#this is told from the prespective of a gossip demon
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Shitpost of @tswwwit 's familiar!AU, this is my personal hc of what happened in confessing it (pls bare with me I am severely dehydrated and I just woken up in the middle of the night)
#omg! clisharf have i told you abt some spicy information i got from my source?!#like yeah. bill was like. talking to this dude through those things humans use uhm a telepath?#aaggh whatever loser stuff. so like bill was talking to his ex and like he seemed kinda cheery yknow for a guy that got dumped#also omg the mortal that dumped bill like. toootally is so gutsy i would never do that#who would even want to break up with Bill anyways?? hes so amazing#oh yah off topic whoops. anyways so. bill like got off the telepath right? and then he like summoned a bottle of tiraffe blood#and like he poured some in his cup and he qas like (scoff) sad?!#but then the teeth guy tried to comfort him but then he went up in flames#it was crazy! bill totes burned his gums off#that little thing does not understand how much like power it holds#im scared if bill burns off all the hench maniacs is he gonna come after us outer demons too?!#oh lucifer i hope that mortal realizes what he has unleashed in the nightmare realm#ooh or maybe like that mortal planned all of this to make demons see whos in charge!?'#shitposrt#this is told from the prespective of a gossip demon#but its roughly the same#nahh hes not smart enough. this is a mortal were talking bout here!! duhhanyways did you SEE bill's human skinsuit?!it was so hot omg-" rec#wtf happened to the tags whi is it disorganized
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