#this is the 'what if jimmy got fired and kim worked her ass off to become partner and then realized she's bored out of her fucking mind' au

[imreallyloveleee]

I was made by the cold, part 2

She sees him three or four times a year, mostly when he pops into Chuck’s office to discuss whatever it is two middle-aged brothers who don’t seem particularly close need to discuss. Somehow his path always manages to cross hers – in the hallway, in the lobby, in the kitchen.

Or here in the parking garage, where her mind has gone completely blank as she tries to name a single interesting thing that’s happened to her in the last six months. 

read it on ao3.

[shawtygonemad]

Fanfic Advent Calendar 2022 - Day 23/24: Sweet Substitute

Jimmy McGill/Saul Goodman x Reader

Angst & Mild 🌶Spicy Sauce🌶

Prompt: "You've got whipped cream on your *insert favorite body part*."

Advent Calendar Masterlist

The warm air hit my face as I exited the car. Fifty degrees on Christmas Eve still felt weird to me. However, seeing the bare ground made me yearn for the snow of Washington, where I grew up. Very rarely have I ever seen snow in Albuquerque. The feeling of the cold wetness could almost be felt on my face if I closed my eyes. Next year I'll have to take Saul back home to experience it with me.

Speaking of, I needed to pick up his Christmas gift from the office. You'd think this would be the last place I'd hide a gift since he's here almost everyday. Luckily, I had the perfect place for it. Just as I was unlocking the front door, my phone rang. It was the man himself.

"Hello?" I spoke into the phone as I opened the door and stepped inside, quickly turning off the alarm system.

"Hey! Where are you at?" Saul's soothing voice came through the speaker.

"I had to run to the office to pick up your gift," I replied.

"You hid it at the office?! Where?" He asked surprised.

"The last place you'd look," I chuckled as I rounded the front counter.

"Francesca's desk," he sighed in defeat.

"Bingo!" I happily cheer at his correct answer.

I picked up the wrapped box from the drawer and set it on the counter.

"Hey, while you're there would you be able to grab my briefcase? I left it on my desk. Oh! And my work phone. See if we got any messages on it."

"You want me to work on Christmas Eve?" I narrowed my eyes.

"No! But you know we have some high profile clients that tend to call at all hours," Saul chuckled.

"I am not letting Walter White ruin our Christmas together," I stated.

"He won't, I promise. Now hurry up and bring your perky little ass home to me. I have a surprise for you," He trailed off with lust entering his voice.

"Yeah?" I purred while letting my voice dip into a sultry tone. "I'll be quick then."

I hung up as excitement started to swirl within me. Saul always know the right things to say to me. He treated me right. Something I could never say about anyone until now. Plus that man was an amazing lover. He always got off on getting me off. I needed to hurry so I could get home to him.

Briskly, I entered his office. The briefcase was on his desk, as he said. The phone, however, was a bit of a challenge to track down. It wasn't in the usual places he left it. Thankfully, a soft buzzing sound could be heard through the silence. I followed the noise to a discarded suit jacket haphazardly tossed on the couch. It was still buzzing as I pulled it out. The caller ID made my heart still. Kim Wexler.

Saul's ex-wife. I've been friends with Saul a long time. Back when he went by Jimmy McGill. So I was around for the time period he and Kim were on again off again. Personally, I didn't think she was good for Jimmy. But that could just be my own feelings talking.

I've always had a thing for the man and was beyond thrilled when he wanted to start hooking up. I thought he reciprocated my feelings. Unfortunately, every time Kim came back into the picture, I was tossed aside. It had become very clear to me that I was the rebound. The substitute for the woman he was really in love with. I called things off with him until he finally decided what he really wanted. Unfortunately, Kim made that decision for him when she moved away to start her own firm separate from Jimmy's.

I was there to pick up the pieces of his heart she had left shattered behind. He was a wreck and had no one there to help piece him together besides me. During that time, I guess Jimmy realized that I was truly the only one there for him. He claimed that he wanted no one else but me. So we gave it another shot, and things have been happy ever since. Until now.

When I gathered the courage to answer the phone, it was already too late and went to the voice-mail. With gritted teeth and a new angry fire within, I listened to the voice-mail. What the hell could she possibly have left to say after breaking this man's heart. She has another thing coming if she thinks he'll just come running right back to her.

"Hey Jimmy! I'm just returning your call. I'd love to have lunch with you on Monday. Though noon doesn't work for me, so how about 1:30? Call me back."

My heart sank. Returning your call. He was the one who had reached out to her first. He was setting up a lunch date with her. Why? Why would he do this? I thought we were happy. Everything had been going so well between us and with the law firm! Why am I never good enough for him? What the hell does Kim Wexler have that I don't?

Angst soured my mood as I got into the car and drove to our shared apartment. Tears flowed down my cheeks as I tried to come up with something to say to him. After everything I've done for him, he still runs back to her. Well, that was the last time I'll ever piece him back together. I will no longer allow this man to use me and toy with my feelings. It's over.

A muffled sob left my lips when the thought crossed my mind. I didn't want it to be over. It had been so good. I loved this man more than I have with anyone else. But I had to do this. I couldn't keep living this way. I deserved to be with someone who wanted me, always and forever.

I wiped the tears away when I parked the car. A deep breath heaved through my chest before I put on a stone cold face. I'm going to go up there, pack, and tell him it's over. Nothing will change my mind. Not even his cute little puppy dog eyes he likes to use when I'm upset with him. My mind has been made up.

My legs felt like cinder blocks as I drug myself up to our apartment. After another breath, I unlocked the door and stepped inside. I tried my best not to look at the pictures of us happily together that littered the walls. My mind couldn't be changed. This needed to be done.

Soft Christmas music could be heard from the bedroom. A faint yellow glow was seen through the cracked doorway. My anger flaired again as I was reminded that it was Christmas Eve. How dare he put me through this today of all days. My favorite holiday was about to be ruined.

I flung the hall closet open and grabbed my suitcase from the top shelf. Aggressively, I pulled it down to me with a huff. The noise must have caught Saul's attention.

"Y/N?" He called softly from the bedroom.

I ignored him as I burst through the door with my suitcase in hand. Tossing it open on the floor, I started to briskly walk through the room and grab anything I saw of mine. Without caring, I tossed it into the open case of the floor.

"Y/N? What's wrong?" He asked slightly concerned.

I spun around to tell him off. Before speaking, I took in the situation. Saul must have planned for a spicy night in with the music, glow of the candles, and the fact that he was nude on the bed. His soft cream skin was in full view. Those brown curly chest hairs I loved to lay my head upon. And my favorite part of him was still standing up in salute. A salute that was coated in foreign white substance.

"You've got whipped cream on your dick," I said blankly before turning back around to the task at hand.

I couldn't look at him. If I did, then the chances of me caving in were to rise. I needed to stay strong. The bed springs could be heard as Saul got up from the bed and approached me.

"Why are you packing? Where are you going?" Saul asked, getting more nervous the more I packed.

"I think we both know the answer to that," I snapped.

"No, I don't. Mind filling me in?" His concerned voice started to get a hint of annoyance in it.

"I'm just making things easier for you, so you'll have nothing to worry about when you have lunch with Kim on Monday. She says that noon doesn't work for her and that 1:30 will be better," I spat.

A deep sigh left the man as he pinched his index finger and thumb against the bridge of his nose. No doubt a headache was starting to form for him.

"Y/N, it's not what it sounds like," he tried to reason.

"No, I think it sounds exactly like it is," I growled as I turned to face him. "She's back in your life and you're just going to toss me to the side."

"Would you stop jumping to conclusions for once!" He shouted in frustration. "It's not like that anymore. You're the only one I want."

"Then what are you doing getting lunch with her then, hmm?"

"To sign the divorce papers."

That caught me off guard. I blinked at him in shock.

"What?"

"She never signed the divorce papers when she left. When I heard she'd be in town, I figured this would be the perfect time to have her sign them. I'd be a free man." He hesitated before grabbing my hands in his and looking me in the eyes. "I'd be able to be with you completely. And if one day we want to tie the knot, then we wouldn't have any issues."

"So you're not leaving me?" My voice quivered.

"No. I promise I'm never leaving you again. You're the only one I want. I love you, Y/N."

I was stunned, to say the least. He did this all for us, for me? I just didn't know what to say. I loved this man so much and am relieved it wasn't what I feared. He really did change. I'm speechless. So I said, and did, the only thing that impulsively came to mind.

"You're getting whipped cream all over the carpet," I told him as I locked eyes with him.

Very slowly, without breaking eye contact, I sunk down to my knees. Saul was confused at first since we were in the middle of what he assumed was a fight. Everything clicked, and his eyes rolled back in pleasure when I licked a strip up the side of his dick.

"I'm sorry for overreacting, and almost ruining Christmas," I quietly said in between licks.

"Mmhh, I'm sorry... for mm... making you feel that way," Saul panted in pleasure.

I smiled as I took him completely in my mouth and hummed at the sweet and salty taste of the dissolving whipped cream.

This was just the first of the many new Christmas memories we'd have together in the future.

[darthkieduss]

Reasons I hate Fat Donnie Trump (will update frequently)

#Republican, duh. #Narcissistic Personality Order #He lost the Popular vote. #No previous political experience #Has unrealistic ideas about how to solve America's problems, such as getting Mexico to pay for a wall to keep illegal immigrants out. #Vice President is a crazy fundamentalist Christian homophobic wackjob who thinks electroshock therapy cures homosexuality and can't be alone with a woman without his wife present. #Believes in unscientific ideas such as the idea that vaccines cause autism (I am autistic so this is a bit personal) #Has made comments alluding to sexual harassment. #Can't let any slight go. Even comments made about his sign. Jeez, Obama simply shrugged off the trolls and haters. #Won't stop bitch-tweeting. #Enacted the separation of children from their parents. #Tried to ban trans folks from the military. As long as they serve our country, who cares? #Suspended CNN's press pass after some tough questioning. #Is imposing insanely high tariffs on imported goods, mostly from China. #Supports unconstitutional profiling of Muslims. #Supports killing civilians in war. “We gotta take our their families” WHO THINKS LIKE THIS? #Posted troops on the border just for political advantage in the 2018 mid-terms. #Is a shameless self-promoter. #Can't admit his own faults. #Believes he's qualified for president because he's rich (said this in 2013) #Has passed insane tax cuts for the rich, which only increase America's budget deficit and national debt. TRICKLE-DOWN NEVER WORKS. #Had to be discouraged from invading Venezuela, who hasn't done anything to us and poses no threat to us. #Gets advice from Fox News. #Pulled out the Iran deal which was working. #Thinks that the way to show strength is by being a dick. #Cheated on every one of his wives and lied about it. We impeached Bill Clinton for it. #Has increased the military budget way too much. We spend $664 BILLION on the military. It doesn't need anymore. #Claimed Obama spied on him by wiretapping the Trump towers. Provided no evidence. #When he is criticized for something, he claims “Obama started it...” *facepalm* #LIES ON A CONSTANT BASIS. I think he lies just to see what his fans will believe... #He won't admit he lost the popular vote. He says "If you deduct the illegal voters." Oh please... #Is undoing everything Obama did just because it was Obama that did it. If he could bring back Osama bin Laden, he would. #WORLD LEADERS ARE LAUGHING AT HIM AND US #He has his cabinet kiss his ass on a constant basis. #He committed campaign finance violations during the election. #He fired FBI Director Jimmy the Giant Comey just because he wouldn't swear loyalty to him and was investigating him. That’s Obstruction of Justice. #Attacked former Attorney General Jeff Sessions for not closing the Mueller investigation. #He said he wanted to lower the minimum wage back in 2015. #The infamous "Mexicans are rapists" Comment. #Attacked the late John McCain for being a Prisoner-of-War. #Gave out a Senator's cellphone number out of spite. #Blamed Megyn Kelly's tough questioning on her period. #He said "Bring back torture EVEN IF IT DOESN'T WORK". (2015) ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! #Tried to have his political opponents locked up. #"Jokes" about being president-for-life. If Obama had "joked" about this, the right would've lost their shit. #Threatened martial law in Chicago. #Praised Protestant bigot Norman Peale, who only opposed JFK simply because he was Catholic. #He violated the Presidential Records Act. #One of his tax cuts gave the poor $40, the ultra-rich $940,000 #He appeals to insecure men. #He and Jeff Sessions said it is ok to discriminate against gay people. #Complains about people not respecting the flag, says the guy who molests it. #Wants North Korean-style Military Parades. #Started that Obama birth certificate bullshit... He only said Obama was born in America in 2016...when it was politically-convenient. (*cough* back-pedaling) #He believes women are beneath him. #Doesn't believe in Global Warming. #Wouldn't stop saying interrupting Clinton in the debates. #Has more in common with the criminal Richard Nixon than anyone else. (Edit: He called for an end to investigations like Tricky Dick did in ‘74) #3.2 MILLION Americans lost their health insurance in Trump's first year. #"A terror attack would help me politically bigly." or we could NOT have a terrorist attack, thank you. #Claimed he would've run into a school shooting to confront the shooter without a weapon. BULLSHIT. #His lawyers say "I can't let him testify because he can't stop lying." #His budget obliterated funding for Science, Education, EPA & labor. #He encourages Republicans to break the law. #Tweeted FAKE photos to convince his fans that the border wall is being built. #Has committed obstruction of justice. (Edit: Confirmed by Mueller) #Said he's in favor of bombing civilians. #He had the USAF bomb an antivenom medical facility in Syria. #He said he only received $1 Million from his father. HE GOT $400 Million. ANOTHER LIE. #He makes everything about himself. Even 9/11. Who makes 9/11 about himself? #Claims he's completely immune to lawsuits over constitutional violations. Nixon said that, but it didn't work for him. #He's driving us to another Great Depression. #He threatened to punish the media if they weren't nice to him. #He calls the press "The enemy of the people" when they don't kiss his ass. #He calls Sean Hannity every night. Sean Hannity is a partisan hack who wouldn't turn on a Republican president even if he found out he was using JFK's Eternal Flame to light farts. He’s so far up Trump’s ass he can taste his lunch. #He still uses his private NON-SECURE cell phone, creating HUGE National Security problems. #He admitted his attacks on the media are just to discredit negative stories. #He claims he has the power to pardon himself. NO THE HELL HE DOESN'T. #Giuliani said Trump can't testify because his memory keeps changing. #THE MOST THIN-SKINNED PRESIDENT. #He is against the protections for pre-existing conditions. HE is a pre-existing condition. #When told Kim Jong-Un is a murderer, he responded "He's a tough guy." #He says Americans should obey him like North Koreans are forced at gunpoint to obey Kim Jong-un. #He trusts brutal dictators, but not our closest allies. #He is jealous of Kim Jong-Un's absolute grip on power. #He lied about the German crime rate to justify his immigration policies. #He suggested destroying the Constitution so he can deport immigrants faster. #Authorized USING LETHAL FORCE ON UNARMED MIGRANTS!!! #Lied to the United Nations, saying poverty in America doesn't actually exist. I PERSONALLY know people who are living in poverty. #He issued a gag order to stop government employees from talking to reporters. #He said, on tape, that if Senator Elizabeth Warren proved she was Native American, he would donate $1 million to a charity of her choice. When she did, and someone pointed it out, he said "I didn't say that." Whether or not he’s obligated to pay, he said he would but now he’s saying he didn’t say it. #Says people who criticize him are a threat to America. #His trade wars have cost 100,000+ American jobs. #People who work for him tend to be convicted of crimes... #Makes slanderous lies about us Democrats. #Told German Chancellor she owes him $1 Trillion even though she doesn't him shit. #76% of the claims Trump makes during his rallies are LIES. #He has committed at least NINE impeachable offenses. #He said he believes Russian president Vladimir Putin over OUR OWN intelligence agencies. #He once said in December 2016, "Fuck the law! I don't give a fuck about the law! I want my fucking money!" #Claimed we've won the war on poverty, so let's cut food stamp programs. No we haven't. #He threatened to nuke the economy to spite China. #He said he'd drain the swamp, yet he was 86 lobbyists on his staff. #He thinks everyone else is as stupid as he is. #Corporations are PRAYING that Trump tweets us into a war. #He told a crowd "reality isn't real" so they should ignore it. #Wages have tanked after Trump's wealthy tax cut. #Nixon was guilty as hell and Trump sounds just like him. #He actually claimed you need a Picture ID to buy cereal....CEREAL...WHO IS THIS STUPID?!?! #He claimed people will die if we don't make cars less fuel efficient. #By August 2018 his lie count topped 4,200+. By May 2019, it’s now 10,000+. #His administration is now allowing more toxic asbestos into our daily lives. #His wife plagiarized Michelle Obama in a speech during the election. #He watches tapes of his rallies to marvel at his own "brilliance", if that's what you call it. More like jerking off to himself. #He said military might is more important that jobs. #He said violating ethics rules to meet with Fox news is in "the public's interest" #Discreetly called for Hillary Clinton's assassination by firearm (”Second Amendment people”) if she had won. #Claimed he would ONLY accept the results of the 2016 election IF HE WON. #Said "Let's fucking kill him" of Bashar al-Assad. Yes, Assad is a bad man, but WE DON'T ASSASSINATE PEOPLE. #He said he wants to separate migrants kids from parents INDEFINITELY. #He acted like a total ass on the 2018 9/11 anniversary. #He denies that 3,000+ Puerto Ricans died in Hurricane Maria. #Pentagon officials had to stop Trump from tweeting us into a war. #American taxpayers spent $77 MILLION on Trump's Golf trips. #Criticized Obama for golf trips...has taken more golf trips in 3 years than Obama did in 8. #Said the FBI is a "Cancer to the country". #His administration cut cancer research funding to pay for child prisons. #Puerto Rico won't get statehood simply because they were mean to him. *His administration said Planet is burning down, so let's just ruin it now. *Says he loves North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un. “We fell in love”. *Talked about his dick at the debates. *He is being investigated for tax evasion and fraud. *Hates immigrants, married two Eastern European immigrant, son of a Scottish immigrant and grandson of a German immigrant. *Claimed Iraq War was wrong, yet he has increased troop numbers there. *Compared sexual assault victims to arsonists. #He denied Saudi Arabia financial interests...AFTER bragging about them. #He hasn't condemned Saudi Arabia for their murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi. #He mocked decorated Navy SEAL, saying they should've gotten Osama bin Laden sooner. WHAT? #He banned 2 Million Federal workers from discussing his impeachment at work. #He demanded that he leave the G20 during the climate change discussion. #He told about skyrocketing national debt: "I won't be here." when it explodes. #Called a US Senator "The Dick". #*His hush money payments were done ILLEGALLY, with campaign cash. #His cult sent bombs to everyone he criticized. Not saying he's directly responsible but that's how cultist his fans are. #He threatened to bring Saturday Night Live to court simply for making fun of him. Awww poor baby, is someone making fun of you? Good. #Never has a president been under so much investigations except Richard Nixon. #He pulled us out of the Paris agreements. #His 2018 government shutdown lasted 35 days and was over a stupid wall. #He only works 40% of the day. He's the laziest POTUS ever. #He pulled us out of the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces Treaty. HE STARTED A NEW COLD WAR. #He won’t release his taxes. If he’s got nothing to hide, why HIDE EM? #He threatened us Democrats, saying he has the support of the police, the military and “Bikers for Trump.” Bikers for Trump=BrownShirts. #Claims that windmill causes cancer and kill birds...Are you fucking kidding me? #His son Donny Douchebag got a crowd to chant “AOC sucks” like the douchebag he is. #Claimed his father was born in Germany. Fred Trump was born in NYC, how stupid can you be to not know where your parents were born... #Claims he should get 2 more years added to his term because those 2 years were “stolen” by the Mueller report. *facepalm-cringe* #He told 4 Progressive non-white Congresswomen to “Go back to where you came from”. 3 of 4 were BORN HERE, YOU FUCKING RACIST #One-uped the “go back to your country” but viciously attacking Elijah Cummings and Baltimore in a racist Twitter tirade. #Extorted the Ukrainian President to investigate Joe Biden (finally being impeached) #He's always blaming everybody else, complaining, never taking responsibility. #"I inherited a mess." You inherited millions of dollars, you whiny...little...BITCH!

[attack-on-fandomstuck]

Better Call Saul thoughts and theories

now, before i begin, i would like to apologize to all my followers who are probably SICK of seeing Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad posts from me the past several days. i am sorry………but not enough to stop xD so with that out of the way, let’s move on!

So, BCS, it is the light of my life right now. i have been talking with a friend, and we have been coming up with many theories and ideas of characters histories and what the future holds. i would like to share some of this and see what other ideas you all have? Warning, possible spoilers coming up with these theories, so proceed with caution. ALSO ALSO long ass post……so with that in mind, let’s go,

1) Chuck will die. there’s been many ideas going around at How Chuck will die, because honestly, it seems pretty inevitable at this point. One idea that caught my attention though is he dies via fire. Apparently it has been hinted at several times through the series. and then i got an idea. What about an Electrical fire?? And then my friend added, what if the cause, is Howard Hamlin? So hear me out. Howard right now is being pushed to his limits by Chuck. Chuck always seemed like a father figure to Howard. His mentor. His Hero. But, you know Howard can see the deterioration of Chuck’s state of mind and being. it devastates Howard,that much is clear. just look at his face when talking to chuck in the meeting room after the insurance workers leave, he’s so near tears! he hates that it had to come to this. Sure, Chuck’s condition might be improving. but he just can’t make good decisions for all anymore. only what he thinks will better him and his ego (i.e basically telling the insurance representatives to fuck off in this most recent episode) We think that, something is going to snap inside of Howard, Chuck pushing things too far and somehow sneaking into the home, because he knows how to get in, and starting a fire while Chuck is there. Now, dying in a fire is bad enough, you have the smoke inhalation for starters and then the actual fire. Dying by the one real friend you might have had in your whole miserable life is salt to the wound. BUT dying in an ELECTRICAL fire, that would be the real kicker. Chuck still isn’t 100% better, like he wants Howard to believe he is. So, there could be an over-stimulation of electrical surges that paralyze Chuck, making him unable to run or even more. he’s alone, he’s terrified, and there is nothing he can do about it. maybe Howard reveals himself to chuck right before leaving. maybe Howard watches the fire from outside the house, ignoring any attempts Chuck may make to call for help. maybe he starts the fire and leaves. i don’t know. But we are sure that it will be Howard, someone who needs to get rid of a serious problem for him, once and for all. This will fuck with him, i’m sure. having to kill someone you were once so close to, usually does that to a person. But i don’t know the exact reaction i should expect from Howard. if you all have gotten this far, shoot me a message. let’s theorize. anyway, if Howard doesn’t die in his house from the fire, maybe help is called and he is rushed to the hospital before he dies. Maybe Jimmy’s threat will come to life then: “hooked up to all those machines that beep and whirl and…..hurt. and this time, it will be too much. and you will die there. alone” i have a feeling that will be more true than Chuck would like to believe. I may not like Chuck, at all. my 2nd least favorite character after Hector Salamanca but…… that would actually upset me. 2) Nacho, oh man. what can i even say about Nacho? i am SO scared for him. Yeah, he’s a criminal. a bad guy. he KNOWS this, but he HATES the fact that he does what he does. He is such a well rounded character. Aforementioned friend and i were talking about it, and he just has so many parallels to several characters. First, and most obvious is Jimmy Mcgill. At least at the beginning of BCS, they are both con artists who’s targets are other con artists. they like ripping off criminals because those sorts of people CANNOT go to the police without exposing themselves (*coughWORMALDcough*) they both believe in doing bad for a good cause. Jimmy pulling scams and barely staying legal to assure his clients get the best deal possible. Nacho, going after Hector Salamanca (who 100% deserves it btw) to help protect his father. but, as we see in more recent episodes, it seems that Nacho as a more prominent Moral compass than even Jimmy, now turned Saul has. Nacho does not want anyone innocent to become involved in the evil world he has entered (i.e. his father) while Saul has NO problem destroying the reputation of a sweet little old lady, Irene, just so he can get his share of the settlement. (i am still seething about that honestly. She didn’t deserve it! sweet little Irene 3 ) Now, another character we have concluded has parallels to Nacho is none other than perfect being, Kim Wexler. Lemme explain. Kim is easily one of the, if not the hardest working person in the show right now. She has pushed herself beyond her limit to help make ends meet for both her and Saul. Frankly it’s unfair, but i digress. Anyway, this last episode finally showed what had become of the late nights, micronaps, and just not letting her body res as it needs in the crash. Pressure was so great on her from her clients, nothing else mattered. Now that has all quickly caught up with her. Now with Nacho, i feel the same will apply. any free time he MAY have between the cartel and his father’s business is dedicated solely now to trying to take down Hector Salamanca before he can do any harm to his father or his business. We believe that Nacho has and will push himself WAY too far and he’s either gonna snap and violently turn on Hector and his men and get killed in the chaos, or he’s gonna slip up and get himself exposed to either Hector or Gus, who himself has a vendetta against the old asshole. Nacho himself will experience his own ‘crash’ soon, and just like with Kim’s literal crash, it’s not gonna be pretty and there will be blood. 3) (sorta) Fun little idea.okay, so worst scenario, Nacho’s father gets killed by Hector or one of his men, Nacho SNAPS and goes all Reaper from Overwatch on them “DIE DIE DIE” bullets everywhere. Mike, just wanting to help Nacho get away (because he TOTALLY sees him as a surrogate son like with Jesse) hooks him up with Jimmy, who comes across the vacuum salesman from Breaking Bad and gets himself a new identity for the now violent and very broken Nacho. They move him to some small tropical islands, ones no one has ever really heard of to work for a different sort of Cartel. He now works for Hoyt Volker under the guise Vaas Montenegro!! (i’d pay for that tbh. ) Honestly, there’s so much more i could say, i love and hate all these characters so much. I could talk about the ideas we had of how Nacho might have come into this business with the Salamancas, how he had Tuco could have met. what will happen between the two when Tuco gets out of prison. (anything about Nacho really. i love him

[weaponizedhorse]

Sierras music list

A-21-

AC/DC - Back in Black

AC/DC - Moneytalks

AC/DC - Hells Bells

AC/DC - Highway To Hell

AC/DC - Thunderstruck

AC/DC - You Shook Me All Night Long

Aerosmith - Dream On

Akon - Sexy Bitch

Alan Jackson, Jimmy Buffett - It's Five O' Clock Somewhere

Alesso - Heroes (we could be) ft. Tove Lo

Alesso - Sweet Escape ft. Sirena

Aly & AJ - Potential Breakup Song

Andy Grammer - Honey I'm Good

Ariana Grande - Dangerous Woman

Ariana Grande - Focus

Avril Lavigne - Complicated

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Avril Lavigne - Happy Ending

Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi

Avril Lavigne - Nobody’s Home

Avril Lavigne - When your gone

B-38 -

Backstreet Boys - Everybody

Backstreet Boys - I Want It That Way

Bastille - Pompeii

Becky G - Can't Stop Dancin'

Becky G - Shower

Benny - Little Game  

Big & Rich - Big Time

Big & Rich - Comin' To Your City

Big & Rich - Save A Horse

Big & Rich - 8th Of November

Big Sean - I Don't Fuck With You (Explicit) ft. E-40

Blake Shelton - Boys 'Round Here ft. Pistol Annies & Friends

Blake Shelton - Kiss My Country Ass

Blake Shelton - Some Beach

Blake Shelton - The More I Drink

Bloodhound gang - The Bad Touch

Bob Dylan - Hurricane

Bob Dylan - The Lonesome Murder of Maggie Caroll

Bob Dylan - Times They Are A-Changin

Boston - More Than A Feeling

Bridgit Mendler - Ready or Not

Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time

Britney Spears - Circus

Britney Spears - Gimme More

Britney Spears - If You Seek Amy

Britney Spears - Oops!...I Did It Again

Britney Spears, Iggy Azalea - Pretty Girls

Britney Spears - Toxic

Britney Spears - Womanizer

Britney Speaks - Work Bitch

Britney Spears - 3

Bruno Mars - Grenade

Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song

Burlesque - But I Am A Good Girl - Christina Aguilera

Burlesque - Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend - Marilyn Monroe and Christina Aguilera

Burlesque - Guy What Takes His Time - Christina Aguilera

Burlesque Soundtrack -Tough Lover

Burlesque - Welcome To Burlesque

Butterfly Boucher ft David Bowie- Changes

C-29

Calvin Harris & Disciples - How Deep Is Your Love

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Carrie Underwood- Jesus Take The Wheel

Charli XCX - Boom Clap

Charli XCX - Break The Rules

Cher Lloyd - I Wish ft. T.I.

Cher Lloyd - Oath ft. Becky G

Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

Cher Lloyd - Want You Back  

Cher Lloyd - With Ur Love

Christina Aguilera - Dirrty ft. Redman

Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mya, Pink - Lady Marmalade

Chumbawamba - Tubthumping

Ciara - Goodies ft. Petey Pablo

Ciara - 1, 2 Step ft. Missy Elliott

Cinderella - Nobody's Fool

Cobra Starship - Bring It!

Cobra Starship - Hot Mess

Cobra Starship: You Make Me Feel... ft. Sabi

Coldplay - Hymn For The Weekend

Coldplay - Princess Of China ft. Rihanna

Coldplay - Viva La Vida  

Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Cyndi Lauper - Time After Time

D -25

David Bowie - Changes

David Bowie - Fame

David Bowie - Heroes

David Guetta - Hey Mama ft Nicki Minaj

Deas Vail - Birds

Deep Purple - Smoke on the Water

Def Leppard - Armageddon It

Def Leppard - Animal

Def Leppard - Hysteria

Def Leppard - Pour Some Sugar On Me

Def Leppard - Rock Of Ages

Demi Lovato - Confident

Demi Lovato - Cool for the Summer

Demi Lovato - Heart Attack

Demi Lovato - Made in the USA

Demi Lovato - Neon Lights

DEV - Bass Down Low (Explicit) ft. The Cataracs

DEV - Booty Bounce

DEV - Fireball

DEV - In My Trunk

DEV - In The Dark

Diddy - Dirty Money - Coming Home ft. Skylar Grey

Dillion Francis , DJ Snake - Get low

Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre ft. Eminem, Hittman

Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (Explicit) ft. Eminem, Skylar Grey

E-20

Elle King - Ex's and Oh's

Ellie Goulding - Lights

Eminem - Berzerk (Explicit)

Eminem - Cleanin' Out My Closet

Eminem - Guilty Conscience ft. Dr. Dre

Eminem - Guts Over Fear ft. Sia

Eminem - Just lose it

Eminem - Like Toy Soldiers

Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna

Eminem - Mockingbird

Eminem Ft. D12 - My Salsa

Eminem - No Love (Explicit Version) ft. Lil Wayne

Eminem - Not Afraid

Eminem - Rap God (Explicit)

Eminem - Role Model

Eminem - Survival (Explicit)

Eminem - The Monster (Explicit) ft. Rihanna

Eminem - We Made you

Eminem - When I'm Gone

Eminem - Without Me

Eurythmics - Sweet Dreams

F-29

Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More "Touch Me"

Fall Out Boy - Alone Together

Fall Out Boy - Centuries

Fall Out Boy - Dance Dance

Fall Out Boy - Death Valley ft. Tommy Lee

Fall Out Boy - Immortals

Fall Out Boy - Irresistible ft. Demi Lovato

Fall Out Boy - Just One Yesterday ft. Foxes

Fall Out Boy - Miss Missing You

Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark

Fall Out Boy - Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued

Fall Out Boy - Phoenix

Fall Out Boy - Rat A Tat ft. Courtney Love

Fall Out Boy - Sugar, We're Goin Down

Fall Out Boy - The Mighty Fall ft. Big Sean

Fall Out Boy - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race

Fall Out Boy - Thnks fr th Mmrs

Fall Out Boy - Uma Thurman

Fall Out Boy - Where Did The Party Go

Fall Out Boy - Young Volcanoes (Explicit)

Far East Movement - Like A G6 ft. The Cataracs, DEV

Fergie - Barracuda

Fifth Harmony - Bo$$

Fifth Harmony - Work from home feat. Ty Dolla $ign

Fifth Harmony - Worth It ft.Kid Ink

Flo Rida ft. T-Pain - Low

Flo Rida - Right Round

Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's Mom

Frou Frou- Holding Out For A Hero

G-8

George Thorogood - Bad To The Bone

Guns N’ Roses - Welcome to the Jungle

Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Heart

Gym Class Heroes: The Fighter ft. Ryan Tedder

Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl

Gwen Stefani - Rich Girl Ft. Eve

Gwen Stefani - The Sweet Escape ft. Akon

Gwen Stefani - Wind it Up

H-8

Haddaway - What Is Love

Hanson - MMMBop

Heart - Barracuda

Hillary and Haily Duff - Our Lips Are Sealed

Hollywood Undead - Comin In Hot

Hollywood Undead - Everywhere I Go

Hollywood Undead - We are

Hollywood Undead - Young

I-10

Iggy Azalea - Black Widow ft. Rita Ora

Iggy Azalea - Bounce

Iggy Azalea - Change Your Life ft. T.I.  

Iggy Azalea - Trouble ft. Jennifer Hudson

Iggy Azalea - Work

Lil Mama - Lip Gloss

Imagine Dragons - Demons

Imagine Dragons - I Bet My Life

Imagine Dragons - It's Time

Imagine Dragons - RadioActive

J-20

Jamie Foxx - Blame It ft. T-Pain

Jamie Foxx - Just Like Me ft. T.I.

Jessie J, Ariana Grande, Nick Minaj - Bang bang

Joan Jett - I love Rock N Roll

Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off

Jonas Brothers - Goodnight And Goodbye

Jonas Brothers - That’s Just The Way We Roll

Jonas Brothers - When You Look Me In The Eyes

Journey-Dont Stop Believing

Justin Bieber - Beauty And A Beat ft. Nicki Minaj

Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Justin Bieber - What Do You Mean?

Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River

Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You

Justin Timberlake - Mirrors

Justin Timberlake - Rock Your Body

Justin Timberlake - Sexyback

Justin Timberlake - Suit and Tie

Justin Timberlake - TKO

Justin Timberlake - What Goes Around...Comes Around

K-18

Karmin - Hello

Kansas - Carry On My Way Ward Son

Kelis - Milkshake

Kenny Chesney - Don't Blink

Kenny Chesney - No Shoes, No Shirt, No Problems

Kenny Chesney - She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy

Kenny Chesney - The Good Stuff

Kenny Chesney - When The Sun Goes Down

Kenny Chesney - Young

Ke$ha - Blah Blah Blah ft. 3OH!3

Ke$ha - Blow

Ke$ha - Die Young

Ke$ha - Take It Off

Ke$ha - Tik Tok

Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug

Ke$ha - We R Who We R

Kid Rock - All Summer Long

Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

L-23

Lady Gaga - Applause

Lady Gaga - Bad Romance

Lady Gaga - Born This way

Lady Gaga - Just Dance

Lady Gaga - Poker Face

Lady Gaga - Til It Happens To You

Led Zeppelin-Stairway to Heaven

Linkin Park - Numb

Lipps Inc- Funkytown

Little Mix - Wings

Little Mix - Salute

Little Mix - Black Magic

Little Mix- How ya Doin ? ft. Missy Elliott

Little Mix - Word up

LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It

LMFAO - Shots ft. Lil Jon

LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem ft. Lauren Bennett, GoonRock

LMFAO - Yes

Lorde - Royals

Luke Bryan - Country Girl

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free bird

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama

M-47

Macklemore X Ryan Lewis - And We Danced

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Can’t Hold Us Feat. Ray Dalton

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Downtown

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Same Love Feat. Mary Lambert

Macklemore "THE TOWN"

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop Feat. Wanz

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - White Walls Feat. School Boy Q and Hollis

Macklemore x Ryan Lewis - Wings

MAGIC! - Rude

Maroon 5 - Animals

Maroon 5 - One More Night

Maroon 5 - Maps (Explicit)

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger ft. Christina Aguilera

Maroon 5 - Payphone (Explicit) ft. Wiz Khalifa

Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved

Maroon 5 - Sugar

Maroon 5 - Won’t Go Home Without You

Madonna - 4 Minutes

Madonna - Hung Up

Mark Ronson - Uptown funk ft Bruno mars

Major Lazer & DJ Snake - Lean On

Meek Mill Ft. Nicki Minaj & Chris Brown - All Eyes On You

Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

Meghan Trainor - NO

Meghan Trainor - No Good For You

Melanie Martinez - Cry Baby

Melanie Martinez - Doll House

Melanie Martinez - Mad Hatter

Metro Station - Shake It

MGMT - Electric Feel

MGMT - Kids

Michael Jackson - Thriller

Michael Jackson - Beat It

MIKA - Popular Song ft. Ariana Grande

Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA

Miley Cyrus - Wrecking ball

Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed

Miley Cyrus - 7 things

Miley Cyrus - Fly On The Wall

Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop

Muse - Super Massive Black Hole

Muse - Nights of Cydonia

My Chemical Romance - Famous Last Words

My Chemical Romance - Helena

My Chemical Romance - SING

My Chemical Romance - Teenagers

My Chemical Romance - Welcome To The Black Parade

N-17

Nelly - Hot In Herre

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous ft. Timbaland

Ne-Yo - Beautiful Monster

Ne-Yo - Because Of You

Ne-Yo - Closer

Ne-Yo - Mad

Ne-Yo - Miss Independent

Ne-Yo - Money Can’t Buy ft. Jeezy

Ne-Yo - One In A Million

Ne-Yo - She Got Her Own ft. Jamie Foxx, Fabolous

Ne-Yo - So Sick

Nicki Minaj - Pound The Alarm

Nicki Minaj - Starships

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Nicki Minaj - The Night Is Still Young

Nick Jonas - Chains

Nickelback - Rockstar

O-11

One Direction - Drag me Down

OneRepublic - Counting Stars

OneRepublic - I Lived

OneRepublic - Secrets

OneRepublic - Stop and Stare

Omarion Ft. Kid Ink & French Montana - I'm Up (Official Video)

Omarion Ft. Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko - Post To Be

Owl City - Fireflies

Owl City & Carly Rae Jepsen - Good Time

Owl City - Vanilla Twilight

Ozzy Osborne - Crazy Train

P-14

Panic! At the Disco - I Write Sins Not Tragedies

Paramore - Brick by Boring Brick

Paramore - crushcrushcrush

Paramore - Decode

Paramore - Emergency  

Paramore - Misery Business

Paramore - That's What You Get

Paramore - The Only Exception

Pia Mia - Do It Again ft. Chris Brown, Tyga

Pitbull, Ne-Yo - Time Of Our Lives

Pitbull - Timber ft. Ke$ha

Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn

Poison- Rock And Roll All Nite

Poison - Talk Dirty To Me

Q-11

Quiet Riot - Come On Feel The Noize

Queen - Another One Bites the Dust

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Love

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Queen - Fat Bottom Girls

Queen - Radio Ga Ga

Queen - Somebody To Love

Queen - Under Pressure

Queen - We Are The Champions

Queen - We Will Rock You

R-10

REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling

Rihanna - Bitch Better Have My Money (Explicit)

Rihanna - Diamonds

Rihanna - Disturbia

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music

Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive

Rihanna - Umbrella

Rihanna - We Found Love ft. Calvin Harris

Rihanna - What's My Name? ft. Drake

S-34

Salt-N-Pepa - Push It

Scissor Sisters - Let's Have A Kiki

Sean Kingston- Fire Burning On The Dance Floor

Sean Paul - Got 2 Luv U Ft. Alexis Jordan

Sean Paul - Temperature

Selena Gomez - Come & Get It

Selena Gomez - Good for you

Selena Gomez - Hands to my self

Selena Gomez - The Heart Wants What It Wants

Selena Gomez & The Scene - Love You Like A Love Song

Selena Gomez - Same Old Love

Selena Gomez - Slow Down

Selena Gomez - Tell Me Something I Don't Know

Shakira - Hips Don't Lie

Shakira - She Wolf

Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello - I Know What You Did Last Summer

Shawn Mendes - Stitches

Sia - Chandelier

Sia - Elastic Heart

Skillet - Awake and Alive

Skillet - Hero

Skillet - Monster

Skillet - Sick Of It

Skillet - Whispers In The Dark

Skylar Grey - C'mon Let Me Ride ft. Eminem

Smashing Pumpkins - Despite All My Rage

Smash Mouth - All Star

Starship - We Built This City

Steppenwolf - Born To Be Wild

Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Swedish House Mafia - Don't You Worry Child ft. John Martin

Swedish House Mafia - Save The World

T-55

Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart ft. Ludacris

Taio Cruz - Dynamite

Taio Cruz - Hangover ft. Flo Rida

Taio Cruz - Higher ft. Travie McCoy

Taylor Swift - Bad Blood

Taylor Swift - I Knew You Were Trouble

Taylor Swift - Out Of The Woods

Taylor Swift - Shake It Off

Taylor Swift - Style

Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

The All-American Rejects - Dirty Little Secret

The All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell

The All-American Rejects - It Ends Tonight

The All-American Rejects - Move Along

The All-American Rejects - Swing, Swing

The Beatles - Twist And Shout

The Cataracs - Top Of The World ft. DEV

The Cataracs - Big Dipper ft. Luciana

The Chainsmokers - #Selfie

The Clash - I Fought The Law

The Clash - London Calling

The Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go

The Go Go's - Our Lips Are Sealed

The Go Go’s - We Got The Beat

The Goo Goo Dolls - Iris

The Knack - My Sharona

The Pierces - Secret

The Police - Every Breath You Take

The Police - Message In A Bottle

The Police - Roxanne

The Runaways - Cherry Bomb

The Script - Breakeven

The Temptations - My Girl

The Who - Who Are You?

Three Days Grace - I Hate Every Thing About You

Three Days Grace - Let’s Start A Riot

Three Days Grace - The Animal I Have Become

Tiesto - Red Lights

Timbaland - Apologize ft. OneRepublic

Timbaland - The Way I Are Ft. Keri Hilson, D.O.E., Sebastian

Tinashe - All Hands on Deck

T.I. - No Mediocre (Explicit) ft. Iggy Azalea

Toby Keith - As Good As I Once Was

Toby Keith - Beer For My Horses ft. Willie Nelson

Toby Keith - How Do You Like Me Now?!

Toby Keith - I Love This Bar

Toby Keith - I Wanna Talk About Me

Toby Keith - Red Solo Cup

Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Trace Adkins - Hot Mama

Trace Adkins - You're Gonna Miss This

Train - Hey Soul Sister

Twisted Sister - Blastin’ Fast & Loud

Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock

Twisted Sister - Were Not Gonna Take It

U-4

Uncle Kracker - Follow Me

Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' in Love ft. Pitbull

Usher - OMG ft. will.i.am

Usher - Yeah! ft. Lil Jon, Ludacris

V2

Vampire Weekend - A-punk

Vitalic - Stamina

W-13

Warrant - Cherry Pie

Weezer - Buddy Holly

Weezer - Island In The Sun

Weezer - Say It Ain’t So

Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag

Whitesnake - Here I Go Again

Willam & Rhea Litre - Let's Have a Kasai

Willam - RuPaulogize

Will.i.am, Nicki Minaj - Check It Out

Will.i.am - Feelin' Myself ft. Miley Cyrus, Wiz Khalifa, French Montana

Will.i.am - Scream & Shout ft. Britney Spears

Will.i.am - #thatPOWER ft. Justin Bieber

Wolfmther - Joker & The Thief

X 1

X Ambassadors - Renegades

Y

Yellowcard - Ocean Avenue

Ylvis - The Fox

Z-4

Zac Brown Band - Chicken Fried

Zedd - I Want You To Know ft. Selena Gomez

Zedd - Stay The Night ft. Hayley Williams

Zendaya - Replay

#- 9

'N Sync - Bye Bye Bye

'N Sync - It's Gonna Be Me

'N Sync - I Want You Back

*NSYNC - Pop

3OH!3- Double Vision

3OH!3 - Don’t Trust Me

3OH!3 - First kiss ft. Ke$ha

3OH!3 - Starstruck ft Katy Perry

3OH!3 - Touchin On My