about him. He'd get very flustered, all his senses heightened ten folds as he stands in a pool of his own making. He's the captain, he shouldn't be wetting himself, especially infront of his crew! Ed makes some sort of noise before just running off to be somewhere alone-

Ofc, Stede is basically tailing right behind him- concerned for Ed and knowing that once Ed is by himself he'll probably be crying and Stede wants to comfort him and protect his boyfriend from the self depreciate thoughts that are probably running around in Ed's mind ;o;