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Trying to explain to a cat that's never gone without food a day in her life why she can't have food

It's not going well

Mainly because she is a cat

She just keeps sitting on her cat tree where her food usually is and staring at me

And occasionally lets out her little "am baby" meows that she does when she wants something

It's breaking my heart man

Harleys dental is tomorrow and ive had to confiscate her food for the night

It's gonna be a long night, chat

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My mom kept complaining that all of a sudden the Beatles are back and they're fucking everywhere and they're so obnoxious and were practically having an orgy in her garden under a cucumber leaf and that's when I realized she meant spotted cucumber beetles and not Paul McCartney

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Do not think for a moment that this admin is only going after trans folks. They are ultimately going after the whole LGBTQ community. They start small, like getting rid of a hotline option, then go BIG.

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Harleys dental is tomorrow and ive had to confiscate her food for the night

It's gonna be a long night, chat

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we've done it folks

we've finally reached "trans men/mascs existing is transmisogyny"

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Why is this heat so hot 😩

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Sluts against Capitalism

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Bulbophyllum purpureorhachis

A tropical African orchid that bears it's tiny flowers on flat twisted inflorescence stalks

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Beam me up 🛸

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even putting aside theyfabs origins as a derogatory 4chan term, the modern popular usage has made it clear that it's used to mean "person with a vagina who disagrees with me" so congratulations youve reinvented "dumb bitch"

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Oh damn

Hopefully they finally shut down and the animals go to people who don't treat them like pets

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Oh damn

Hopefully they finally shut down and the animals go to people who don't treat them like pets

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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Not everyone knows this so im gonna tell you. Countries that speak the same spoken language will not necessarily use the same sign language.

For example, American Sign Language and French Sign Language are related and I’ve known ASL users who have said they could stumble through communication with people who use LSF.

British sign language is completely unrelated to ASL however. The two languages have almost nothing in common. BSL is related to Australian sign language but Auslan and BSL still aren’t the same language.

Mexico from what I gather has at least three completely unrelated sign languages, though LSM is the most widely used. Mainland China and Taiwan use completely different unrelated sign languages despite both countries using Mandarin. Portuguese sign language is influenced by Swedish sign language while Brazilian sign language is influenced by LSF. In most of Canada they use ASL but in Quebec they have their own unique sign language that’s still related to ASL and LSF. Nicaraguan sign language is a unique language naturally developed by children in a school for the deaf and is completely unrelated to the sign languages around it in other Spanish speaking countries.

I could go on and on and on. There’s hundreds of sign languages out there and they don’t follow the same geographic lines that spoken ones do. Keep that in mind.