#this is bouta be soooo good

[poptartmochi]

UNCONDITIONAL I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU'LL EVER WANT UNCONDITIONAL I'LL TEAR ANOTHER PIECE OUT OF MY HEART!!!

[notahorseindisguise]

Whenever you post a picture of yourself it gives me a little giggle because you have 1 pose that you do every time and I love it.

Also: EVERY time I see a weevil on my timeline I think of you. Most of the time it’s you posting them anyway.

Also also: Bogs remind me of you too. You have like Boy Will Be Bugs vibes.

Xo

theres few good ways to take photos i have found one that works for me and i will stick with it 😌😌😌

you are soooo welcome anon. bouta post some bug pics for ya

[todayisafridaynight]

On the same note as teeth I also hate how they don’t give ppl unique torsos anymore like daigo’s torso is literally just kiryus and it looks so WEIRD when you see them shirtless together

Give my man the slight pudge he deserves honestly

tbh i was bouta call nonsense since rgg's bodies are divided in body types (like saejima and ryuji both having 'body type 3' models in files iirc) and Model Wise dont really differentiate cause of that HOWEVER i will say that in y3 kiryu had a bit of stubble (or at least SOME kind of texture) on his chest while mine's smooth as a baby..... rgg give me back the minute-yet-very-much-appreciated details it was soooo good for my soul.....

[ameliora-j]

YOU BOUTA MAKE ME AKDJCHDHDVSDHDJ SHUT. UP.

okay but like even better if he pulls you into interrogation 1 just randomly in the middle of the night (bc he's always there after hours) and sleepily whimpers while fucking at first but bc ur so warm and wet he wakes up and starts pounding real fast and making u cum so hard </3

i need so, so, soooo much therapy 😊

babe ,, this is the therapy. have a seat n tell me what’s going on ✍🏽✍🏽✍🏽

wnsmsmdnf no it’s been a long case n he hasn’t slept in so long and it’s silence as he grabs your wrist and pulls you into the room. makes sure to turn off the camera and closes the blinds, pressing you up against the wall as he slowly ruts into you from behind. your moans are soft and his head is buried in your neck letting our soft whimpers n whines. until he feels that high. feels you clenching around him, your pussy begging to cum and—ever the gentleman—you have to cum before he does. it’s carisi law, okay? he knows what you need so he’s gripping your hips and pressing you further into an arch as he pounds your desperate pussy. mocking you, beckoning you to let go for him. he “know(s) baby, feels so good doesn’t it? don’t you wanna cum for me?”

and the soft whine of “yeah, detective” as your hips stutter and he watches your pussy soak his cock sends him over the edge—and he cums A LOT when he’s sleepy n needy okay? A LOT

[milimima]

3 days off made me soooo lazy wanna kick it up dis week G. Bouta hit dis blunt and knock out. Everything good. Ready.

[floret-cadaver]

UNLOVED

*thud* *shuffle*

"hello...?" a child's voice rang through the empty room.

"...."

"who are you...?" the child asked as he can make out a black silhouette in the doorframe

"......"

"please answer me..." the young child pleaded to the unknown thing

".... y-...yes...?" the thing rasped, finally talking to a person after a long while, it didn't know what to say.

"how are you doing?" the child chimed the moment he heard a response

"... eh?..."

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"HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!!??" Yelled little Charlie's mom at his guilty daddy

"ITS BECAUSE OF HOW PATHETIC AND UGLY YOU ARE MICHELLE!!" his father yelled back in defense with hurting words

these fights continued on for weeks, days and months.. the happy little family was no more. it was as if Charlie was walking on clouds, there was nothing left.. nothing at all. he didn't know how to feel about this. His daddy was never home and if he was, he would always be angry. and his mommy was always gloomy and sad, avoiding his father at all times.

time passed and things kept getting toxic, his father brought his mistress home while his mother chugged down bottles of wine/champagne down her throat. things turned black and white, he felt like he was a ghost. his parents ignoring him, his classmates and teacher ignored him. he did rather believe he was a ghost than this harsh reality.

(2 years later)

he stood cold near the casket, holding an umbrella to shield him from the sky's blood cries. he stared at the casket with his wide eyes.. tears seeping through as he realized what he had just lost.. his mother.. he hadn't just lost her.. he had lost her a long while ago, its her body being finally put to rest.. while his dad was on a date.. he stared at the casket one last time as his uncle guided him towards his car backseat..

its turned more grey...

(3 months later)

his father had already married his mistress when he found the opportunity. that woman had already turned his life hell ever since she came to his home. she did kick him out of the house for days and nights, make him do the dishes, clean the whole house, getting him out of school because a spoilt br4t like him doesn't deserve this.

his father danced along to her wishes and whines, harming his son along the way. he got so blind in that love.. that he stopped realizing, he had started fueling a monster... he started fueling someone's rage. he was ooh soo naïve to realize... his good days were bouta end, eh? karma's a b1tch, a big f4t b1tch-

(1 month later)

"that's a good news!!"

"oooooooooooooooh, they are having a baby!!"

"i am soooo sooooo happy for ya!!"

all this words were showered on his stepmother as she sat on the couch happily with her bump and smiled widely. everybody gave him ugly stares and some even bullied him for... existing..

his step-mom looked at him with a smirk as she flaunted her bump and wrapped her hands around his father's arm. he couldn't bare to see this. he was banned from entering the house and was forced to sit outside the window.

he was kicked outside for the night just for a 'special' gift for his step-mom. she was soo delighted seeing him outside and weeping his eyes out. his father had no words to say as he looked coldly towards him. tonight has been the worst for the poor kid. he was over the edge and was soon to break into pieces. his heart was already broken, now all that was left was it to be run over by his dad's truck. unbeknownst to him, to everybody.. a monster was released.. he took control over the little kid, devouring his identity and forced him to commit his long awaited crimes he didn't wish to commit.

Charlie pushed open the back door knowing his dad would leave it open after throwing away the trash. he walked over to the kitchen counter and pulled the draw open, staring with his glazed eyes at the knife collection. insanity blinding him and now all he had seen was red. he couldn't bare with the dark colors surrounding him.. he needed something vibrant.. something... smooth~

it wasn't long till he was standing right outside the master bedroom. surprisingly, the door was left open ajar, he took the chance and walked inside to see his 'parents' asleep... how careless people..

He dragged the blade across both their throats, slashing them open and continued stabbing their lifeless bodies. The life redacted out of their bodies, no oxygen being circulated through their lungs, with blood splurting out of their throats like a fountain. He stopped heaving as he looked at the small blood fountain, calming him.

He walked towards the kitchen, dropping the knife into the sink as if it's a dirty utensil. Of course it was dirty.. but not the usual dirty..

He started washing hands with his soapy soap just like how his mother taught him. He rinsed the soap off and walked off towards his room whilst wiping his hands on his trousers. He became too empty to realize anything that happened. He headed towards his bed. Silently following his daily schedule when he had his mother still 'alive'.

He slipped deep into his dark sleep whilst humming himself to sleep just like how his mother did.

[2 weeks later]

It was late at night as the corpses started rotting and the house smelled way worse than a garbage shoot, tempting the neighbours to give a call to 911. Little Charlie had already came back to his senses and couldn't make sense of what happened. He remembers everything he did clearly, but couldn't come to terms with it. His lovely father... who bought him clothes and let him stay in his house. His heavenly step mother who would atleast acknowledge his existence..

He whimpered whilst he cowered under his bedsheets, still covered in the rotting blood from 2 weeks ago. So lost in thoughts that he failed to realize the light knocks on the window pane.

K N O C K K N O C K

The two loud knocks snapped him out of his little trance as he slowly lifted his head up to look at the glass pane.

Outside was a hue of blue and black as the outside couldn't be seen clearly. The knocks continued though. The child not moving from his place as he still had tons of things to mourn on. The hue of blue slowly slowly shifts out of place and dissappears.

*thud**shuffle*

The door to Charlie's room creaked open as the child glanced towards the door and spoke in an ever so quiet voice.

"Hello...?" The child's voice rang through the empty room.

"......" the answer was nothing, the creature didn't move from the doorframe, It's grip on the door handle still as tight as ever. It looked as if it were too nervous about something... that's what the child thought.

The creature was covered in black clothing head to toe, with a blue mask to the face. He was hunched as he seemed to be taller than the kids room. He had some black liquid running down the sockets of the mask. This all not scaring the child, instead, intriguing his interest in him further. It had been a while since he had some humanly interaction.

"who are you...?" the child asked as he can make out a black silhouette in the doorframe

"............." the thing yet again unfazed by his question stood their silently while still gripping tight on the door handle. This kept confusing the little child, is the monster afraid of him? He is standing there as if he were late to a class?.

"please answer me..." the young child pleaded to the unknown thing

".... y-...yes...?" the thing rasped, finally talking to a person after a long while, it didn't know what to say.

The child was filled with glee when he heard the answer, the thing had finally answered his question! Yaaaay!

"how are you doing?" the child chimed the moment he heard a response. He was taught this way of conversation. To immediately ask for someone's wellbeing after being returned with an hello, though he didn't say that.

"....eh?..." the thing let out a low chuckle at the little boy's innocence. Now, this little guy, wishes to keep a conversation with.. him?

"I suppose I am doing quiet well... kid" He replied in his husk voice.

"That's great!" The child chimed loudly.

Now now, what blood won't keep a cannibal away? Not gonna lie though, Jack had a nice feast for the past few weeks.

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Eh... hello everyone, pleased to meet you. I hope you like this little fic about ej, Enjoy...

@floret-cadaver

[whydowelove]

Hello there! (part 2 lmao) I hope you’re having a good day/night <//3 Can I ask for a ship with Enhypen and Treasure? ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

I’m a 5’4, 05 liner, INTJ-T Filipina! People always tell me that their first impression of me was a person who is very mean looking and cold or unapproachable. (bitch face yes) Even my mom has told me that I should start smiling more, because I look like I’d end up biting anyone who comes close (•̀ᴗ•́)و Although I am a very quiet and shy person, once you get to know me, I’m very caring and selfless. I am usually blunt and most of the time end up hurting others feelings. I’m very secretive and rarely share my problems with others. I enjoy listening to music, reading books and dancing! I’m more on the serious side but I kind of tease and play around a lot with my closest friends. I’m not the biggest fan of skinship, but if a friend needs a hug, I’m willing to give it. My fashion style is literally just a comfy or baggy shirt, jeans and sneakers (• ◡•) I speak Cebuano, Tagalog, English and I’m learning Korean. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ My ideal type would be someone who would treat me well, someone who is mature but playful at the same time? Someone who I can trust and depend on and hopefully they have a great sense of humor. ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ Thank you so much for your hard work and I’m looking forward to your writing in the future! ♡´･ᴗ･`♡

Helllloooo, hope you have a good rest of your day or night as well !! And yes hope this was ok ! :)

Also since the age gap is illegal rn I tried to keep them short :/

In Enhypen I ship you with Sunghoon !!?

Sooo it was either Sunghoon on Jay and I decided to go with our Ice Prince !!

I think since Sunghoon is pretty quiet and serious you guys might get align pretty well ?

Idk I feel like since u guys understand each other you’d be able to open up more and quicker

I think when y’all open up it would be the cutest and most wholesome relationship ever !!

You both come off as kind of insensitive and rude but that’s not the case at all

You guys are actually angels and you guys care for each other sm 😩

Yak he bouta take you on so many ice skating dates and will even teach you if you don’t know how !!!

He’ll show you tricks and teach you

You warm his heart and never fail to put a smile on his face

Will ask you to teach him your native language and maybe even English !

He’s really cute when you reach him new things

He makes this face 😮 and nods his head

Y’all make a playlist together and dance to it 😂

He finds u really cute and charming

Loves it when u open up and talk to him, he loves the feeling of being trusted

Y’all use your words more than use actions tbh

Deff talk things out and are more mature about ur relationship

When your sad he will console you and then start making jokes and doing weird dances ? 😭

Will let you wear his shirts all the time, and he purposely leaves them at ur house that you wear them 👀

He just finds you 10x more attractive in his clothing

He teases you a lot to hide his own shyness from you, you make his blush so much pls ✋

Sooo y’all basically pretty close but not too affection and like to use words instead lol

In Treasure I ship you with Mashiho !!

Ok soooo hear me out

Out of my options I def thing Mashiho would be a good choice- personality wise but it’s very illegal which is why I’m keeping this short

This was hard bc ur a minor but you guys would be best fitted for each other 😭

He’s very mature and understanding yet really funny

Mashiho would take such good care of you !!! He would cook for you and even clean up after you

He’s also really funny and he would be great at cheering you up

Whenever your sad he’d crack a joke and have you rolling on the floor

Which would scare him bc he didn’t mean to do that 😭

He’s so pure souled pls 😭

He thinks ur adorable and seriously takes such good care of you

Would also let you borrow his shirts and wear them out, even his necklaces and hats !!

Lowkey wants to teach you Japanese if u down

Rarely have arguments and y’all usually laughing when you’re together or having a genuine, mature conversation

When you’re reading he will keep bothering you and asking for your attention

“I’m about to faint”

Iykyk 😏

Note : I had this in my drafts this whole time- I THOUGHT I POSTED IT IM SO SORRY 😭

(photo cr to rightful owners)

[lailarain]

Warning: Spoilers for Danganronpa: The End of Hope's Peak High School:Despair Arc

(I'm watching for the first time)

We're back at it again, guys!

Also, yes, I've realized that I porbably should've watched Danganronpa 2.5 first, but I'll do that after Despair Arc

Episode 1:

Oh it's ponytail teacher lady🙂

NEW INTRO YEAH BABY

POTHEAD GUY I MISSED YOUUUU

FUYUHIKO, SONIA, MAHIRU, AND HIYOKO THE NOSTALGIAAAAAA

I'm only a few minutes in and I'm already dying of laughter from the dialogue😭

MIKAN I MISSED YOU

This ponytail teacher lady, istg😂😂😂😂😂

THE TEACHER HAS A BLADE WHY DOES THE TEACHER HAVE A BLADE

Okay where is Nagito he's the only reason I'm watching this🙄

"oH goD jUrAsSiC pArK"

IS THAT WHO I THINK IT IS?

NEKOMARUUUU

Isn't that that one pervy chef?

Teruteru, that's pretty gay😀

AKANE HELLOOOOO

Soda the simp has arrived

GUNDHAM YES I MISS YOU SO MUCH😭😭😭😭

IBUKI MY GIRL

PEKO WHY'D YOU HAVE TO DIE I MISSED YOUUUU

NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO NAGITO YES

NAGITO'S LAUGH🥺🥺🥺

I fear this teacher😀

Wait....Mitirai...and the Ultimate Imposter......what the fuck is going on

HAJIME IS THAT YOU, MY BELOVED NON-SHAPE-KNOWING BOI

Awwwww he's hurt by what people say🥺

CHIAKI I MISSED YOU

Hajime, you DO have a talent. You're the Ultimate Nagito Magnet

Man, I'm probably not gonna get to see Hajime on screen a lot in this anime😔

Hey blonde bitch how ya doin

Okay we've officially seen the gang! Time for episode 2!

Episode 2:

"They're all good eggs" tell that to killing game nagito lol

Why the fuck are those two always fighting😭

"I'll have you know that we are training in real life combat conditions" "Oh in that case, knock yourself out"

This is why you don't take random glowing bottles from pervert chefs, kids.

NAGITOS JUST SITTING THERE SMILING LMAOOOOOOOO

Hajime looks so uncomfortable that a teacher is trying to have a casual conversation with him😂

Oh are they talking about the Kamakura project?

Gundam playing video games makes me so happy and idk why maybe because I love how dramatic he is lol

You ever like someone so much that when they do something as simple as speak you start freaking out at how awesome they are? Yea that's how I feel about Nagito.

ARE THEY PLAYING MARIO KART?!?!?!

why is the school rumbling GUNDHAM WHAT DID YOU DO

Nagito crying over the food lmaooooo

What did Akane sayyyy😀

NO ONE TOLD ME THIS WAS A HENTAI

WHAT THE FAWK IS GOING ON

Props to Fuyuhiko for being a man and stopping Kazuichi

Istg whatever they pay these voice actors clearly isn't enough

MIKAN WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY NO ONEE TOLD ME YOU WERE A LESBIAN

I don't even know what to say about Nagito😳

CHIAKI JUST FUCKIN PUNCHED HIM

"I regret nothing"

Nagito's so wholesomely making everyone uncomfortable🥺

Chiaki and Hajime's relationship is soooo wholesome🥰

Episode 3:

Hajime has literally solved the murders of his friends 5 times, and he calls himself average🤨

Why are all the other Reserve Course students blue?

Wait isn't that blondie Fuyuhiko's sister?

Hajime being in the middle of these random girls fighting be like 👁👄👁

Okay I'm kinda scared to ship the green hair girl and Mahiru because they might be siblings

Hard to believe that this girl is my baby boi's sister. At least Fuyuhiko has the dignity to not randomly bully a girl for no reason

Okay I hope the FBI doesn't come to my door if these two are siblings but MAHIRU I SAW YOU BLUSH GIRL I SHIP IT

Thank god fuyuhiko understands that his sister is crazy

Hajime and Chiaki gaming together is so cute🥰

I hope Chiaki didn't just accidentally convince Hajime to do the Kamakura Project😀

The blonde just called her lovesick for Mahiru...I think we got non-related lesbians on our hands

Wait.....THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN TWILIGHT SYNDROME MURDER CASE WHAT THE FUCK

Okay I'm kinda starting to feel bad for the blondie

GREEN HAIRED GIRL KILLED HER HOLY FUCK THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

Wait...if the green-haired girl didn't kill her...then who did?

Woah....why is the green-haired girl acting like that🤨

WAIT GREEN HAIR GIRL IS DEAD WHAT

Is this really how people normally treat Reserve Course Students? The discrimination is so unfair.

HOW DARE THIS BASTARD TOUCH MY PRECIOUS HAJIME😤

Oh so they're on a mission

Omfg Hajime don't you DARE think you're nothing and agree to be a lab rat I swear

FUCK NO HE AGREED

I am so close to crying rn😀

How's Chiaki gonna react to this😔

Episode 4:

Chiaki is sad aww🥺

Okay Nagito looking serious is NEVER a good sign

SHIT NAGITO FROWNED THAT'S NOT GOOD

Komaeda is so polite😌

Nagito.....what is Plan B😀

WHITE-HAIRED GIRL HOW YOU DOIN😁

Oh its other blonde boy and peach-haired bitch

WELL CLEARLY NAGITO'S LUCK AIN'T SHIT

HOLY SHIT NO😭

WAIT NAGITO SET UP FUCKIN BOMBS?!?! Man, I love my chaotic boi🥰

THEY SWITCHED BAGS TOO?!?!?

This is gonna be a huge shit show, isn't it?

POOR WHITE-HAIR GIRL SHE'S COMPLETELY INNOCENT😭😭😭

What the fawk😀

HOW IS HE SO CALM, JUST LIKE "I don't think that was a laxative😕"

NAGITO'S JUST TALKING BOUT HOW UNLUCKY HE IS WHILE ALL THIS SHIT IS GOING DOWN LMAOOO

WAIT SHE JUST SLAPPED HIM

YES TEACHER LADY YOU TELL HIM HOW FUCKIN AWESOME HE IS

Yay Komaeda won't get expelled😊

WAIT NO DON'T TRANSFER HER I LOVE HER NOOOOO

Uh yeah he did it all for yall 'cause he's fuckin nagito komaeda🤨

WAIT SHE'S GONNA COME BACK?!?!?! HOLY SHIT YES

Episode 5:

Poor Mitirai🥺

yeah, see? This is why I relate to Mitirai. ANIMATION IS FUCKIN MAGICAL.

Thank GOD. I thought we were gonna have to watch the teacher lady suffer😅

Okay I know this is pretty off topic, but where the fuck is Hajime

Of course as soon as I ask that question, they start talking about the Kamakura project😅

Expelled? Bullshit.

Wait NO I WANNA SEE MORE NAGITO🥺🥺🥺

WAIT THOSE ARE THE CHARACTERS FROM THE FIRST GAME

Awww they're so happy to see her how wholesome🥺

"You perfect cinnamon roll" MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

SAIONGI WENT THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT HOLY FUCK

Wait Mitirai and......Mitirai? So he IS the ultimate imposter.

"People flake out and let you down, but carbs are always there" - Mitirai. Truer words have never been spoken😢

IT'S JUNKO FUCKIN ENOSHIMA BABY

Right, the killing game hasn't happened yet, so both Mukuro and Junko are alive and well

So, are the ultimate imposter and mitirai sibings?

Mitirai no don't overwork yourself🥺

Did he just....say "I need you"....pick her up.....and give no other context?😀

Poor Mitirai

WAIT MIKAN NO IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF MOVIE

MAKOTO MY BOY I MISSED YOU

HAJIME IS THAT YOU? YOU LOOK TERRIBLE

Wait...HAJIME NO

HAJIME DON'T YOU DARE

WHAT ABOUT CHIAKI?!?!?!

HAJIME'S EYES ARE RED NOOOOOOO

I'm gonna miss good old Hajime😔

Episode 6:

HAJIME NO TALENTLESS PEOPLE ARE STILL PEOPLE

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING THIS TO AN INNOCENT HIGH SCHOOLER

It's......Izuru Kamakura😔

Hajime no🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Awww Chiaki misses him

Wait why didn't the teacher just lie and say that Hajime was expelled🤨

I am so close to crying rn😀

Ponytail teacher lady is gonna realize the heartbreaking truth about Hajime, isn't she?😔

Awwww buff guy🥺

That is the weirdest tourture I've ever seen

The sad thing is she doesn't even know that it was Hajime who was made the victim to the project.

Wait why is Kamakura there what's going on

"KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS Q U E E N."

CAN MUKURO STOP LETTING JUNKO MAKE FUN OF HER LIKE BITCH YOU ARE AWESOME

Ikuru literally the entire time Junko is talking is basically just: 😑

WAIT HE AGREES WITH JUNKO NO

wait....MITIRAI IS GONNA MEET JUNKO FUCK NO

FUCK NOOOOOO

Okay we're officially halfway through, and I'm super pissed that Nagito is god knows where because he's the ONLY reason I'm watching this

Episode 7:

MITIRAI STOP TALKING TO HER RUN ASAP AHHHHHHHHH

Junko does realize that she basically just triggered every single fan of Danganronpa, right🤨

"aWw lOoK aT hiM trEmBLe hE'S goNnA bUrsT a blOoD veSsEL bEcAuSe I jUsT diSseD hiS wAifUS"

WAIT JUNKO NO DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT

THEY THINK HE'S DEAD LMAOOOOO

NAGITO YES FINALLY

NAGITO WTF PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

Wait so is that the crash site of the what killed his parents🥺

Kazuchi, Teruteru, stop being pervs and shut up please🥰

GUNDHAM YES WE STAN

MITIRAI IS MISSING NO

Istg if they lay a hand on Mikan they bouta lose a hand😀

Poor buff guy🥺

SHIT NO THEY'RE GONNA BRAINWASH HER

Junko's eyes really went ⬆️↗️➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️

Wait who tf are these people🤨

Junko what is it with you and killing games😀

Wait she's actually really good at singing😯

Can we get an f in the chat for these poor students

IZURU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO

THEY'RE SWEEPING IT UNDER THE RUG AGAIN?!?!?!?

So that was his promise😔

It's the cool moving comic thing from the games😯

The Reserve Course students are NOT happy😀

Poor Chiaki still misses him😔

Imagine if she knew HE was the killer

Episode 8:

(So some of my notes were deleted and when I rewrote them they got deleted twice. So I'm just gonna go where I left off.)

NAGITO YES MY BOY I MISSED YOUUUUU

"Who are you" lol

At least CHIAKI is nice to Nagito

YES NAGITO YOU LIFE-SAVER😤

Talk about what🤨

WHY ARE THEY TREATING THESE STUDENTS TO "KNOW THEIR PLACE" ISTG

Okay Nagito what is it with your luck

"Oh we found a secret passage cool😶"

POOR MITIRAI

WAIT NAGITO KNEW?!?!?!?

NAGITO HAS A FUCKIN GUN I REPEAT NAGITO HAS A GUN WHY DOES HE HAVE A GUN

OKAY WHY DOES NAGITO SOUND SO THREATENING ALL OF A SUDDEN

Okay am I crazy or was that interaction between izuru and nagito just now pretty gay?

NAGITO HOLY FUCK NO

OH THANK THE LORD

NAGITO THIS IS NO TIME TO BE A SIMP FOR IZURU

Episode 9:

That....is Hinata😔

WAIT NO DON'T YOU DARE HYPNOTIZE CHIAKI

Teacher lady is gonna be hypnotized, isn't she😖😞

OKAY JUNKO THIS IS TOO FAR

Wait is Mikan pretending?

Poor Guy😢

YEAH LISTEN TO NAGITO

I mean, I don't wanna abandon the teacher but it's already too late

WAIT IS THAT WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE?!?!?

It's so sad to know that they're just running into destruction😔

NO POOR TEACHER LADY

STOP IT RIGHT NOW

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

You're already too late😞

WAIT WHY ARE THEY BEING SO VIOLENT

Poor Mitirai, man🥺

WAIT NO JUNKO YOU WOULDN'T

Junko STOP LEAVE HIM ALONE

You're in deep shit, Junko

WAIT NO DON'T DIE MITIRAI

Oh thank god😅

Mitirai😭

Poor Nagito too

WAIT MIKAN WHY

NO THE TEACHER IS DEFINITELY HYPNOTIZED NOPE

Episode 10:

Something's wrong....

Chiaki, don't be fooled

Wait is he actually gay tho

Okay Junko please SHUT THE FUCK UP🥰

This isn't gonna go well, is it?

CHIAKI NO

JUNKO DON'T YOU LAY A HAND ON HER

Wait why are they in a trial room

WAIT NAGITO WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN THEM BEFORE

CHIAKI NO

(Won't let me type anymore. Continue post here)

[okneiljos]

​reasons the umbrella academy is my new favorite show (and why i have seven new children):

• they are all my actual children with whom i fell in love with instantly like i instantly adopted them the moment they were introduced bc when i saw klaus i was like “uwu i luv” and with allison i was “A WOMAN” with vanya i was “tALENT” and so on

• klaus

• the dance montage in ep 1 was literally one of the most iconic moments i have ever seen in my entire life

• bc luther literally had just accused his entire family of murdering their father and then he goes into his room to his moutain of records and is like “hmm what will possibly mend this? what can bring us closer as a family? what can make this better? what can make me feel better” and the choice of song has me in an early grave bc his solution was to start dancing his problems away and honestly same bc he then does it AGAIN later on

• number five’s badass killing of like 5 grown ass men

• the fact that he is a 60 year old man inside a 13 year old body and i, too, am a teenager with the intellect and soul of a senior citizen

• also the fact that the first thing he does when he gets back is makes himself a peanut butter and marshmallow sandwich and that was what vanya made for him when he was away so he wouldn’t come back and be lost :’)

• klaus in the skirt “is that my skirt?” and the fact that klaus’ response to this is “its a little dated...but it airs out the bits” and fives comment on it im gone

• ALL OF KLAUS’ CRACKHEAD MOMENTS I LOVE MY CHILD

• i’m sorry but literally all of his comments sent me

• the run boy run scene was so cinematic holy crap like whoever did the soundtrack and editing did such a good job bc the scenes were cut together so well and the flashbacks and the music went perfectly with the scenes like ???? it was so amazing

• klaus trying to be a Good Big Bro and protec five from the fight between luther and diego and five just slaps his hand away

• the funeral scene where everyone is like “plz stop” and then klaus is like “hIT HIM!” had me gONE and this man showed up with a pink umbrella while everyone else had perfectly reasonable mourning umbrellas

• also klaus’ choice of clothing throughout the entire series will truly haunt me because he is a Disaster Gay™️ if i’ve ever seen one but he’s the best kind like the skirt, those low-rise leather pants with that top PLUS the cardigan like... sweetie

• bEN PLZ DONT GET ME STARTED

• ben could’ve left or gone ANYWHERE BUT HE STAYED WITH KLAUS PLZ IM BOUTA CRY YALL

• the scene where luther and diego are trying to get into the van, like once wasn’t enough but they did that shit AGAIN and looked at each other like -_- and finally luther has the audacity to say “i’m number one” im skdkskdk

• the fact that they fight all the time but the moment one of them are threatened they all bring the thunder and the claws come out and it’s totally on and i’m like wow uwu, like even though they are estranged they really do love each other

• the office scene with five and klaus im DONE WITH MY LIFE “what about my consent”

• during the fight scene in the house klaus is oblivious and is dancing around in a bath towel (with one in his hair as well) and that was so funny to me it got even funnier when ben poked his head in and tried to warn him like “klaus, our whole family is about to be slaughtered, klaus hello, klaus gunfire is raining down, okay whatever” and then he leaves, presumably to watch over them and the intruders and then klaus gets kidnapped but that had me

• the torture scene “there’s nothing like a little strangulation to get the blood flowing” plz klaus i can only handle so much wheezing before my lungs give out

• also “plz make him stop talking” like it was becoming torture for the torturers torturing him im—

• the ice cream truck scene which is made 100000% better bc klaus can’t/doesn’t know how to drive and yet diego is like “GO FASTER!!” and cute lil ben is like “wheeeeee” im so gone for this family man

• the scene with allison and luther in the booth had me in my feels + on the phone how you could hear the “SPACE BOY” that right there was really freaking cute

• diego with the “guns are for sissy’s, real men throw knives!” for some reason this just really stuck with me and like then i realized like that’s his entire brand in life... just knife boi. 

• the entire bowling alley scene was the funniest thing to me skskakskxi “ur two dads” “i’d rather chew off my own foot” “maybe they’re here for kenny’s birthday party”

• diego’s stutter coming back during times of stress really made me so sad and like upset and i wanted to hug him

• vanya’s feelings of sorrow and isolation made me feel so sorry for her and then this dude comes in and uses and takes advantage of her but she shouldn’t have done that to her sis bc they were both like what 7 when their father made allison do that ??

• klaus’ battle for sobriety throughout the entire series he is so strong <3

• klaus’ power up in the last ep akskdjdj yes sweetie you get yours

• ben is literally the biggest bean ever but he also socks klaus in the face bc he’s like “i need u to stop being stoopid for two seconds”

• “shut up... said with love” and the “drop dead.” gasp “low blow” i love their relationship so much it literally meant everything to me bc ben is klaus’ biggest fan and like i cry thinking about that ya kno

• how allison literally diSPATCHED RAPER FACE GUY IN VANYA’S APPARTMENT sis knew something wasn’t right

• hazel literally eating everything in sight identified with me on a spiritual level

• diego and klaus little talk and ride along bc it was just so pure like diego loves his family soooo much even tho sometimes (like luther) he says mean shit he will do whatever is necessary to protect/save them

• klaus sets the table for himself, five, luther, AND ben i’m kdksk crying im crying is what im doing ok im just gonna be in the corner and the others don’t even mention it like ?? kskaak do they not notice it or do they know

• vanya’s badass white suit and violin change at the end there like ICONIC much

• vanya flipping that car, her at the show like im shaken to my core here skakaoso

• five just like five man “i was going to ask what you were doing but then i realized i don’t care.” like he’s such a mood.

• klaus and five are my biggest moods,, the biggest crackhead and the biggest narcissist

• THE ENDING AKSKDIDJSK I NEED MORE GIVE ME MORE OF MY CHILDREN PLZ PLZPLZPzlzzpzlzl

(there is so much more i could say but i wrote this in like 20 minutes off the top of my head if you can think of anything else plz let me know, also i tried to put this in some semblance of order bc when i wrote it it wasn’t ordered at all so sorry if it’s a mess, also sorry about the grammatical errors i know there surely are that i didn’t catch - not including the ones i did on purpose)

[kinktae]

I need a zombie jk part 2 stat! I don’t even like zombies but this is great!

Anonymous said: FLESH AND BLOOD JUNGKOOK ))))): I loved it!!!! I normally don’t like anything about zombies due to a movie that traumatized me when I was about nine, but I loved Flesh and Blood!!! You are soooo talented!!!!

Anonymous said: and rose just give us everything god you're too good for this world

Anonymous said: isn’t it strange how vampires are romanticized but zombies are seen as gross? you did so well with this fic!! keep it up!!

Anonymous said: OK SO I READ IT AND ITS SO GOOD!!! AGHH I CANNOT WAIT FOR PART 2 AND TO SEE HOW SHE LEARNS HIS NAME AND EVERYTHINGGG. AMAZING JOB!!!

Anonymous said: I would also risk my life to protect zombie kookie. What an adorable and soft zombie baby. Your fic just made my day better. Thank you 💕

Anonymous said: Flesh and blood was soooo good !!! I'm so eager for part 2 !! I loved the movie (I don't remember the name ...) and I'm so happy you wrote this like if someone could pull off this kind of fic it would have been you

Anonymous said: Oof, absolutely loved flesh and blood, fell in love with the idea. And how tf are you so talented? Seriously I love your writings. Thank you for the hard work you put in it ily 💜

Anonymous said: BROOO THE JK ZOMBIE AU IS SO GOOD!! I was skeptical at first but I really enjoyed it! I especially love how you wrote Joonie, like he seemed genuine and I love the chaotic energy lmao. Excited for part 2!! This is really creative and I love the movie warm bodies

Anonymous said: FLESH & BLOOD WAS SOOO GOOD!!! I really didn’t know I needed a Warm Bodies zombie!jungkook fic but ooooooh booooooy you always amaze me 🥺🤙💕

Anonymous said: BIIITCH FLESH AND BLOOD WAS TOO CUTE WTF

Anonymous said: Y/N BOUTA GET THAT INFECTED ZOMBIE DICC

prince-jjk said: ive gotta say, i love ur writing and i cant believe u made zombie jk seem loveable and cute??? cant wait for part 2 :)

Anonymous said: Just wanted to pop by and let you know that I was having a bad day but then read the spooky fic and now I'm feeling a lot better! Thank you so much for gracing us with this gem. I'm ready for part 2 whenever that comes out 😘

Anonymous said: I just read the first part to flesh and blood and its so good! I'm really excited to see what happens next!

Anonymous said: The ending of flesh and blood 1 was *chefs kiss* adorable hhhh I think you really nailed down that dead inside quirkyness from warm bodies into zombie!jk. From him playing with water too him not wanting to close his eyes even tho their stinging because he just wants to see you smile a lil longer uwu. Zombie baby boy jungkook we stan.

Anonymous said: omg just read flesh and blood.. never thought I'd love something related to zombies. I hope the next part is soon!! also is this just going to be 2 parts or more?

OMGGGG YOU GUYSSSSSSSSS MY HEART IS SO SO FULL READING THESE COMMENTS :’’’’’’’’’’D I LOVE EVERYONE BEING LIKE wait i actually enjoyed this LMFAOO IT SERIOUSLY MAKES ME SO SO HAPPYYYYY. Thank u guys

[chaotic-axeolotl-moved]

Me in the middle of art class: hnhnhmhnh...tickle.s....

My stupid brain: Oh? Tickles? Oh I have a good idea!

Me: Oh god what now

My stupid brain: Well, You're thinkin of tickles...an you are also thinking of what you were up to last night....soooo what if we just dreeeww...some uh......Yeah...

Me: are you fucking kidding me im bouta head ou-

[ride-thewave]

Wait like you passed out from being drunk😂

oh no no no gurl let me tell you. Okay so let me just say I HAVE NEVER PASSED OUT IN MY WHOLE LIFE. I literally played softball in Louisiana in like 90 degrees and 100% humidity everyday and never passed out. So my friend from Texas was visiting but I had to drive 3 hours to pick her up in jersey by myself. So we stayed over night and got up early. I got a coffee in the morning and we drove 3 hours back through New York and all that and there was traffic so it ended up being like 5 and we sat in traffic for soooo Long. I hadnt eaten all day, then we stopped at the beach bc she hasn’t been to a real beach before and didn’t get home till like 5 and didn’t eat till 6:30. I had only had THAT ONE COFFEE AND NO WATER. So then we were all smoking and I took maybe 4 hits... not even enough to get an infant high and I’m sitting at the table like oh fuck I’m bouta throw up I legit felt like I was on a fucking merry go round and everything was black and white. I quickly excused myself from the table and my mom was in the kitchen. Now let’s recap I have my family at dinner, my good friend AND THIS REALLY HOT GUY IVE KNOWN FOREVER. So I told my mom I was going uostairs to throw up and I walk down the hall and couldn’t walk straight and she chased me and I hit my front door and she barely caught me and I legit blacked out and hit the floor so hard and woke up 2 seconds after and was fine.... lol my mom was like OMG CALL THE AMBULANCE 911 911 SOMEBODY HELPPPPPP!! lmao but I was fine haha sorry that was so long but it’s funny now and no one called the ambulance which is good lol

[reapers-carino]

Kinda fluffy and angsty, could i ask short stories for Dva/Reapy/Genji noticing that their S/O is about to or collapses from overusing their ultimate ability? Thanks in advance, but no need to do it if it makes you uncomfortable :x

((Soooo, this sat here for a loooong time, so I’m going to post it. It’s missing genji, I’m so so sorry! I hope that’s okay!))

((The hardest part of this…was coming up with the fricking name/catchphrases for these attack lmao. Because I am….baaad at coming up with attacks and such))

D. Va was maneuvering her MEKA through the droves of hostiles, her fusion cannons tearing through their armor and dropping them before her blasters had stopped pushing her. This had been an intense battle, Talon had forced the Overwatch agents into a head-on battle that had been raging for the better part of the afternoon. She wasn’t streaming this, no, civilians didn’t need to see the dead bodies of human beings. She would be happy when this was finished and done with, they were pushing all of you to your wits end. Hana stared at the screen of her computer, typing away at it to follow where the other agents were located. Lucio was on the other side of the field with Roadhog and Torbjorn, Mercy was flitting across the field to reach Reinhardt who was asking for back-up and you were twenty meters away facing hostiles.

“Make a wish”, you yelled for what felt like the hundredth time that day although it was only your third. Your gun glowed bright white your weapon aimed straight up, wincing at the recoil that hit your shoulder as the meteoric metal rained from above. Your shoulder felt numb as you watched the bright and shining metal shower down on the enemies around you, the felled enemies the only upside in this whole scenario. Your eyes blearily looked across the field confirming that your area was clear–but something was wrong. You were exhausted, your vision was blurring, you tried to lift your arms but you couldn’t. “Well…shit.”

“Y/N”, Hana yelled, watching as your legs began to give out and you fell to the side. She slammed the button for her boosters, hitting eject and popping out of her mech, rushing forward from the momentum to grab hold of your body.

“Hey sunny bunny”, you said sweetly, looking up at your worried girlfriend before your eyes squeezed shut. “I may…have overdone it.”

“Babo”, she said with a small pout on her lips, lightly flicking your forehead. You flinched with a small, breathy chuckle, groaning softly. Her hand jumped up to her comm link, pressing the button. “Need healing!”

Reaper threw his shotgun to the side as he watched the last of the guards in his sector crumble, pulling two more from what his lover playfully called ‘hammer space’. It appeared that this mission would be over soon enough; Sombra had already extracted the information from the computers and now you and Gabriel were cleaning house for those that got in your way. Gabe knew you had the floor below him, his hand lifting to his comm.

“Status update”, he stated plainly, shifting into his wraith form as he began to move towards the rendezvous point in the back of the building.

“I’m good Gabby”, Sombra said back, ignoring the agitated growl that followed. “But you might wanna get downstairs, looks like your special friend is bouta take a siesta.”

The hacker was watching the security camera feeds, your back literally against a wall as you slammed your hand down under your minigun, the stand dropping down. Your fingers danced across the barrel, switching the ammo in your gun out from regular bullets to poison laced ones, smirking darkly. Your gas mask lay on the opposite side of the room, smashes to absolute pieces by someone who shot it out of your hands before you could affix it to your face. You knew that switching over to your poisonous rounds without proper ventilation or masks could lead to you being poisoned by your own weapons, but you didn’t have the luxury of worrying over that at the moment.

“Time for a spray and pray”, you yelled, finger holding down the button to fire, sweeping the weapon left and right, filling the guards with hemlock-laced bullets.

You grit your teeth, holding your breath as you unleashed hell onto the men in front of you, sweeping left and right. You knew if they didn’t die from the initial shooting, the direct introduction of poison into their system would paralyze their system and kill them. Smoke curled off of your weapon as round after round was fired off, wisps of poisonous gas floating upwards. You smirked as the men fell before your need to breathe won out, gulping in a deep breath, your body shuddering painfully. You wavered for a second before your knee hit the ground, your hand clinging to your gun as you tried to stay upright. You had slowly built up a resistance to the poison your weapon could fire but not a full immunity. Your legs and arms were complete jelly and would stay that way until fresh, clean air was introduced to your system. Until then…you were good as done.

“Idiot.”

Reaper solidified next to you, surveying the dead and groaning men you had left in your wake, catching sight of your maroon mask before looking back to you. You gave him a sheepish smile, no real excuse coming to mind as he dipped down and pulled you into his arms, squeezing you protectively.

“Next time call for backup, cariño.”

[nastyyysexstories]

Summer sixteen night

It was a hot summer night I have been talking to this boy named zyon, real gentlemen but a freak.zyon is 6'3 big muscles light brown and masculine, pretty brown eyes and has a deep sexy voice, me and zyon talked for 4 months and he didn't live close to me so we could meet and cuddle, we tried a lot of times. He would tell me the nastiest things over the phone that made me touch myself he was sooo sexual and his voice had the power to make you touch yourself, I loved him he would send me anything I wanted, but we got bored of talking about our future but never really did anything about it. So me and zy broke up 😞 and 3 or sum months later I went to a party and it was soo lit I was debating on going home or staying, I was having a blast midway passed out and I felt so good y'all. Me and my crew was doing the most and I heard this voice call me name like come here u trippn shorty and I turned it was zy fine ass I got out the pool and gave him a huge he gave me a kiss and a towel and I was telling him how much fun I was having. He touched my lips telling me to hush and he grabbed my hand and said come on! , I said where we going zy ? He said "don't worry about it lil daddy you gon be aight" I said "ok daddy" then he smiled at me. As we were leaving he kept telling me how sorry he is and he gon prove how sorry he is once he takes me home and when we got home, zy started undressing himself and I seen his dick I said "zy what are you doing ?" He said "I'm bouta beat that pussy up!" I said "its too big zy" he again told me to shush and he undressed me and put his finger in my mouth to get it wet, he slid his finger in my ass and it was feeling sooo good, he then started to eat my ass he lifted me up in mid air and started to suck my dick and he layed me down and put his godly dick in my mouth. It tasted right and he was talking shit saying "nigga you must want to get yo ass blown out" I was still sucking looking at him struggling not to nutt I seen his toes curling up and his teeth clenching he pushed me off and licked my ass and slid his dick In me my face was in shock and pain 😦😩 I layed there thinking I'll never bottom again but he wasn't done going in me the tip was only in and he smashed the rest of the dick in me laughing at my facial expressions. I was telling zy like please get it outta me and he said no and I tried to get off of him and he turned me over layed on top of me and went in and started fucking me soo hard and I was in pain sweating and moaning he covered my mouth I felt tears sliding down my face and my ass felt like a big ass tree branch was in my ass he was just pounding my ass and when he pulled his dick out it felt like I was bleeding I was crying said "nigga shutup and take this dick, you know this dick feel good in that ass." He slide it back in me I felt him soooo deep in me I was begging him to hurry and finish and he didn't finish he was a monster my brother came home from work he didn't care at this point the bed is squeaking and my bro called my name I heard her coming up the stairs I'm telling zy like get up my bro coming please zy and he said "nah I waited a long time for this pussy I'm fucking it" then I heard the door open zy said wassup zaymirr and he didn't say nothing he was still pounding me and he went back downstairs. I started screaming and he covered my mouth and kept goring in me but he slowed down so he wouldn't nut but I was sooo wet he nutted everywhere and the sheets were wet asf and he was wet his dick tip was red and had cum all over it and he said "I'll be back lil nigga" and winked at me and put back on his clothes and was staring at me he said I told you not to be talking shit online like you can take dick I couldn't say anything , I was worried about my bro seeing me and zy went downstairs and hung with my brother I sat there scared and I finally had the energy to get up and walk downstairs too and my brother and zy were having a convo I heard zaymirr say was he tight ? And zy said hell yeah I was breaking him In and they started laughing and zy showed him my facial expressions mocking me she I heard zaymirr say let me try some and zy got up and closed the door. Pt2 coming soon.

[mxryxh]

5:04

Soooo on top of everything else that's been going on in my life my job is basically forcing me to quit 🙃. I literally have no idea why but they haven't scheduled me for 2.5 weeks and like I asked my manager and she said she'll look into it and see but she never got back to me and it's pointless to loo for another job now bc I leave for school at the end of august . I'm so irritated bc like that's super wack and they have literally no reason to fire me bc I was good at my job anyway I'm really upset bc I needed that money so I'd have money for when I go back to school so that my parents don't have to give me any. This summer has been complete shit like everything that could have gone wrong has and I feel like this is God testing me but idk for what , I feel super defeated so I'm bouta take some unisom and sleep

[survivorgreatlakes-blog]

Episode 3 - “Weak trust is better than rivalry!” - Crow

This tribe swap is insane! I'm just lucky to be the separated one with the idol in his pocket to use when necessary. These Odawa members might not be trusted, and I need to make sure that I don't get put on the bottom.

I'm glad that Bodhi talked to me. It shows that there might be something there and maybe I am not in such trouble in the beginning.

I am talking to Dana and Carson and I am praying one of them asks for an alliance. I would like to work with Carson and Dana and maybe Bodhi but none of those other Odawa members. I don't think i can trust them as much after those votes.

Right now I realize that I have no alliances in this tribe, and all I had is the Gallaghers. I can meet up with them at my own time at shoreline but I need to build some trust with Dana, Carson, and Luke to have some chance of opposition, because there is no chance us original Meskwaki and Wyandot would be safe otherwise.

I am trying to give Dana bait, but I think I will have to make this chat myself in order to make it a thing.

Then I ask if I can make the alliance chat, and Dana responds after all that time. Come on. XD

When Dana says she can't vote next vote, I froze. We had the majority and now it crumbled right in front of us. I don't want to have to use an idol to assume the majority, but it scares me.

I know that I have the power to completely change this tribe but I don't know if it is too early. But I picked David Wright as my player to represent me for a reason. I am loyal to the people I am with and I can't lose my allies. It's going to be a very difficult decision when tribal quickly approaches, and it will lead the way for my game, and possibly others.

When I heard Luke say "I have the idol" I nearly crapped my pants in joy. I really was conflicted about whether or not to tell people I had the idol, and I see Luke has one. It's really making my day!

Right now I am a bit nervous about the vote because I am scared it might be a tie. I hope this vote goes our way though, because if one of us is out, even if 4 of us voted against someone with us, those 4 would be screwed later on.

i want to flip on my old tribe soooo bad. i dont trust anyone there as i feel they are all complete sheeps (mearl and crow). i love them personally but they would betray me if offered a better deal. dan and I aren't close haha. i have to get some connections with the vets asap!!

Tribe swap! Whaddaya know! The split was......good and bad? I hope us former Meskwaki aren't targeted for having 4 of us, but hey, my alliance with Dan/Matt will help me here. PLUS I HAVE KYLE which means I didn't make a fatal error making a good alliance with him early (phew!) <3 Little scared that this might turn into a numbers scramble though....4 returnees, 4 Meskwaki, 1 Odawa, with 1 person on the clear bottom of both former Wyandot and Meskwaki here.....mess!

With the number of advantages/idols in this game (and the fact that I have none), I need to make sure my name is in NOBODY's thoughts as a vote because we've seen how one vote was still too many for Andreas....and if I go out, I sure as hell don't wanna go out like that!

So I asked Scott for an alliance privately.....and I'm doing it for me, not my whole tribal alliance. I don't like the numbers on the tribe because with Kyle knowingly at the bottom with a 4-4-1 split, I could VERY easily end up in the minority. Plus, I didn't really get to pick to work with my former tribe, it was just assumed, so I'm hoping that in branching out, I'll get defined as my own player and not just some former Meskwaki mafia member ready to take a bullet for the family...

YAS! We won! I somehow was the 3rd strongest (including Andreas) out of everyone which is bittersweet.....hopefully no one looks too deep into the scores or else I might develop a target. Anywho, I'm glad to be one of the last four people to attend TC! It gives me an advantage because I can keep my cards hidden for longer. Right now, without votes to go off of - people have to take my word for face-value, and that's actually a good thing considering I have conflicting alliances already...;) Weak trust is better than rivalry!

"Ew AP, I try to avoid those classes tbh lmao" I've taken 9 AP classes and have a rather nice score on both the ACT and SAT. My point? Not to brag or anything (hehe) But to show that everything I say has a purpose. I don't need the intellectual stigma to stick to me because that's instantly associated with someone like Cochran which turns me into a target!

I AM DEAD. I JUST WANT THE HOSTS TO KNOW THAT. ALSO REALLY STRAND CARSON AND I HERE ON MESKWAKI ALONE- RUDE.

I just exiled myself for a clue to the immunity idol that I most likely won't find because I'm garbage at finding them. I gave my cult alliance half of the clue in good faith- hopefully that will make them want to keep me around. I'm going to try to get them to add an additional member- hopefully Bodhi because I like him so that we'll still have majority in the next tribal council. Also i didn't give them the other half of the clue- because I want to keep some sort of advantage for myself- but my plan is if they somehow find out I have another part of the clue, then i'll tell them I got that while I was exiled as some form of reward. Importantly, I'm leaving out where I searched in hopes that none of them will make this same move I have- and I think my odds are pretty good. Also I have to find some way to tell my tribe that i'm exiled without causing suspicion..so that'll be fun.

This tribe is such a massive culture shock honestly, on Odawa the official tribe chat wasn't that active until after tribal was posted and even then most things happened afaik on the Odawa majority alliance with the most boring name in history's chat. I feel pretty damn shook being the only Odawa on here and admitedly I've been slumping in the social part (aka the most important one) but I really need to step it up here especially on a bigger tribe

How I'm bouta be http://68.media.tumblr.com/19a93d31ca6d8a001a346ef9ccf151db/tumblr_o6pkqvpFBQ1twwci1o1_1280.jpg

I deadass typed OwO unironically what is wrong wi th me

Back in another game I played, there was a weak, physically inept player than just always managed to avoid elimination despite nearly always being the target, due to being in numerous alliances at once, and stupid ass people voted strong players out over himself. Come merge he would make insane idol plays and manage to take out all the large threats while keeping himself off the radar. He made finals but lost, but the VL flew into a rage. God I wish that were me....

TRIBE SWAP!!!!!! Ok, so we ended up with 3 former Meskaakaikaikaia, 2 returnees, and everyone from my tribe except Scott RIP 😥. Right now, the plan I to stick together and try to pull one or two of the other newbies in to take out the returnees. Oh yeah, and we voted out Matt BYE FELICIA

Grrrrrrrrr, we lost. I'm not mad about that, I'm mad that my alliance wants to get Adam out. I want to get Carson out. I want to get him out because A: He is a returnee B: He did the worst in challenges & C: He will probally align with Andreas. So I am suuuuuuuppppppeeeeerrrr pissed. I want CARSON GONE. Everyone is voting for Adam tomorrow. I might throw my vote to Carson just in case Adam has an idol

This swap is dangerous for some of my allies. I am very confident that I will make it out alive, just because there's no good reason for anyone to target me, but I'm not as confident that Kage will. I'm setting him up as a nice big target, and I have been since the beginning, so I wouldn't be so surprised if he were to be taken out now. I don't have any desire to vote Kage out, but if others do, I can join in. He'll bring me as far as he can, and I don't mind that one bit. He thinks he's in charge, so I'll let him stay there until the time is right. His gameplay is so erratic that I don't really think that he has a chance to win. Even if he gets to the end, there's this whole smear campaign from the kind folks over at redemption, which essentially sets him up as the villain. In reality he's fun to be around, but when he votes people out, he gets VERY rude. He gave Matt and Ashton fake advantages, and expects them to be gracious now that they're out? I don't think so buddy. As far as new allies, I really like Dana and Carson. I get along just fine with Eric, Adam, and Luke. I think I'll be very alright in this swap! Aidan is still my number one, but past that, I don't really care who I vote with. As long as I can trust that they'll keep me around until later, I don't quite mind.

So somehow Kage has come into power yet again on this new tribe! First on Odawa, he makes every decision, and we all go with him. Now here, because of Dana being sent to exile, it's an 8 person tribal council, and the 4 Odawa here are staying strong, and we've also included 3 non Odawa in the plan to eliminate Adam. Tonight, Adam is probably going, but there is a slight chance that the other 4 don't want to be on the bottom of this tribe, and they're just playing us, planning to take Kage out with an idol, or maybe forcing a rock draw. If there's the threat of going to rocks this early, I might have to flip on Kage. I don't want him out, because he is a PHENOMENAL shield, one of the best possible, but I also don't want a 1/6 chance of myself going home third. I have confidence that if I were to flip in the case of a tie, taking Kage out, I'd be fairly safe after that point. I have good connections with Aidan, Christian, Dana, Carson, Eric, and Luke. The only person on this tribe that I can't see myself working with is Adam, and that is exactly why I got Kage to target him. I'm not too firmly in any alliance at this point. There's the Odawa 5, the cross tribal alliance with Kage, Crow, Eric, and myself, and there's a bunch of openings with the other folks on my tribe. I'm only dedicated to sticking with Aidan, because we are such similar people. But I'm not entirely sure if I want to go to the end with him. I also don't plan to flip on Kage unless I need to in order to stick in the game. He is a shield and a goat in one, why would I ever get rid of that? Some people would look at going to two tribal councils early in the game as a curse, but I think it's quite the contrary. Hell, looking back, I probably should've thrown those challenges entirely! I was careful not to be too helpful on either, which probably was outright better than throwing, because it doesn't put a target on me, but I had absolutely no reason to want to win those challenges if the swap was going to be like this, with two equally sized tribes, this early in the game. Going to tribal council builds a large amount of trust, and if I had not gone to any tribals, I doubt I would trust Kage and Christian this much at all. I'd also have the chance to be on a tribe with a Matt or an Ashton, who are both great people, but neither of them felt like people I could put my trust in. Kage did a great job eliminating all of the obvious strategists, aside from himself, so now I don't think anyone from Odawa will flip on me any time soon. The other two tribes barely have any trust in each other. The other newbie tribe never went to tribal, and while people definitely talked, no one knows who is on their side and who is against them. The returnee tribe had a unanimous vote with an idol play. They only voted who they did because of inactivity, so they clearly weren't completely in the thick of the strategy. I'm definitely not laying as low as I want to be, but I don't think that I'm too noticeable as a threat. I might be the second biggest visible threat on Odawa, but that's probably not true. I'm not at all worried for Scott. He's on a tribe with 4 people from each of the other two starting tribes, so he's in the perfect spot to align with one of those two, and cruise for a bit. If he gets voted out, it's because he's playing poorly. I'd vote out a returnee in his position, but I trust that he'll play smart.

I HAVEN’T DONE A CONFESSIONAL IN SO LONG WHOOPS SO ANYWAY HERES WHATS HAPPENED SINCE I LAST DID THIS BASICALLY, WE WENT TO TRIBAL AGAIN (BIG SURPRISE) AND VOTED OUT MATT. IT WAS HIGHKEY SO BEAUTIFUL BC BODHI AND SCOTT BOTH PLAYED FAKE ADVANTAGES OR IDOLS, GIVING US OUT REP AS THE FAKE IDOL TRIBE, AS WELL AS INTRODUCING THE WORLD TO THE BEAUTY THAT IS THE IMMUNITY SNATCHER. SO IT ALL GOES TO PLAN, AND WE’RE ALL CHILLING IN THE CHAT, KAGE INSULTING BOTH THE HOSTS THE FUCKING DUMBASS, AND THEN WE GET THIS EXCHANGE: [00:40:40] kage hamilton: Plz forgive and give me free advantage? [00:41:10] Isaiah (Great Lakes Host): Lol, you'll get something alright AND THEN I GET FUCKING KICKED FROM THE CHAT?? SO IM SITTING THERE CONFUSED OUT OF MY GODAMN MIND, WHEN IM ADDED TO ANOTHER TRIBAL CHAT- MESKWAKI!! AND IM SHOOK BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING SWAP??! BUT WE CAME OUT OF THIS SO WELL TBH, 4/5 ODAWA REMEBERS ARE TOGETHER ON MESKWAKI AND WE ONLY NEED ONE MORE TO AVE MAJORITY AGAIN. IN THE TIBE WE’VE GOT ME, OBVIOUSLY, THEN MY BOIS BODHI KAGE AND CHRISTIAN FROM ODAWA, CARSON AND DANA FROM THE RETURNEE TRIBE, AND THEN ADAM, LUKE AND ERIC THE OG FROM MESKWAKI. I’VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT EVER SINCE WE MERGED, AND I THINK CARSON AND DANA MIGT BE OUT BEST SHOT AT AN ALLIANCE. THEY’RE TOTALLY ISOLATED ON THE TRIBE, SO EVEN IF THEY FLIPED ON US AFTER WE GO TO TRIBAL FOR THE FIRST TIME, THEY’D ONLY MANAGE TO MAKE IT EQUAL, AND I THINK THEY’RE PROBABLY THE BIGGEST THREATS HERE, AND YOU KNOW WHA THEY SAY- KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR EMEMIES WITHIN FIRING RANGE OF YOUR PRIMARY FIREARM (IM SORRY FOR THE RVB QUOTE LMAO) I MEAN, DANA ALMOST WON HER SEASON, SO SHE KNOW WHAT SHES DOING, AND SOMEONE THAT KNOWS OW TO DO THAT IS DEFINATLY SOMEONE I WANT ON MY SIDE WE’VE ALSO GOT A CHALLENGE AND IM SCREAMING BECAUSE I CAN’T SPELL OR TYPE SO MY SCORE IS GOING TO BE SHIT BUT HOPEFULLY I CAN FINNALLY WIN A CHALLENGE IN THIS GAME, AMIRITE? *SLIDES AUSTIN AND ISAIAH TWENTY DOLLARS* I ENDED UP SUMBITTING A SCORE OF 2568, WHICH I THINK IS OKAY?? BUT THEN AGAIN ANDREAS GOT LIKE 24K ON LAKE REDEMPTION SO I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHATS A DECENT SCORE ANY MORE. ALL THAT’S LEFT TO DO NOW IT WAIT, AND SCREAM INTERNALLY.

Just once I would really love to not go to tribal. Oh well, back to pre-tribal hell it is.

Hey you guys, its me. Its Andreas, and welcome to my episodial confessional. So I won the duel. I'd love to say im surprised, but once again I misted another newbie into not doing well. MY EFFECT HUH ?? So I dont have much to say, besides that I hope Kage comes here so I can show him who the worse player is, and then my homeboy Carson can be safe. Also, I found an idol clue and its so much effing searching. That can literally choke. Not much is happening on Lake Redemption. Im getting to meet everyone which is nice. I hope im not here for long, otherwise ill cry.

So fuckity fuck fuck fuck. WHY DO I NEVER WIN CHALLENGES? IT'S THE DAY I WAS PUSHED OUT OF A VAGINA, WHY DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING????????? anyways, oh well. tribal again. i'm used to it. i don't trust kage. i don't really trust anyone on my tribe. I feel like everyone is playing super hard and trying to have 324934 different alliances and i'm just a fat squirrel eating whatever pieces of food they drop for me. ugh. good luck self. I do have a solution though, because I know how Dana got to get exiled, and I know that's exactly what I'm doing to myself if i get through this.

um heyyy its (week?) 3 idk we're about to have the third tribal. we lost immunity after the swap and ive been swapfucked before so i really didnt want to be swapfucked again but guess what! i did nothing and apparently kage and bodhi are already gunning for me.................... WHY they literally gave me a valid reason for carson to be voted out and are voting ME out for what reason?? idk. anyway im in an alliance with eric luke carson and dana (who cant vote) and ive been talking to aidan and hes super cool so i should be okay? i think? the only person on my tribe i 100% trust is luke. i wish dan was here. he formed the alliance between he luke and i :( eric luke and carson want to get out kage but idc who it is as long as its not me. luke said we might go to rocks... UGHHH why is this happening.

Okay so we won again and I still haven't been to tribal *dab* so that's lit. I'm glad I'm not going to tribal because I've made virtually no connections on my new tribe. I plan on being loyal to crow and Matt. We pulled in Kyle for a number (I know gross but hey whatevs) and I think we have stoner and maybe Seth (honestly unsure if there is actually a Seth in this game I just can't think of his name rn) but yeah. I'm just pretending to like Korean dramas so roxy likes me.

This just in his name is Scott not Seth. Huh.

Ok so Dana being at exile has caused this tribal council to go to shit. The vote would have been an easy 5-4 with an Odawa member leaving, but now our numbers are tied. I don't think we're going to rocks, but its now a possibility. I'm extremely worried about that. The Odawa members think we're all voting for Adam, which is not the case. From everything I've heard, Kage was running the show there, and now trying to do the same here. That doesn't fly with me, which is why he will be getting four votes tonight. Kage leaving also frees up Bodhi, who Dana and I could use as a vote if needed. By sending Kage home, I'm left with a lot of options. Even if they get pissed that I lied to them about voting Adam, I have an excuse. They told Adam, Andreas, and Dana that I was the backup incase Adam had an idol. So what else am I supposed to do? However, finding out that Luke had an idol was very comforting! Because! There! Was! No! Point! Worrying! About! Any! Of! It! I wish he would have said something earlier because i almost went to Christian to flip since Andreas told me he was on the bottom. That would have ruined everything because Christian isn't ready to flip. Anyways, all we need to do now is play the idol on Adam, and Kage leaves 4-0. If they throw votes at someone else, you'll be seeing me sliding into Christian's pms to flip him to our side during the tiebreaker.