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#theyre totally out of my bagels. fine. im gonna go to dillons next anyway cuz walmart doesn't have the big bottles of gatorade
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#was gonna go out to get bagels tea and toilet paper#mom gave me a list of other things to also get#its raining so i was like ''eh store shouldnt be too busy right? who wants to be out running errands in the rain?''#apparently the answer to that is ''old people''#specifically old people stocking up on everything since apparently rain means the apocalypse is imminent#i didnt grab a basket cuz othe than the tea i was getting mostly small things and not many of them so i#figured i could carry it all#idk why. this line of thinking has never worked out for me in the past.#theyre totally out of my bagels. fine. im gonna go to dillons next anyway cuz walmart doesn't have the big bottles of gatorade#in the flavor i like#besides. one less thing for me to carry here. probably for the best#so i picked out some bread i thought would be good for grilled cheese and went and got the tomato soup we like#got my tea. this is where things started to get dicey. i still needed two types of sliced cheese cuz i prefer sharp cheddar#and my dad has to have kraft singles on his#AND i needed cream cheese for my bagels#all of these things are in the back of the store btw. i had to stop multiple times to readjust things so i wouldnt drop them#made it to self check out and theres a line and i immediately dropped the soup. some lady almost stole my place in line#then at dillons there were even more old people stocking up on canned goods. and they were also out of my bagels#so i got the extra expensive ones (daves bread brand) cuz i like them better anyway i wanted a treat after today#got maybe one too many gatorades tho cuz it was kind of a pain to carry them all to self checkout#where an old couple was monopolizing 2 of the self checkout machines to scan all their canned goods#and the other ones were all taken up by people doing their regular shopping#so the self checkout attendant had to ring me up herself which sort of defeated the purpose of going through self checkout#then the sandwhich bread got squished on the way home cuz my tea fell on it#i did get a chewby hug and kisses when i got home tho so that helped#ive missed having a dog man#also having a 50 pound pitbull launch herself at you cuz she wants to give you a hug and lick your face is always nice#10/10 highly recommend
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