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Makes Bruce so frustrated. And Eddie really goes for that bit. I mean Columbo does it with the murderers mostly, but Eddie does it to everybody he happens to be working with :D Bc he's a lil shit like that ❤️

E: I'm sorry, Batman. I looked at it from all angles and I just don't know.

B: Just say it.

E: What?

B: You always do this. Then at the last minute, you add "just one more thing!". Just get over with it, I have a murderer to catch.

E: Oh, wow. Okay, I didn't know that's how you feel about my innocent little quirk. Either way, I TRULY do not know. I really tried.

B: Oh... I see. We'll just keep on trying then. Maybe The Question can help us.

E: Yeah, I'll go get him.

E:

E: Oh, wait! There's just this one more thing.

B: (inner nuclear explosion)

Headcanon: Edward LOVED Columbo when he was young. And when he became a detective, he copied his mannerisms: the trench coat, obviously! and he likes to pretend he doesn't have the answer to the last second, then he goes to leave.. and then does the Columbo move of "...Wait! Just one more thing!" with his finger pointing up xD

He doesn't do it every time, sometimes he prefers Poirot's way of explaining the crime. But he enjoys the drama of the Columbo way xD

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Connected to this lil headcanon about Eddie's cats.

I love the idea that Bruce has a one-sided rivalry with one of them xD Poor Bruce... he is THE NIGHT, not afraid of the likes of Killer Croc or the Scarecrow, but that cat man... That cat is going to be the end of him. 

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after all we're all dead meat

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the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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I feel like a lot of people don’t quite get what a butler is. The role tends to get rounded off to ‘male servant’ pretty regularly in some media, whereas actually butlers are typically not just servants but chief servants. The butler was generally in charge of either all male servants or just all servants, period, in the household of an aristocrat or other very wealthy person. This meant that butlers have often been fairly powerful and influential people, and sometimes even had a manservant or two of their own.

(Also, fun fact: Mary Roberts Rinehart, the early 20th century mystery writer who is widely credited with popularizing the whole ‘the butler did it’ trope was nearly murdered by one of her own servants, a chef whom she had passed over for promotion to butler. He came at her with a pistol, but it jammed, allowing her chauffeur time to wrestle it away and restrain him.)

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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see ya

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... I could not stop myself.

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riddle me this batman. would you still fight me if i was a worm

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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

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Plates ? Plates !