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immortal-cataclysm · 9 months
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daroach will see a silly little rodent guy and go "is anyone going to adopt him" and not wait for an awnser
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philza-updates · 2 years
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Phil was in Sneeg's chat!
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5 cropped screenshots of twitch chat messages by Philza. They read:
Philza: 8 minutes of buzz words and phrases KEKW
Philza: peepoTalk "sharking”
Philza: dudes on the ethereal plain and we are all just peons
Philza: CLEAN pooped in bed
Philza: pepePhone "yes sir, he said she pooped and showered”
Philza: muted KEKW
Philza: pepePhone "5 oclock this morning, yes sir, football”
Philza: omg I just realised why he has his shirt like that... look at the date chat monkaW 
Philza: KEKW
Philza: what
Philza: this dude lmao 
Philza: peepoTalk 
Philza: widepeepoHappy 
Philza: john YEP 
Philza: pepePhone "yes sir, he said he was a man then talked about our weekend" 
Philza: peepoTalk 
Philza: its nuts how he can say a whole bunch of nothing 
Philza: pepePhone "yes sir, we told him things take time... yes sir he's going to jail" 
Philza: Saved <-- his brain rn 
Philza: Saved "we got this, just keep talking"
Philza: but sneeg they hit delete 
Philza: KEKW 
Philza: LMAO 
Philza: the cop pulled the "listen to me...." he's fucking so done lmfao
Philza: LOL
Philza: pepeMeltdown
Philza: run and go to phoenix????????
Philza: KEKW
Philza: "as a man" peepoTalk
Philza: Clueless "who is John"
Philza: OK WHAT IS HE EVEN SAYING ANYMORE
Philza: AT 5AM
Philza: bro I had like 11
Philza: i was so gone dude
Philza: LOUD NOISES 
Philza: WHAT
Philza: IS HE TALKING IN THIRD PERSON 
Philza: LMFAO 
Philza: SUSSY 
Philza: FeelsStrongMan he don't even have johns number 
Philza: DID HE JUST SAY CANDICE 
Philza: "sorry babe, John wants to work out" WICKED 
Philza: I still cant get over how he fucking buried a phone and is passing that off as a typical Monday night OMEGALUL 
Philza: they vibrate like car engines 
Philza: small balls of pure short energy 
Philza: pepePhone "send all of them idc this is america"
Philza: PogO "what do you mean allow"
Philza: LMFAO
Philza: HE IS JUST WORD SHITTING 
Philza: TELL US ABOUT JOHN
Philza: I AM SO INVESTED IN JOHN 
Philza: WHAT IS HIS STORY
Philza: KEKW
Philza: turns out he was throwing a football in Johns backyard by himself KEKW
Philza: at 5am haha
Philza: DUDE IS STUNLOCKED 
Philza: ACTUALLY STUNLOCKED 
Philza (4 times): SNEEG 
Philza: PLEASE
Philza: PLAY THE DISCORD DISCONNECT SOUND EFFECT
Philza (4 times): check discord KEKW
Philza: awwwwww
Philza: lmao
he doesnt have it on his goxlr chat the dream is dead
Philza: JOHN monkaGIGAftRobertDowneyJr 
Philza: "This scene" dude is living in a movie
Philza: COCKA
Philza: COCKA GIGACHAD
Philza: LOL
Philza: that was amazing
Philza: SUSSY
Philza: hahahahha
Philza: LMAO
Philza: WHAT
Philza: I'm convinced he thinks he's in a movie acting right now 
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