#this is almost as divisive as the bedtime treat regimen

[fjordfolk]

Mother and I have a few major disagreements when it comes to how we keep dogs, one of the main current ones being this:

When giving the dogs eggs (which we do because we have chickens and therefore many eggs) I split an egg in two and toss one half into each of their food bowls. I think eggshell cronch is a beautiful sound.

My mother insists on carefully peeling the egg and then gently crushes it with a fork, stirring it into the dogs' dinner. She thinks eggshell cronch is a terrible sound that should never be made in her house.

We are at a stalemate in this argument.