#this bitch called him every name in the book internally xD

[sinnerzforsaintz]

@sinnerzforsaintz (Lucifer to Alastor) "So, I gotta be honest. I thought if something happened to your mic, you wouldn't be able to talk. Because of that radio reverb you got going. But even snapped in half, it made no difference....?"

"Of course not! That would be ridiculous. My mic is merely for show and I have full control over everything with or without it." He nearly called Lucifer an idiot but managed to keep himself from using those exact words at least. Whether he was being honest or not was a completely different story however.

@sinnerxroulette

[readbythestarlight]

c2e42

I just came in with Taliesin saying “Candyland for Goth kids” what are we talking about

“Everyone’s fuckin’ Avantica!”

Liam calling out Laura for shaming him xD

A: “People have learned not to tangle with me.”

F: *awkwardly coughing* “Yeah, oh, yeah, uh, who would want to fall in with that.”

I swear this tavern music makes me think of Skyrim every time. Is that what it’s from?

lol the gnome’s voice is amazing

Cad: “I could fill a book with what I don’t know” mood

“Bar fights are fun! It’s part of the reason we live here!” xD

Oh lord Jester

Gonna bar fight this gnome oh lord

CAN WE GO LIKE TEN MINUTES WITHOUT BAD DECISIONS

I love fun as much as the rest of you but come on guys

Jester’s gonna get her butt kicked by a gnome lol

J: “I’m gonna pat his head and cast ‘cure wounds’”

Everyone: “Awww!”

Caleb honey it’s a pirate cove do you really think there’s a bookstore??

Cad: “Somebody worth their salt, since worth your salt is a really nice phrase, I like that. Worth your salt.”

Guyssss I love Caduceus

He’s very caught up in how much salt is worth now it’s amazing I love him

“If things go correctly, I don’t think there will be any worry of drowning” why does everything she says sound sinister now. Everyone seems spooked every time she says something.

OOOO SOMEONE WITH BAD BLOOD WITH AVANTICA

The Diver’s Grave

I don’t like that

“Turtle Boy”?! Bitch you leave Orli alone

Oh lovely a haunted ocean graveyard

Yoooo sea shanty

Gaaaasp Matt is actually singing it

Uhm guys I need to hear him sing NOT in a funny accent??

I missed the whole song i was distracted by Matt’s singing

Okay I’ll listen this time

“Her hungry eye” DONT LIKE

“With the Missus”?

I bet Avantica dumped Allison for Ukutoa :P

Avantica at some point, probably: “Relationship with Allison: ended. We stan Ukutoa now"

A: “Wouldn’t want to cause a ruckus the same day you arrive, no? Who would do that?”

The M9: “pssshh what, a ruckus? What? Nahhh.”

Cad’s high passive perception is so nice

lol Beau fail

Sam and Marsha are CHILDREN pass it on

J: “I think we’re all kind of murderers sometimes.”

Caleb, internally panicking: “I don’t think aLL of us are murderers.”

“What’s the shadiest thing you’ve ever done” Oh Jester don’t ask

Aww Jester :(

J: “What if we can never go home?!”

C: “We’ll… we’ll get you home…”

Poor Jester’s having a rough time

“You said her name, when we were dancing.”

Ouch Jester maybe now isn’t the time…

“She was handsome” I’m having feelings

Hnnn Fjord you’re acting a bit shifty again just tell your friends honestly what’s going on without acting so strange with them

Cad: “What part of the body are amigos?”

Listen, I’m gonna always miss Molly, but Caduceus is the best thing that could have happened to this group.

Oh sure give these poor people the ship y’all STOLE brilliant idea :P

Oh boy they fucked up Vera heard

“Tiffany”

Guys don’t discuss it here right now even with code names it’s a bad idea

Tiffany and the Apricot Tree

Mmm I’m not sure that this plan seems like a good idea

“We’re calling him ‘Honda’” I snorted

“Bitch I work here”

“THE TWO CLERICS ARE NOT GOING ON THIS MISSION” finally an intelligent decision

“A peeping tom cat”

This is going to go wrong somehow. I’m not sure exactly how. There are too many possibilities. But it will go bad.

Oh lord.

If Fjord gonna accidentally interrupt Avantica and Allison?

lol wrong room

Damn I really hoped he’d accidentally walk in on something

Fuck is Fjord having to sleep with her again

Mmm a book. You should absolutely not take it.

Fuuuuuuuck

she’s gonna know

GET THE FUCK OUT

This is literally such a disaster they are making the WORST decisions

And now they’ve broken the rules of the cove too

JESTER YOU HAVE MENDING JUST FIX THINGS?

crawling under the bed

oh godddd

IM DYING

I swear Nott and Jester get so fucking lucky

Aaaaand now Nott’s gonna end up drunk

Oh lord and now she’s confused

SO

FUCKING

LUCKY

oh no

“He uh, he got stabbed…”

“I was so hoping you were gonna attack her” lol Matt

Oh sure just keep making holes until you end up under water

STOP WASTING THE PAINT

Can she not mend the hole??

Beau don’t accuse Caleb of trying to rob you honey that’s terrible

Beau honey

don’t

Cad: “Waldoc got stabbed? But Waldoc’s so nice! Who would stab Waldoc?”

Caduceus is a good boy

“I’m gonna be Keg”

“I’m gonna be Molly” JesTER NO

omg

they

caused a dude to jump off the crows nest

This is just… a disaster

Beau gives so much sass

“There’s been no word but I assume there’s just pandemonium all over” Caduceus knows

OH NOW SHE REMEMBERS MENDING

N: “Are you saying to me that WE made a MISTAKE?”

And Taliesin loses it

Cad’s right, they should go to “check” on things.

Caduceus with all the killer perception rolls helllll yeah

Caduceus just healing everyone like the sweet boy he is

“I love this character so much” SAME

like y’all as much as I loved and will always love Molly… Caduceus means so much to me

F: “We should frame Vera. She hates me, she wants my job.”

N: “Well didn’t you steal her job…?

Oh shiiiiiiiiiit it’s her dream journal

Do you think Mandarin somehow marked Fjord without Fjord knowing?? Was he prepping Fjord?

Ohhh or maybe not, since apparently he had a change of heart

WOAH BITCH SHE WHAT

AVANTICA IS TOTALLY GONNA TRY TO SACRIFICE FJORD TO UKATOA

“perhaps this one will be more useful than Vandrin” fuuuuuuuuuuck dont like dont like

WHAT OMG THAT NAT20

CALEB YEAAAAHHHHHHH

he got the exact DC

amazing

“you motherfucker” I love how they keep just obliterating Matt’s stuff and he’s just so done

Oooo a no poison necklace

They should really think about this over a nice long two break

I feel like this plan is not great…

But I feel like that about most of their plans

ohhh no

Taliesin is like “we had a plan but sure go ahead and change things it’s fine”

Oh please make that check

please

oh no

15

that can’t be good enough

they’re dead

they’re dead she knows they’re dead she know they’re dead she knows

THEY CANT LIE TO HER HER PERCEPTION IS TOO HIGH

“Whoever did this doesn’t understand the rules of the city very well”

SHE

KNOWS

oh god

oh god Vera can track

CALEB WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WE HAVE TO WAIT TWO WEEKS

IM

GONNA

DIE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im literally silently screaming in my house at 1am

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