#this is based on alastor being stated to have been a 'momma's boy'

[oceanamethyst]

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

IMAGINE IF AT THE END OF SEASON 2, WE GET LIKE A SCENE, LIKE, UH

OKAY IMAGINE THIS (also, excuse my horrible writing skills. please):

Sir Pentious was strolling around Heaven, only to spot a woman of a slightly small stature, adorned with black, curly hair, sitting on a bench close to the Heavenly Gates.

“Hello, my dear!” Sir Pentious smiled. “May I sssit here?”

“Oh my! Such good manners you have!” She smiled at the kind snake. “Of course you may sit here, kind sir!”

Sir Pentious grinned. “Why thank you, my dear! For the compliment, and the approval!” Sir Pentious sat down next to the woman.

A few moments of silence passed.

“May I asssk what you are doing here?” Sir Pentious asked.

The woman gently smiled, “Every now and then, the gates will open, revealing a newly dead person, seeing their wonderful, eternal home for the first time.” She put her hands together and beamed. “I love seeing their awestruck faces.” 

Her face turned into a bit of a solemn expression. “And I’m waiting for someone important to me. I don’t know how long I’ve been waiting… But I know he will come soon.” She said, her eyes starting to water. 

“Oh, don’t cry, my dear!” Sir Pentious frowned and wiped the woman’s tears away. 

“I’m fine, my kind sir.” The woman smiled, tears continuing to run down her face. She turned to Sir Pentious with an empathetic expression. “Remember to smile, my friend!” She said, her fingers pointing to the edges of her upturned lips. “You’re never fully dressed without one!”

Sir Pentious chuckled at what the woman did.

“That’s the spirit, my friend!”

The two laughed together for a few seconds, only for the silence to fall upon them again.

Sir Pentious turned to face the woman with a curious expression. “I’m sssorry to asssk… but… who are you waiting for, my dear?”

The woman wiped her tears again, “Oh, I’m waiting for my wonderful son…”

“Alastor.”

I WOULD FREAKING SCREAM.

Also please oh please don’t judge my writing skills I hate it but I conveyed my message okay-ish methinks AUGHHHHHHHH.

[jyoongim]

~BLOOD & BLISS~

Human!Alastor x wife!Reader

Themes: 1930 based! Human!Alastor x wife!Reader, domestic life!fluff, smut, slow burn plot, devotion, slight manipulation, mention of children, pregnancy,  blood, murder, secrets 

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Chapter three chapter five

Chapter Four

“Oh darling look at you! And here I thought you wouldn’t give me grandchildren” your mother laughed as she hugged you.

Your mother had invited you and Alastor over since you had sent her a letter about some exciting news you wanted to share.

You didn’t know whether to take her comment as a compliment or insult.

”Why ain’t your husband with you? I know that man ain’t have you travel here all alone in your condition” she frowned displeased.

”Momma you know how busy Al is. He’s been trying to catch up on work so he can take time off for the baby” you pouted.

She sucked her teeth, before a smile dawned her face

”well that means we can go shopping! Have you decorated the nursery? Do you have a nursery? Oooh honey why don’t you come home when you have the baby? A newborn is a lot of work” she was ranting and you sighed, rubbing your heavy stomach.

”Momma im perfectly capable of taking care of my baby.  I’ve read all the books” your mother gave you a funny look

”books? Oh girl those books ain’t gonna help you. You need experience. Youre a first time mom, you have no instincts in raising a youngin ”

You pouted. You felt like a teenager being chastised.

You knew your mother meant well, but sometimes you had to stop her ‘good intentions’.

”Ill be fine. Alastor’s gonna be there and Im sure we can figure it out. Aint that what parenthood all about?”

She hummed “If you say, now lets head to town. I want my grandbaby to have the best!”

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You fanned yourself as you finally sat down. The summer heat was not kind to you as your mother had dragged you to every shop in town.

The two of you had finished up shopping and were now at a little restaurant. You smiled in thanks as the waiter sat a glass of cold water in front of you.

Your mother cooed as she looked over several items she had bought.

You think she was more excited than you and you were the pregnant one.

”Momma I think you overdid it. There’s no way the baby is gonna wear or use any of that” you mused, sipping the water.

She waved you off.

”so…how has Alastor handled the news?” She asked.

You blinked “he’s very excited. He says he don’t care about the gender, but he’s taken to thinking it’ll be a girl” you giggled.

”haha a girl? Oh no you’re definitely having a boy darling” she laughed.

You titled your head in confusion.

Your mother smirked “Your belly is big and low and you’re not even halfway through your term, that means you’re having a boy. ”

She continued “Most men want a boy on the first go. A scrappy boy is the jewel of every man’s pride”

You rubbed your stomach, smiling “Well it don’t matter im sure hell adore the baby no matter what”

She hummed and picked up the newspaper that was on the table.

The headline read ‘fifth body found in canal’

”Such a shame the authorities can’t find killer. Those poor souls. This is the fifth body that’s been found and practically in your backyard. You really need to careful dear” she said grimacing.

You weren’t too worried. All the victims were random, but they weren’t pregnant women. “I don’t think the killer is slaying harmless pregnant women momma”

She shrugged “Can never be too sure dear”

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Alastor whistled as he cleaned the kitchen. Bright red water filled the sink as he wronged the sponge. You would have a fit if you saw the state of your kitchen and Alastor couldn’t have an upset wife.

You had went to visit your mother, thinking it was time to tell the woman that the two of you were expecting. You had wanted him to come along, but he thought it would be better if the two of you spent some time together.

So he took the time to go hunting. It had been a while since he had a good hunt and he had a taste for deer meat.

Once the kitchen was spotless, he discarded what he didn’t need into a bag. He headed down to the cellar with the rest of the trash.

He tied the bag and reached for the other one.

Hauling it back to the kitchen, he turned on the radio to listen to some tunes as he prepared to cook. You should have been coming home in a few hours and he was sure you would be hungry. It was rather hot today, so instead of slaving too much over the stove he opted for a simple stew.

He pulled the meat out of the bag and began to cut it.

He pulled a pot from the cabinet and filled it with  onions, carrots, and a little water were added into the pot as he cleaned the meat.

As the pot boiled, he plopped the meat in a pan to cook it down.

The kitchen filled with the smell of herbs and meat as he worked.

He added some seasoning to the meat and transferred the chopped meat to the pot.

He turned the heat low and let it simmer.

He nodded in satisfaction and took a look at himself. Disgusting

He was covered in blood. He sighed and went upstairs.

Light red swirled down the drain. Alastor rolled his neck, a soft pop was heard and he sighed in relief.

Once finished in the shower, he gathered the dirty clothes and headed out back in the yard.

He waved to the passing neighbors as thee fire crackled, a pleasant smile on his face.

Once the fire died down, he headed back inside to check on the stew.

He stirred it and turned it off.

He fixed a cold sweet tea and took a seat at the dining table.

His mind wandered to you. He wondered how you were fairing in this heat. He was sure you were ready to come home and relax. Your mother was a handful.

Your pregnancy was coming along nicely.

You had rounded out and now you sported a big belly. His cock twitched in his pants. He couldn’t believe how insatiable  he had become since you had become pregnant. He couldn’t keep his hands off of you.

You had transformed beautifully. You always seemed to be glowing, though you swore it was sweat. You had become incredibly sensitive, your mood swings putting you both through the ringer.

You had voiced your concern about your image as you had filled out nicely, gaining weight from the baby you now carried. You couldn’t fit any of your usual form fitting outfits, opting for loose dresses.

Alastor reassured you that you looked beautiful no matter what. He enjoyed a little meat being on your bones. 

You were softer and he loved every minute of it.

His eyes traveled to the pot, he wondered if you had ate. He really wanted to see how you would react to the meal he prepared. While you love his cooking, the baby was picking, which resulted in you being sick a lot.

The buzz from the hunt still rippled through him as his lips curled in a smile.

yeeesss how would his little wife enjoy the meal he prepared for her?

He made a mental note to take out the trash later but for now, he waited for you to return home as he opened a book about parenting. 

He should ask you what color you wanted the nursery….

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Your mouth watered as you came through the door “What did you cook Al it smells really good”

Your husband chuckled as he closed the book and walked over to you. You were trying to beeline it to the kitchen, but your husband wrapped his arms around you and pressed his lips to yours. He grinned as your stomach created a space between the two of you, running an affectionate hand over the bump “Well hello to you too my dear. How was your mother? I see the two of you went shopping” His eyes took in the amount of bags you brought back.

You huffed “Yea Ma would have bought out the entire store if I let her, i tell you I think she’s more happy about a grandbaby than when we got married”

Alastor coaxed you to the couch, smiling as you sighed as he massaged your aching back. He pressed soft kisses to your exposed shoulders “I didn’t know if you had ate already, so I made a stew. Let’s hope the baby like it. I read that warm foods were better than the ice cream you’ve been sneakng” he snickered as you pouted.

”Just relax a bit and Ill make you a bowl”

You smiled at him “I want crackers too!” You called after him.

Alastor returned with a steaming bowl of stew. It smells so good and your stomach growled in hunger. “I tried a different meat but I hope you like it my dear”

You thanked him and rolled your eyes as he picked up the spoon and held it to your mouth. You blew on it softly before chomping on the spoon.

Your tongue tingled as you savored the flavor. 

The meat was softer than you were use to, maybe pork or a different beef?

Whatever it was it was good!

”Mmmhmm this is so good. The texture of the meat is a bit off but its really good Al” you complimented.

He beamed at you, pearly whites glistening at you. “Im happy you like it and you didn’t throw it up im proud baby”

You quickly finished the meal and showed him everything your mother bought for the new arrival.

Alastor smiled in content as you happily showed him the baby wares; clothing, toys,and other gadgets. Seeing you so excited filled him with an unexplainable feeling. His hand caressed your belly as you ranted.

”Did you know that there’s a killer on the loose?” Your sudden question brought his attention back. Your face was filled with worry.

Alastor tensed, but relaxed “We had gotten a few reports down at the studio but no real leads. Why do you ask dear?”

You placed your hand over his that was on your bulging belly. “I-Im just concerned. I mean we do have a child on the way and i dont really feel safe walking the streets in this vulnerable condition. My mother suggested we move into the summer house.” You looked down, Alastor kissed your forehead “Im sure well be fine. Besides it seems the killer has a little mortals. No woman has been harmed. So dont fret my dear” he assured you. 

You sighed, he was right.  There was no need to worry.

“I would never let a soul hurt you” he whispered against your forehead.

You hummed and started giggling as he nipped at your ear “Al!!!”

You tried to wiggled away, but your husband softly pushed you back on the couch, being mindful of your belly.

”Now why dont I show you that I am more than capable hmm?” He grinned down at you.

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[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99 ....... I'm sorry

Okay this one's q bit different. No lyrics in the story, but the song it's based on will be here.

Hamilton AU

Alastor x OC fic

Warnings: m@sturb@tion, cheating on my OC aponi, alastor being a naive dummy, Rosie being an out of character slut, s3x

Alastor sighed.

The paperwork he had to get done was not his worst issue.

Why did October have to come so soon? He hated the idea of doing things without his girlfriend, but she was staying all the way across hell with a friend and he had no choice but to help himself out.

He shut the door, closed the drapes, and turned off every camera and microphone he could find.

All but one, hidden in the corner of the room that he had forgotten about.

Alastor sighed again before sitting at his desk and unzipping his pants.

His hand got to work and he sighed, a small amount of relief going through him as he helped himself out.

Then the door opened.

"Hey al, brought you some-" Rosie cut herself off at the scene before her.

Alastor, his hand down his pants.

She blushed, alastor looked at her and gulped before straightening himself up.

"Ah-um... may I help you, dear friend?" He asked.

"Uh.... no I just brought you some food. Aponi called, she wanted to know if you-"

Alastor tugged at the collar of his shirt, sweat dripping down his head as he tuned Rosie out, just looking at her body.

Good God was it hot in here.

"Ya know Al," Rosie began as she got dangerously closer to him. "If you wanted me so bad, you could've just asked," she smirked before kissing him.

He unintentionally fell into the kiss as his hard on got worse.

Damn October.

......

Hours later Alastor stood up and got his clothes on in a panic.

He just cheated on the mother of his adopted child.

And yet.....

.........

Rosie stood up, putting her dress back on.

"Too bad we can't continue this. You're a great fuck you know," she stated as she put her hair up.

The month had come to an end and qaponi would be back tomorrow.

"Right...." Alastor muttered.

"Oh don't feel so guilty, deer boy. At least you got a taste of what a real woman fucks like," Rosie stated before kissing Alastor's neck and wlaking out of the radio tower.

Alastor sat there.

He covered his mouth.

He had betrayed the love of his life.....

.......

The next day arrived and alastor stood outside the hotel, waiting for the car.

As it drive up, alastor could feel his stomach drop.

"Hi honey!" Aponi called out as she got out of the vehicle.

Judith ran straight to alastor.

"Dad! Daddy, momma got us prizes!" Judith exclaimed as qlastor picked her up.

"Oh? Wonderful," Alastor replied, unenthusiastically.

"Who spit in YOUR coffee?" Angel asked as he got out of the car.

"Yeah. Don't get too excited," Mallory finished as she wlake dinto the hotel.

Aponi rolled her eyes. "You need uh... any help with anything that's been building up this month?" Aponi asked.

"No... i.... I have a meeting, I'm afraid," Alastor stated before walking away.

Aponi looked on in confusion before sighing sadly and wlaking into the hotel.

.......

Alastor walked into Valentino's dressing room.

"You called for me?" Alastor stated as he stood there.

"Yes. I didn't take you for a cheater," Valentino stated with a smirk from his couch.

"What?" Alastor asked.

Valentino opened his phone and showed the video to alastor. "Someone forgot to turn off a camera," he stated.

"What do you want?" Alastor asked.

"Money, mostly," Valentino replied.