#thinking abt dirtbag remus vs frat boy regulus

[vajazzly]

i was thinkin about dirtbag remus today and id like everyone to know that right now remus is munching on his nature valley bars in siriuss bed, waiting to surprise him after being away climbing for a couple of weeks, and when sirius gets home from work hes gonna be so pissed about the crumbs in his sheets hes gonna make remus lick em clean :)

and maybe tomorrow remus will drag sirius to the climbing gym and spend the whole time staring at siriuss ass (before he falls)

and then maybe theyll go out for quinoa bowls or something because remus needs his vitamins after living off cup noodles and nature valley for 2 weeks, and theyll fight in public because remus doesnt know how congress works but hes convinced he does

and then maybe remus gets him a dog as an apology and it 100% works