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#this is soo dumb but i love the jerma moments as de posts soo much so i scavenged one up
chemicaljacketslut · 2 years
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YOU — “We’re gonna play… WIN, LOSE, OR DRAW!”
LOGIC [Trivial: Success] — You don’t have a marker.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Failure] — You can use… lipstick, I guess?
INLAND EMPIRE [Medium: Success] — Dramatic game show music fills the room.
DRAMA — And you’re the host, sire! Give them a show!
YOU — “What’s he drawing? What’s he gonna draw?!”
HAND-EYE COORDINATION [Easy: Failure] — You begin twisting the lipstick up. It takes you a solid six seconds to realize you were doing it the wrong way. You flip it around and open it.
YOU — “Here we go!”
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Failure] — You hesitate. What should you draw? Your mind is blank. You have nothing. You’ve never seen anything in your life.
PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT [Challenging: Failure] — Your hand hovers jerkily over the whiteboard, unable to untangle the signals from your brain.
COMPOSURE [Trivial: Failure] — Oh, God. This is not working out how you wanted. You’re starting to sweat.
YOU - “Uhh…”
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Success] — A bus!
DRAMA — A bus will be splendid, my liege! The crowd will love it!
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Medium: Failure] — You do not know how to draw a bus.
HALF-LIGHT — DO SOMETHING!
LOGIC [Easy: Failure] — Ask for help!
YOU — “How do I draw a bus?”
LOGIC — WAIT.
YOU — “No— Start it over!”
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