#this is so incredibly funny to me tho lmaooooooo

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The pornbots have figured out that im probably aroace and are targeting my niche interests instead

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dts s3 e1-3

e1: -i'm glad that i /have/ seen lawrence stroll outside of his businessman mode (chloes wedding pictures came to mind) because i'm SURE he's a kind n lovely guy but holy cow -otmar has littlefingercore advisor to the king energy. i'll say it. -lance is very adorable bbgirl here if i became a fan in 2020 i would've been easily convinced -lando is so LIL im so excited to see more of him~ -[lando squeals] subtitle is always so funny to me. print that on a t shirt -the pink mercedes drama is So Juicy 2 me i wish i was there 2 see it -this poor mclaren man trying to spoonfeed lando pr friendly sentences -cash is king? cash is king. is SO iconic 2 me. the sport is not the same w/o sewis

e2: -christian wants to fuck toto soooooo bad its embarrassing its the end of a multimonth quarantine and ur like when can i tease my work enemy again?? embarassing -the urge to put alex getting deepthroated by that covid swab in my next gifset lmaooooooo -favorite part of christian/toto dynamic is christian will talk SOOOO much shit in front of the camera but when hes talkin to toto he's like *head craned up at a 50 degree angle* hey how ya doin -first time i watched this "DAS" as an acronym threw me off So Bad bc it's also used to describe a tetris playstyle (delayed auto shift). still really throws me off alkdjfaklsdjskjla -HI MICHELLE YEOH'S HUSBAND -"against a mercedes team that is so strong, so dominant, you have to exploit every opportunity you possibly can" hi christian i hope you respect this mindset when the tables are turned! (he wont) -love lando celebrating his p3 start (face down ass up) -being hyped up abt a potential first alex win while knowing how it ends is PAINFUL -also contextualizes alex's anger around checo only getting a 5 second penalty in singapore this year, and hes right!!! its not fucking enough -lando's first podium is so SO special tho!! and netflix do an amazing job with it with the shots of the garage going nuts and the music swelling its just incredible -and the contrast with alex's missed podium is so well done narratively. another very great episode from a writing/editing standpoint

e3: -age old mercedes driver right of passage: listening to lewis sing next door -having watched the brawn docuseries now--i think there are some interesting parallels between valtteri&lewis vs rubens&michael. theyre very different people but how many others have had that experience with a teammate like that? -always LOVE the bits with valtteri in finland my soul yearns for scandanavia -BROCEDES INTERLUDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -i do like these lil bits about time penalties explained in episodes because before watching races you really underestimate how much they can effect races. i'm looking forward to seeing netflix continue to use these instances for drama (especially season 4 max v lewis 👀) -TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN. FUCK YOU

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The ‘please let Maddie have a no traumatic storyline after tonight pls I beg you take her and Chim and Jee to Disney’ reaction dump:

When I was setting this up I almost accidentally posted it and man would y’all have been hella confused 😂

For real though can we stop trauma dumping on that poor woman? Let her breatheeeeee

I want a Buckley-Han family vacation 😤

Also my fantasy football team was ass and I lost so incredibly poorly that I don’t even need to subject myself to another week of the broncos 😷

Charlotte what are you doing stay hidden they’re literally trying to break in!!!!

Also dispatcher Josh is baaaaack. Still got my eye on you tho 🤨 don’t think I forgot about Claudette and May

HER PELVIS ?????????

BROOOOOO NO

Detective Buckley with his drill lmao

a fucking raccoon of all things

JEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!

SAYING BYE BYE 🥺🥺🥺

Nah I'm convinced she's got them bugged

LISTEN TO LINDA SHE KNOWS BEST

Athena's allergic to Hoover, isn't she ahahahaaha

PETTITION FOR BUCKLEY-DIAZ FAMILY PET PLS

PLS FOX I NEED THIS

THEY ALSO NEED THIS

BUT MOSTLY ME

Sue ♥♥♥

Robert Nash!! I know you didn't just use Denny to get Hen to take that dog lmao

He looked far too happy to say "yes it is!"

Is this how she finds out about the dog because that's going to be pretty funny ngl

Oh actually this is a hell of a lot funnier

Karen's going to be calling Bobby again, isn't she lmao

I really hope this isn't Noah - like, it would be a little lazy to reuse the 'new guy' angle but also its too blatantly obvious that they want us to think it's him.

OOOOh.

Wait.

What if--whatttt if it's the guy from the fire? The IT fella ?? idk how he'd get Maddie's info but maybe he chose one at random?

Maybe? No?? Definitely no.

I just don't want it to be Noah :(

Oh hell no--you're a nanny not marie kondo and you as sure as shit aren't ordering me around my own house

The man was too stunned to speak

Well he's for sure in on it

Dude she's putting on a clinic and I love it, guilting the fuck outta him

Its a little late bud

This is shitty all the way around

I hate it :((((((((((((((

Like I see why, but still makes me hella sad for him

Hen is a blanket hog I see

Oh hoover lmao nooooooooooooo

YES

YES DIAZ FAMILY DOG

YES

WE NEVER LOSE

ACTUALLY WE DO LMAOOOOOOO

The noise complaint hahaaaa

Hen rocking it I love it ahhhhh

low key they owe us a damn Diaz family dog

I AM FEASTING ON THIS HENREN CONTENT GIMME MORE

ALSO STAN A SUPPORTIVE EDDIE WHO WILL HYPE YOU UP

AND STAN A SENTIMENTAL BFF OUT OF CHIM

AND CRY A LITTLE WITH A SAD SETIMENTAL BUCK

also, yes that's all in caps but I was typing and watching and didn't realize that I'd hit caps whoops

She's not going to go through with it, is she? Between looking a little torn and next week having to save Karen and Denny -- I think she's going to play the what-if game, like what if she wasn't there to save them?

Also, feed me all the fucking Dad!Chimney content

BROOOOOOO GIVE ME A SPOILER ALERT FOR THAT 🥵

It should be illegal to look that good in sunglasses

I'm biting my gd nails over next week I'm ready but I'm not ready

NO I CANNOT HANDLE

NO

MOTHER FUCKER NO

CANNOT

WILL NOT

SURVIVE

FOX

I SWEAR TO GOD

I WILL POST UP

IN FRONT OF YOUR STUDIO