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outshinethestars · 5 years

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That Time with the Anti-Tank Dogs

August, 1941

So, war is shit. That’s not anything new. War’s been shit since always, and I’ve always loved it anyways, but I’ve never been deluded about that fact. War is bloody and a lot of it is boring and it smells awful. I don’t really like to write about the shittiness though. There were all those kids writing poetry in the last war, a whole genre of books sprouted up about how much war sucks, and I won’t pretend I don’t have All Quiet on the Western Front tucked away in my stash of banned books, but that’s never been my thing. I don’t write shit down to process. That’s way too… yucky. Emotions. It’s just not my style. My journal is supposed to be filled with awesome, and only awesome. This is about the awesome me , is the thing, not whatever messed up shit happens to be going on, so that later, whenever things are going particularly unawesomely, I can look back at all the stuff I did a hundred years ago and think “Fuck, I’m great”. But, well, fuck it. I have to write this down.

So, yeah. I was awesome, obviously. Totally kicked the Soviets’ butts. But this isn’t about that. I was fighting in the eastern front, being totally badass, making brilliant strategic decisions, sending my tanks out to destroy the enemy like the good little nazi officer I’m not, when suddenly there’s dogs.

These dogs had obviously never been in a war zone before, and they were terrified, running all over the place. Four of them, though, were brave enough or disciplined enough or whatever that they managed to do what they were trained for, which was apparently to run underneath our tanks. And blow up.

What the fuck?

No, seriously?

War’s shit, but it’s sort of predictable shit. You get used to it after a while. There’s always new ways of killing people, and more horrible ways. Gas was a bit of a shock but it wasn’t exactly a surprise. But strapping bombs to dogs and making them go kill themselves? That’s an unexpected sort of terrible.

After the first few dogs blew up, we knew what they were up to, so we did our best to kill them.

I don’t know how it became my job to shoot puppy-dogs in the fucking face. I know the world’s gone mad, but somehow it always manages to continue to go mad in new and exciting ways.

Well, we managed to kill and capture three of the dogs, despite the Soviets trying their damnedest to keep us from doing exactly that. Guess they didn’t want us getting our hands on their new “high tech equipment,” but I’m honestly not sure why they bothered. That’s what makes me most angry, I think. The whole thing was inefficient as fuck. The plan was badly conceived and even more abysmally implemented. Like, if you’re going to train up a bunch of suicide dogs you could at least have the decency to train them well. What’s the fucking point of sending them out to die for nothing?

But none of that was the worst part. No, the worst fucking part was this:

So these dogs were scared out of their minds, right? So obviously they did what any terrified dog would do, they ran back to their masters for protection.

Six of them made it back to the Soviet trenches and exploded.

I’m not ashamed to say that I laughed, because talk about a plan backfireing.

If it weren’t so sad this whole thing would be fucking hilarious. I know the propaganda people are going to have a field day with it.

But. Just think about it. What a way to go, killed by your own dog exploding because of the bomb you put on him. It’s fucked up, is what it is.

But the very worst part was, obviously those guys knew they couldn’t let their bomb dogs back into their trenches. So they shot them before they could get close.

Look, I said these dogs weren’t trained real well, they obviously couldn’t handle a real battlefield, but they were definitely trained. These handlers had spent who knows how many hours with these dogs. Think about it, your dogs so scared and he comes running toward you looking to you for help, eyes brimming full of doggy trust, and you fucking shoot him dead. I can’t imagine it.

I saw the looks on those poor guys’ faces. Damn, I can’t stop thinking about it.

I’m glad Germany wasn’t here.

That’s the punchline, isn’t it. Germany, whose government is committing atrocities that will be remembered and judged for a thousand years if the world is lucky, and I just can’t stop thinking about how glad I am that the kid didn’t have to see a bunch of dogs get shot. In the list of terrible things either of us have done, killing animals should be way down at the bottom. But somehow we’re twisted enough that it doesn’t FEEL that way, killed humans so many times we’ve gotten used to it.

That’s the thing though, he’s just a kid when it’s all said and done. A kid that I raised. Looking back you can draw the straight line of his trajectory from where I first scrapped him together into a bleeding kind of whole, and told him to make me proud, to become the greatest nation the world had ever seen at any cost, to now. He’s not a monster, just young and enthusiastic and mislead and brainwashed. And he’s MY baby brother. At the end of the day, I’ll do whatever it takes to protect him, physically, emotionally, whatever, even fight this stupid war. Even kill dogs and innocents, if that makes me a monster so be it.

The world really has gone to shit. Germany’s run by a madman, and so is Russia, and God help everyone stuck between us. Meanwhile, I guess I’ll just try my best to look out for my brother and cry about dead dogs.

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wishingfornever · 6 years

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1/10/2018 – No Contact: Hitting the Polls

So, I ended up asking a question to my fellow nations and I got minimal communication out of it. Lol, I’m really bad at being responsible. I ended up watching several movies yesterday. And by yesterday I mean it’s almost 1am and I watched three movies as well as ordered a large pizza and ate it at one sitting. I’m a terrible person.

Three movies, all animated and almost all French. The Angry Birds Movie (which was better than I thought it’d be), Avril and the Extraordinary World, and The Long Way North. The last two were the french ones. I watched these after binge watching CellSpex who I started watching due to her Zero Punctuation styled portrayal of herself. Not to say she’s ripping it off or anything, she just uses a very simplistic way to illustrate herself being her outline. Expression is done with a simple outline of eyes rather than using a facecam like other channels.

The Angry Birds Movie… as mentioned, better than I thought it was going to be. I relate with the angry main character because I too have large eyebrows. Oh, and I might have anger problems. CellSpex mentioned how it was an allegory for Trump being right, but the way I saw it was… anti-American. The pigs represented the United States as evident with their boats and greedy pigs with Southern Accents. The eagle was the outdated throes of liberty, coming back to aid a less advanced people to overcome their enemy who is a western power. In the end, they sing praises of “Red” which is communism!

I guess my point is, if you look for something you’ll find it. I don’t think it’s trying to push a Communist message but everything can be open to interpretation. That’s what makes everything so challenging. When you take a religion and you determine your interpretation is the only correct one, then you end up with Protestantism and Catholicism with all these little heresies in between.

That said, Avril and the Extraordinary World. I was a little let down. I thought the art was something. The animation was well done, I like how each individual person sort of moved on their own accord. Gives a lot of life to the world in a very subtle way, I felt. The opening scene with the police was just stellar. However, I did feel the second half of the movie was somewhat weaker. The ideas I came up for were WAY cooler than what actually happened.

I really wanted to see it in French, however. I would have preferred subtitles. Especially when the talking cat (who is actually quite charming, btw) requests Avril explain something simply by saying, “In English, please.” That actually pissed me off. They’re French. They’re in France. They should speak French. Even if the movie is in English, they should have said, “In French, please.”

I also thought the villain creatures were kind of… cute. I mean, I didn’t like the idea behind them and sort of felt that they didn’t fit that well in a supposedly steampunk setting. I was hoping for more politics and thought that they’d be a rival nation like Prussia or something.

Which reminds me, they (the French) were at were with the American League, for some reason… and they built a bridge to connect themselves with Britain. Um… why? They’re the BIGGEST rivals. In fact, France had plans to invade Britain prior to WWI (if it came to that, of course). And considering a Napoleon sat on the throne… Not that it mattered. The entire political system was sort of just background noise. The Emperor wasn’t really important except that the original Napoleon III died. Even then, he could have totally been replaced with a government stooge and it would have been fine. I don’t know why they wanted France to be a monarchy when it was pretty unneeded. If there were more politics in the movie, then yeah. That’d be important. But… it’s not, really. It’s just kind of there.

There is a lot that I didn’t like now that I think about it. I was expecting… A LOT more. And I dislike how the Alternative History got the real history… wrong. Like certain things wouldn’t have been able to happen due to what they proposed. That’s always been a pet peeve of mine. And I also dislike how they just selected a group of famous or relatively well-known scientists from the early 20th century just to be sort of… cameos. I mean… Tesla. That’s the only one people really would care about.

Regardless, I liked the animation, even though the noses and ears were really big. The cat was great, as mentioned, and the grandfather wears spats. That’s nice. Fashion hadn’t changed much, it seems, as they still had late victorian wear. It’s steampunk, which is sort of underplayed in media. It’s charming. It’s just… eh. I was hoping for more. I felt disappointed. Like, if it were a pizza I’d have eaten it all and still feel like I hadn’t eaten enough. And it’d have mushrooms which I dislike but I’ll eat anyways because it’s still good pizza.

Finally, The Long Way North. This was my favorite of the night. It was GORGEOUS. Just beautiful. The artwork wasn’t as detailed as Avril and blah blah blah but it was still very inviting. What I liked most about it is that it didn’t use a lot of black outlines. Really, it had very few outlines. Samurai Jack did this, sort of. The eyes are simple but they were beautiful. The motion was just… refreshing.

The story was fine, though I did have some quips about how they’re supposed to be in Russia. Only ONCE did I see Cyrillic. The rest of the writing was mostly in French, which admittedly would have been a thing for Russian Aristocracy to know… but not Norwegian sailors. At least, I assume they’re Norwegian. They have Scandinavian names and the ship is called the “Norge.” I don’t really know what they do, either. Like, they’re not whalers and they’re not transporting goods. What do you do?!

They make plot happen, I guess.

I found how they did feet to be weird but also kind of… cute. It had a childlike spirit but was still captivating. There were some dumb cliches here and there and some more questions that I’d like answers for, but for the most part? It’s a movie I want to suggest to Ariel. I think she’d like it too. :D

Time for bed. Going to be a busy day tomorrow. I intend to finish my tax plan tomorrow. Or… today.

Well, that was a waste. Current time is 10. I didn’t have a lot of time today. I was called in for work. Drat. I posted a poll asking about “What we should do!” and what should be taxed. Irrelevant, really. Just buying me time. I didn’t have the chance to pick up honey mustard or anything else, not that it matters. I was too tired from work.

I ended up watching videos and streams when I got back. I can’t recall what I really did today, which is weird.

I’m watching an old movie. Troy. It came out 14 years ago. An old story but I don’t like how the narration begins with, “Will they remember us in 2004?!” Golly, I don’t know. Will they remember us in 6018? It’s dumb. And they keep doing it. “They’ll tell our tales thousands of years from now!” Shut up! Stahp it! No! Stop bragging about how we remember an ancient story! Stop it. You don’t see modern stories about snipers talking about “In 300 years, they’ll remember me.”

Dumb. So dumb.

Still, I quite enjoy troy. Not a lot of ancient movies that aren’t overtly religious or mythic. Like… it’s somewhat similar to what France considered art while Rembrandt was doing his thing. He had stark contrasts with sublime imagery as did other Dutch artists while to the French, this was not art! Art must be old, depicting historic events or mythological events! That’s why there is SO much art depicting ancient kings and whatever and not much of the actual normal every day from that period.

Like, cool, but for real though. Branch out.

In the 60’s and 70’s all Ancient movies were just… meh. Ben-Hur. Romans. Jesus, also. Dumb. I hated Ben-Hur. Jason and the Argonauts. Also dumb but impressive for its time. Then The 300 Spartans or whatever movie. Also dumb. Haven’t seen it, but it’s dumb. Of course, that one isn’t religious but I’m sure it’s got some religious undertone. Most American movies did, probably in an effort to combat Communism.

Anyways, I’m trying to think of a good movie about Rome or Ancient Greece… idk. There is a lot you can do, I’d personally like to see something involving the siege of Syracuse during the second punic war. Which reminds me. Why is Hannibal not in any movies?

Of course, Hannibal would perhaps be cast by an African American gentleman if they made a movie about it. Really, they should get an Israeli to do it as the Carthaginians were a Semitic people. Of course, that might not be enough because the modern Israeli can be sort of white at times. Perhaps an Arabic character would be fine. Just a Middle-Eastern sort of appearance physically.

Regardless, going to watch my movie. I like the outfits because they’re not the greek armor you know and love. Breastplate, corinthian helmet, bracers… honestly, you had to supply your own kit back then. So, there wouldn’t really be a uniform. What I described? That’s expensive and I’m fairly certain they didn’t have bracers. Just didn’t. Not sure why, may have been a waste of armor to them.

That said, the armor takes some inspiration from this old boar tusk helmet from the Mycenean period. They were basically early Greeks which is appropriate for the… well, Greeks in the movie. A lot of detail and design. Sometimes too much design, but still. It was clear that “These aren’t the Greeks we see from pottery. These Greeks are even MORE Ancient!” Except for Achilles who has a Corinthian helmet… with a very open face. And somewhat modern armor for the time.

Regardless, I always felt good costumes help sink you into the feel of the movie. When I was younger, this all looked perfect to me. Now? Not so much, but it gets a pass.

Oh, Christ. The costumes are worse than I remember. Non-Greek items on supposedly Greek men. They mentioned a lot of places in Greece, too. Not sure how powerful they would have been at this time but they didn’t sound very… well, powerful. In fact, I think it’s kind of redundant. Thessaly also looks like a desert. It’s in greece so I THINK it should be green but I’m not sure.

The capital A without the line in the middle. That’s a popular thing on shields. Called a Lambda. It’s basically the letter “L” for the Greeks. Spartans never really used the lambda until AFTER the battle of Thermopylae which is YEARS after. I say that because I noticed a random lambda at Achilles’s yurt. Very ancient if they’re using yurts instead of housing. Almost nomadic.

They say Thessalonian again. I think he’d be identified more by his city rather than region. Thessaly isn’t a city but a region. I guess it’s not wrong, just unusual.

Army shots. A lot of extras. Thing is, uniforms are very important in movies because you can recognize them versus us! We’re the good guys, we wear white while… eh. Yeah, there was a lot of individuality in the militaries back then. Armors would look different, shields would DEFINITELY be different, colors would be different, or whatever. As mentioned, you brought what you had. If you had a yellow shirt then you wore it. Your friend would wear a blue shirt. The idea of uniforms being an important thing to have wasn’t really a thing until quite recently. Even in Ancient Rome when they had a professional army, you’d still see a few different effects here and there. Mostly with officers, mind you, who could afford it. But still.

I LOVE how they have to convince Achilles to stay because their army is scared. Like, dude. They’re scared because Achilles fights all the battles for them. If he leaves, then they have to fight. And they’ve probably never fought a battle because Agamemnon says, “Best fighters fight only!” all the time. It’s a miracle the Greeks ever conquered Troy.

Oh, shit. They have that weird helmet thing with a super circular crest. Didn’t notice it. The guards at the table during a feast. Guarding… a portion of important wall? Hrm. Regardless, I’ve seen that helmet before. Also seems to be a Saracen helmet adorned by someone at the table… for reasons?

Sparta is the most fucking overrated city state ever. Just a thought.

Poseidon? I’m fairly certain the Trojans had different gods than the Greeks because they weren’t actually Greek. I’m not entirely certain, however. Just fairly.

The Greeks wear red and the Trojans wear blue. Hrm… Weird thing to notice.

Paris loves Helen… thing is, love wasn’t really an acceptable reason for marriage back then. Funny thing, that. You see someone talking about how in Greek mythology, humans had 4 arms and 4 legs and Zeus separated them so they’d have to forever find their soulmate, you look them in the eye and call them a liar.

Country wouldn’t really be the term. City-State. So City.

Whenever someone says, “Poetic” my ears perk like my name is being called. Hector said “Nothing Poetic” and I’m like, “Eh?!” First half of my screen name. ;)

Proved. That’s a word, yeah. Sounds weird. I think I would have said, “Proven.”

Every day wear costumes are… weird. Costumes in general are getting weirder. Sean Bean, what?

And Odysseus references his wife. Lel. Odyssey easter egg. And then he talks about how remembered it’d be… oof. Stahp it.

Larissa? Wait, what? That’s IN fucking Thessaly! Achilles fought other Thessalians? Seriously? And the king of Thessaly didn’t know who Achilles was? Achilles just happen to be a POWERFUL mercenary, born locally. In fact, he’s from what is probably your main city. I mean, he’s bumped elbows with OTHER kings like Odysseus. And now they’re talking about being remembered again! Christ, this is like the prequel to Coco. -,-

Priam has a voice like deep velvet. Oof. Powerful. Wasn’t expecting that from such a narrow figure.

Thinking back, I think in the Iliad the Gods were on both sides because they felt split about the issue. I can’t remember, I read it in high school and it was sort of difficult to read through. So, maybe they did worship the same gods? Or maybe Homer assumed they did. It’s possible.

What accent does Hellen have? Everyone is English but she sort of sounds… well, drunk.

I hate when extras have their gear slightly to the side like it doesn’t fit correctly or something. Dude, straighten your helmet. Do what you need to do. Everyone should be passed around a handheld mirror or something. -,-

Oh, those archers have the most worthless helmets. You could have a band of metal wrapped around your head that will get hot and eventually start cooking your flesh in the nice, Mediterranean sun… or you could wear a straw hat. Both will protect you about the same. The stray hat may actually be better, considering it won’t melt your forehead. If the sun exists and can get hot, you don’t want to be touching metal.

Something I do remember is whenever someone who had awesome armor fell in battle in the Iliad, people fucking lost their shit and rushed to loot the body. Strip them of their armor. Random fact. May remember it wrong. So, a lot of those people who are fighting would have a shield, a helmet, and a spear with nothing else. The myrmidons would be decked out because they’re badasses and they’d have collected armor from previous encounters… but the run of the mill warrior wouldn’t.

I want to see a movie where the armor isn’t a suggestion. I want to see it actually save someone’s life. Preferably, someone who isn’t a main character. Something else I’d like to see is more people who are just… wounded. Not killed but just wounded. This may surprise you but most casualties in a battle weren’t really fatalities. Well, not immediately… wounds could be fatal but they didn’t die instantly. I dislike seeing the aftermath of a battle and it’s a field littered with corpses. It wouldn’t be that static. There would be crying, people huddled in a ball, people writhing in pain. It’s actually kind of hard to kill a person. But no. Everyone must die instantly.

Oh, look. D-Day. Lelelelelelel.

Random thing to note. The Romans believed their people were originally Trojans. This is probably untrue. However, I do think it’s a possibility that their neighbors to the north may have been Trojan. They were the Etruscans and not a lot is known about them. The Romans had a tendency to adopt customs and cultural ideas from other cultures, look at their gods. Basically reskinned Greek gods. The Etruscans being Trojan? Perhaps the Romans adopted their neighbors’ history and some of their identity. Just a thought, of course.

“I spoke with two farmers today. They saw an eagle with a serpent clutched in it’s talons today. This is a sign from Mexico. They will pay for our wall.” I make myself laugh.

I’m not sure they’d be kissing. I believe kissing was a Roman tradition. Was very unusual in other cultures.

Looking at the extras for the armies, I’d say this may have been filmed in Turkey. If so, they used the Turkish army as extras. That’s a common thing to do. You pay the government rather than the extras so it’s cheaper. Then again, they may have filmed somewhere else. I assumed Turkey because that’s where Troy is supposed to be. But the Trojans aren’t Turks. Remember that.

Lol, they look like my cousins actually. I think I see one of Adela’s brothers.

Hrm, maybe they aren’t entirely from an army. If they are, then they allowed the soldiers to grow beards just for the movie. I’m curious where it’s filmed now. :o

...is this Mexico?

HOLY FUCK, IT MIGHT BE!!! I just Googled it. They filmed in Malta and Mexico. Mexico was where they filmed the gates and wall of Troy. Whoa. The extras probably are Mexican. Certainly a lot of CGI. And it makes the idea that the eagle with the serpent thing represents a sign from Mexico even better. I wouldn’t have guessed Mexico but the guy with Agamemnon looked like one of my uncles. Interesting. :D

Hector has a very handsome actor playing him. More handsome than Brad Pitt I feel.

There is a nose guard on the helmet of Paris. When we see through his perspective, however, it’s sawed off.

He spits out a lot of blood for what looks like SUCH a weak punch.

Apollonians… they look like every other soldier. It probably would have been cheaper if their costumes were more realistic. Minimal armor for the average soldier while the Apollonians would have actual armor. That way, they’re unique and can be identified quickly. Also, archers are op please nerf.

The Hittites are mentioned. That’s pretty neat except the Hittites are on the other side of Turkey, almost Armenia. I can’t remember if it were them or the Assyrians but one of their cultures relied on conquest. Either their civilization conquered or the world would end. They had to win EVERY battle… well, they lost a battle. World didn’t end. Then their civilization collapsed. The lesson there is push for victory but allow defeats. You can lose every battle in a war but that doesn’t mean the war is lost.

I feel the scene where Achilles rescues the priestess is cliché. So cliché. :/

They’re listing off gods now. Eh… There were literally hundreds of gods in Greek culture. Like, I touched on this back with Hercules.

Sean Bean actually has a rather soothing voice. I never noticed that until now. I remember in the Sharpe series, he pissed me off. Even then, I think it was less to do with his character and more to do with Anglophilia. As well as blatant classism. And horrible cliches, again. And inaccurate historical portrayals. Then again, I guess the books may have been better. Not sure. It was suggested to me back when I played vidya gams.

Patroclus is a terrible actor.

“Attack at daybreak!” *attacks in the middle of the night WITH FUCKING NAPALM!!!*

Really, if you could get so close to their camp without setting off the alarm, why not just go in and stab everyone quietly. I mean, you’re already attacking at night. Just… come on. Wouldn’t Apollo have better watch over you when the sun is out?

I love how they march in the sand. Like, they look like they’re running SO slowly. Fun times.

The armies stop fighting to watch the best fighters fight. I’m not sure how true that is but I’ve heard it’s happened on medieval battlefields before.

One of the extras in the back, shaking his head. I love it.

“There are no turns, so you can’t get lost. I know you too well. Got lost in the fucking hallway… dumb bitch.” I shouldn’t poke fun. I get lost easily as well.

Archery. Ah, yes. Warfare for the cowardly.

Good fight between Hector and Achilles… except Achilles forgot his helmet, shield, and spear head. D’oh!

King Priam snuck into the Greek encampment. Really? If some old dude could do it then the Trojans could have snuck at least Hector in there. Killed a few people, slit a few throats of sleeping Greeks and then flee. Cause chaos or something. Didn’t have to turn the beach into the Vietnam War.

Wait, Priam knew Achilles father? And the king of Thessaly never even heard of Achilles? The guy who is literally two yurts down from his palace?

CGI soldiers… huh. I wonder why CGI movies aren’t more common. I think they did something like that with Beowulf but it was just… weird. Not a good movie. There was a movie called Beowulf and Grendel which was interesting. Not the best, either, but they had historically accurate armor. Always nice. Was true to the original lore, as well.

CGI might be cheaper than live action in terms of large battles and historical accuracy. And if you’re doing a series, maybe you can reuse assets. Then again, it might be more expensive due to… well, CGI taking time to do. Time is literally money.

Oh, Aeneas has a part in this? I was under the impression that he was a cousin of Hector and Paris. Paris doesn’t know him? Huh.

“We’ll be together! In this world or the next!” Erm… The River Styx isn’t a very romantic setting.

Lol, this dude just bounced his shield.

There is a lot of impalings in this movie.

Oh, Agamemnon died. Weird, I thought he survived the war. I guess he was basically the antagonist in this movie… though I don’t think there really was an antagonist in the Iliad. Every story nowadays needs someone to personify evil, I guess. Where Achilles is honorable, Agamemnon seeks power. They clash, thus they’re opposites.

Eh… I prefer the idea of not having antagonists. We expect the bad guy to lose. To die. To be punished. In reality, this couldn’t be further from the truth. It’s not that life is tragedy, it’s just what you make of it. Those who do what they must ensure a better world for themselves and those they care about. Behind every pair of eyes is a story. And in every story, they will be their own hero. And each story… each hero. They’re all flawed.

That’s what makes a good character.

Geez, Achilles. I bet you wish you didn’t forget your armor in front of the gates of Troy. Dumb ass.

If I recall correctly, Achilles doesn’t die in the Iliad. I’m not sure I remember the ending at all. However, it’s suggested that Paris’s shot was guided by Apollo himself… because Paris is a coward and isn’t allowed to be credited with defeating Achilles. Poor, poor Paris.

Of course, I’ve heard a lot of things. My dad told me about how Achilles was on his chariot, dragging Hector’s body and Paris prayed to Apollo to guide his arrow and it hit Achilles’s heel. He falls off his chariot and his head hit a rock. That’s what my dad told me. I don’t actually know how he died but the way I heard it sounds dumb. Also conflicts with the Iliad, which probably isn’t the most ACCURATE of sources, but I like the idea of Achilles finding a bit of peace by returning the body of Hector.

Alright. Movie is over. Not as good as I remembered but it was decent. :D

Current time is 2:30. I did the thing I thought was probably annoying. The movie thing. Not really a review, more a walkthrough. If you just read it while not watching the movie then I just describe dumb moments. I said I wouldn’t do it again because it’s annoying. But I started and I couldn’t stop. My weakness is historical facts in movies. D’oh! And I told Adela I’d do the dishes before I went to bed! Also D’oh!

I’ll do them… it’s just really late. I’m irresponsible. A good reason to not document my movie viewing experience is because of this crap right here. I started watching a two hour movie at 11. Maybe before. And I just finished it. I did a lot of writing with the occasional stop by google to check where the movie was made and who died when. Btw, I was right. Agamemnon survived the war. -,-

Anyways, time for bed. But first, dishes. Night.

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