Clone Wars Episode 17
Blue Shadow Virus
Inter-
sting
[Title
Scene]
[Quote: Fear
is the
disease,
Hope
is
the
only
cure
Acc
oun
tab-
Okay
Battle
Droids
Narrator
is
on
point
again
Uhm
Wasn’t
This
Estab
-lished
I’ve
already
given
my
thoughts
on
the
‘peaceful
planets’
thing
Need
to
be
more
accountable
Neat
Looks.
Cool
High
Alert.
When
is
it
not?
What’s
with
the
look?
It
wouldn’t
matter
so
much...
Nvm
Just
weirds
me
out
a
little
Also,
yeah,
she
is
a
senator
now
Aha
That
makes
A
Lot
Of
Sense
Mean-
while
Even
graver
threat
Aight
Okay
This
is
what
we’re
doing
My
lady
That’s
a
different
look
[Was
is
expecting
her
normal
uniform
or
her
handmaidens
thing;
It works;
just confused
About
the
protocol
If it’s a separate planet
do you wear the
handmaiden
(robe)
thing?
But then
the
senator...
[i’m just really curious
about
clothing]
Only
the
three
Okay,
That
makes
sense
I
was
about
to
say...
‘Amidala
kicks
ass
but
I
don’t
think
she’s
the
one
you
wanna
have
fighting
in
the
war,’
I
really
like
this
character,
they
got
her
tone
more
so
right
Clearly
knowing
she
could
fix
the
problem
but
deciding
to
blame
someone
else
In
a
‘make
someone
else
deal
with
it’
gesture
(Even
if
it
is
a
little
wobbled)
Liking
it
a
lot
better
Then
the
Pho-
quasi-
Adult
Thing
Amidala
unfortunately
Borders
Close
To
With
the
I’m
-an-
adult-
but-
not-
accountable
Which
No
if
she’s
an
adult;
She
is
accountable
and
therefore
an
enabler
Not
Cute
A
few
battle
droids
won’t
be
enough
Yeah,
no,
duh,
it’s
a
war
Queen
saw
a
few
battle
droids
and
flipped
out
That’s
a
scouts
sighted
in
the
area
report
and
that’s
it
Also
this
is
what
I’m
talking
about
Right
there
was
an
up
swell
in
music
To
portray
innocence
When
in
reality
it
should
probably
be
something
a
bit
more
somber,
bit
more
struggling
‘do
I
want
to
conscientiously,
enable
this?’
Instead
of
‘this
is
new
and
surprising
information!’
Generally speaking,
her
tone
and
the
music
are
bit
too
light
Could
use
more
base
Can’t
make
me
feel
for
Enabler
Amidala
(if
she
is
supposed
to be
an
adult)
(If
they
were
going
for
child
soldier
then
the
�� opposite
is
true;
it
needs
to
be
a
lot
lighter,
to
denote
innocence
And
the
dialogue
really
needs
to
be
altered
(Sorry I went on a
rant
there
About
her
chara
cter
it’s
just
been
bothering
Me
for
quite
some
time)
Just...
don’t
do
quasi-adult;
it’s
creepy
On with
the story;
Captain
Ty -phoo
Also
Jar Jar
Binks
is
here
Who
knows
Well I didn’t really cover the last
review
he was
in
It
wasn’t
character
saving
But
they
did
show
pro-
Aight,
This
doctor
bot
is
everywhere
Must
be
always
on
call
[I know.
there
might
be
millions
of
copies
of
him
But
this
one
seems
relatively
sentient
and
the
model
looks
relatively
ineffectual)
(Not to mention
grievous’s
medical
droid..)
The personality is at least
very convincingly.
programmed
Retrieve
any
information
Why is the
Med droid here?
Like...
I know
he’s a droid
....
Does no one have a
different
model
droid?
Some thing
a little less
clanky?
....
They did a
relatively
good job
Like a pod for maybe the
venting system armor, being off
(Possibly)
I
don’t
know
what
I’m
looking
at
He looks completely fine
(Looks like he should be standing about
now)
I mean
maybe
it
was
a
headshot
But
I
haven’t
seen
that
yet
But all the date
isn’t stored in the
head,
right?
Robots aren’t
human beings
(Except
for
general
grievous)
He’s a
noticeable
outlier
Aight
Ha, he is acting more accountable
Like an actual sentient
creature
Whelp
Also,
see there’s not even a scratch on him!
Queenie
Here
was
over
reacting!
I don’t think they could’ve
brought him
back
(In better shape)
Like
seriously
what did they use?
Electric?
water?
(Did she want them to read them their
rights?)
Also, that’s
fair
I mean that’s like an apple sitting on the table
Still acting like a
relatively accountable
character
(I still have no idea
what
generation
he falls in,
But that’s a
constantly
reoccurring.
problem,
Not limited
to his
character?)
....
You brought a bot
to witness a bot
autopsy
Cruel
(Treat your
roombas
with
respect)
Permission
denied
Dick
Well
Also that bug is going to be the one that carries the
virus
isn’t it?
Like, I held my tongue
earlier
But there is a lot of focus
being
put
on that bug
So what
Jar-Jar
is
the
cure?
Also shouldn’t the others
leave?
Emotional
Manipulation
(Yeah I know these are robots and they technically
signed up
for
War)
But...geez
If...this scene doesn’t wanna make you hug you nearby
roomba
Medical
Heroics
Whelp
That
Sucks..
Off
Secret
Geez
Ow
Dick
Off
Also,
That does
kinda sense for a
child
To
Do
Whelp
Dick
Also you just got back from the
dead but now he’s dead, for good?
....
Yeah if you killed me multiple
times...
Sorry,
Wow
well he really does act like a child
They got the download eye-movement,
‘ Feel bad
gesture
Really
Well
(Shame they can’t do it for the rest of the
characters)
After
...
It does really make
sense
Including his awkward
reflection
I really like what they’re doing with
Jar-Jar this episode
Though it begs to differ for
how old is he compared to the Senator?
I thought he Padme and Anakin were somewhere around the same age group
(And you can say this is stupid because he was clearly older than Anakin in the movie, but things get
ret-conn
ed
And
he
wasn’t
acting
like
a
child)
And
Ahsoka’s
generation
was
another
entirely
Where
that
puts
him,
I don’t know
Since I’m going with them going with adults for
Anakin and Padme
(Given the initiative)
Despite this means that the
chancellor can’t
groom him
If he’s an
adult
He can make his own
decisions
And while it is a
very weird decision
to skip over the 22nd birthday
It’s not forbidden
Just
Weird
(Hope they don’t try to play it off as Anakin being
victim of circumstance, after all the initiative and
free will he
Shows)
Oof
[generally speaking I really liked what they did with Jar-Jar’s character, I felt that what they did with the beetle and the bot transition was very smooth, [even if there is no mud on that bot], I just really think they did a good job using Jar-Jar’s character for plot importance, making his character more consistent, And that the writing team for this episode was just very good]
“ I think Jar-jar just figured out where that lab,”
I mean he did help providing,
information
But
you were the one that put it together
Still
seems
to
be
a
child
and
therefore
can’t
do
that
[otherwise
I
have
to
break
out
the
unchildlike]
“They’re planning an attack on Naboo,”
No shit
Seriously
Do you think the
scouting
droids
were just for the scout for
real
estate?
[Not
to
conquer]
We
will
send
two
Jedi,”
Oh-
so...
Seriously
is
it
never
not
them?
Like is there
ever a time he says
I’ll send
two Jedi
And it’s just like
Mace Windu
and
Luminara?
Like you know
you’re getting
those
assholes
Especially
Obi-wan
Who seems to be esteemed
bitch of the council
Like he always gets
thrown at the problems
and he never ever
does anything
And they just seem to do it for
shits and giggles
Like, “are you going to do anything
interesting this time will
Obi-wan?”
[Not questioning
core conventions]
Oh gosh,
please no love triangle
[or I guess maybe it’s ok
since they’re both
adults, but
please no
Quasi tone]
Please
For the life
of me...
“ General Kenobi
and
General Skywalker,”
Like seriously is it ever
someone else?
[Alt. ‘No, sorry we can only interest you in a Windu,”]
[ Seriously
when ever...
Relations with a Gungans are a little tense right now
Okay,
that makes a little sense
Also
Shouldn’t the Queen be doing some thing?
Like I know Amidala is from around here
But She seems to be able to date on the most
recent news
The thing with the Gungans could’ve calmed down by now by the time they got there
Send them
we will
I want as much information
as possible
‘You didn’t ask this before’
You just started calling shots
Which is fine
It’s just a little weird with
Queenie sitting
right there
Maybe get them some virus gear
That seems pretty
important
[Like...
I don’t think
they said anything about the virus..]
Which is kind of a big
deal
Download any of the
other.
battle droids
memory
Oh yeah
you only checked
one
Also,
you should go to the
Senate?
Wasn’t that
the whole
purpose?
Also - to keep people up-to-date
in case
shit
happens?
Are
you
sure
that’s
wise?
He’s right
it is a
stupid
plan
If you want to be a scout
- sure
But you’re not really made for
hard-to-hard combat
[and should probably bring some kind of
virus
protection
gear]
Because
you
know some bullshit
could go down
[though I acknowledged it is a bit complete of a
jump given that most of the warfare we’ve seen so far has been combat-to-combat, ship-to-ship,
hand-to-hand,
In biological warfare
[against your own species]
Is a horrific
escalation
We need to bring this man down before he kills our entire species
[Which he has proven
wanton to do]
And their reaction is completely
understandable
Given that the species has likely never heard (/seen biological warfare)
And might not even know that you can
engineer a
virus
(Or illness)
Depending
how
idealistic
this
little
village
was
before
this
Come
on
Jar-Jar
Oh
neat
Also
yeah
bring
the
child
along
with
you
“Enabling
power
of
love,”
Doesn’t
excuse
actually
enabling
child
soldiers
Weird
Out
fit
The tick bugs
are also a bit kind of
weird
But,
alright
Inventive
Whelp
Okay
WTF
Illnesses
Then again
it has been leaked for quite a
while
Don’t think just
rubbing your hands off
will help
Also,
so the
Gungans
are definitely dead
,right?
They live in water
presumably where this stream is going...
Water...
It’s not a pretty picture
Poor
Here
Also, so that the whole river is polluted
right?
Aight,
Go tell someone...
Oh, hey
they
were
smart
Off
Came across the exact same
area?
I thought...
I thought they were just going to see like a bunch of angry farmers and put together the pieces
Like, ok, time to head back to the Senate and get bigger reinforcements,
* didn’t like only two of them drink?
Not that many
Or cut off the
pollution
Plague
Wait
you
knew
there
was
a
plague??
We’re
not
just
gonna
skip
over
that...
Like, I would’ve gone with some asshole dumped pollutants in the water and now we got to kick his ass
Like we went from a parenthetical virus
To...
The plague
That shit takes time
and a lot of
enabling...?
And, also we went
to murder
real quick
Like that farmer has a pitchfork and
is ready to kill
In like...
five minutes
Shouldn’t you
be
petitioning a council
right now?
Or deciding to
nope right out
of society
Like;
That’s what I would do
Bullshit’s happening outside
you stay inside
Whelp
What the heck,
Lady?!
You literally attacked someone
for wearing a different color
shirt!
(Because remember they live right next to
air walkers, and they been their neighbors for like ever]
Whelp,
Shit
“Whatcha thinking,”
Exactly
That’s my thoughts
Like regardless
of what situation you’re
into
That kind of thinking is never
first to rational thoughts
She was just down to body someone
regardless of who they are
And you can’t make me
believe her the victim
Like...
Tox lady
Tox
Whelp
Okay
‘Day
Lady
you
pounced
on
someone
wearing
a
helmet
Might’ve
been
a
fashion
statement
Might’ve their
life
support
system
(Because, remember, this is a galaxy with multiple different ways is that regularly visit each other on different basis,)
Like I’m not gonna right
First Contact
rules here
But if that was Plo
he’d be dead
Because not all species
are adapted
to other environments
And you can’t colonizers place and make it hospitable because there’s like other life
So, yeah you could’ve
murdered
someone!
Just dick move lady
That was just a generally
dick move
Water
Why
didn’t
you
just
say
that
instead
of
attempting
to
body
them?
Like
I
will
never
get
over
how
much
of
a
dick
move
that
was
(Like that episode with Kid Fisto)
(Such a dick
!)
What
You’re just believing a random person...
Like she could be a separatist
spy
Trying to kill
you
(Like we know she isn’t but seriously)
Wtf
Peppe
Bow
Well, Peppe you just attempted to body a
senator...
How do you even know that they’re her animals?
You just got here
All you know that she tried to
body you
[i’ll get over the
bodying thing]
but seriously
not cool
Ok
“Mesa Take you,”
“No,”
Yeah like that’s a bad idea
Like should’ve send a warning up to the whole colony
and world idea
Like, seriously, Amidala,
shouldn’t you call someone about
that?
“Peppe, you’ll be going home soon,”
Wait she can’t even go
home?
Like,
seriously,
how bad is the situation?
How Tox
is it?
Theed
Dude...
What if she doesn’t live in
Theed?
Like, does Amidala just have a photographic memory of everyone’s names and facial structure, including the
Gungans?
Because
she’s
making
a lot
of
assumptions
And is why
assumed authority
doesn’t work
Aka
Amidala
being
pretty
tox
Like that’s a presumed adult
you’re taking authority of it Amidala
I’m pretty sure she knows not to run towards the
tox...
Nodded
Well this got
dark...
Anything out of the
ordinary
Whelp
Lel-lants
Levilance?
Leverance (leverage?)
And seriously what was with that
camera
zoom
Escort our guests inside
Why?
[like I know he’s the Mad science
archetype, and where this is headed, but
like that is a really stupid move
Like
she has no idea where your hideout is
So just,
invite her in,
Weird
Not
Of
The
Question
Weird
Seriously
the
Separtist are just a bunch of
war crimes
Aight
Jar-Jar is just the lord of all
conveniences
Okay, new plan, you got the entrance, grab some guards, come back, beat the shit out of them
* I know I’m doing the all for accountability and beat the shit out of the asshole yourself but A) Amidala hasn’t an experience any of this bullshit and there’s crossed into severity ‘I’m going to kill all humanity’ territory
I don’t blame Amidala for her innocence
Because this is becoming one of those
‘immediate accountability situations’
Good job
I really have no idea how to react to a
virus situation to be
quite honest
Like how
tox...
Ha
Seriously how did you
not hear that?
Play the victim
Then
possibly fecking shoot him
(Thinking smart,
not accountably)
Nope
...
Dude
(Not to
shame,)
But I think
he is
a swamp
creature
I mean -
we don’t see
anyone else
that looks
like him
He’s out
Of nowhere
He doesn’t seem
Kamooin
(Long neck)
But he
doesn’t
seem
quite
....
Human
Life
Aight
How
Oh,
He’s a
polite creatin of mass destruction planning to destroy all life, and literally the most toxic
A demonstration is in order
Uhm, no
No thank
you
Dude, you just removed the whole force field for one
vial?
That is a disaster
waiting to happen?
Like you obviously shouldn’t fuck around
with things like
that
- the past
- what’s beneath the earth’s core
- Earth’s waste products
- human body
- Toxicity
(in general)
“The return of the infamous blue...”
Wait, infamous...?
This
shit
has
happened
before??
“Blue shadow virus,”
Well if it’s happened before
then you can easily kick it’s ass
*like I know the
implication is that
he modified it
But only in a toxic
society would that
work...
Extinct
So you use
accountable
practices
to
kill it
So it isn’t a threat
Ago
I have given it life
Tox
(The actions
not the storytelling)
Like you literally enable
this just because he wanted to screw over
humanity
(Sentience?)
Humanity on
Naboo?
It’s a bit weird because I don’t think
Earth is ever brought up
(Which is good for suspension)
Taking life
He’s.... trying
But... Again
If.....everything had separate water and food and
General
Accountability
Practices...
“Poison
The
Gun-gan
Water...”
So, we’re just going to acknowledge that
right?
Like
they’re screwed?
“Yeahyeahyeahyeah”
Wtf..?
Am I having a
stroke...?
What...
the..
fuck...?
(It sounds like a SpongeBob laugh)
Heck....?
Yes...?
Un-fortunately
What?
....
Improved
Dude
Are you trying to get everyone
.. dead?
(Like I know
that’s the point...)
But....
....
Don’t
Okay, going full mad scientist with the
lightning
Nice
Air-born
strain
Oh, my god there were
multiple problems with that
But, mainly don’t play
god
Like lightning can cause
shit
But...it shouldn’t
Like, just don’t commit
war crimes
Specifically against
your fellow man
Because shit tends to happen
when you do
(Unpredictable]
Bombs
Last
Geez that bot reacts worse than general grievous
’s
Who is actually quite nice to his bots when
the episode doesn’t demand it
WtF, did you do to the
roomba?
Seriously, we went from 1 to 10 on the
scale
From Yoda and Sidious throwing airplanes at each other
To intentional
biological
warfare
[Break up was rough]
[Sidious is tox]
[Yoda isn’t helping]
“ are you insane?”
No he’s malicious
... and you’re an enabler
Come on kick his ass
Like, not innocent
here
If he can make it,
you can destroy it.
(Pretty
Much)
Immediate
accountability
is
hecking
up
my
vibe
But you’ve seen the shit
kill
And know that he
caused it
(Like no one gets brought into a secret lab and thinks ‘oh yeah this is a good situation’)
So, like it is accountability,
on sight
And you’re failing
“ no life forms are immune to it,”
Then it would’ve killed everyone
Like this
this is a little bullshit
Like not only do you live on
the planet
Having some degree of
compatibility with it
But...
Also wildly different compatibilities and biology
Secondly, eradicated
If there’s a problem,
there’s likely a solution right over the corner
Also
hey
there’s a cure so no problem
Murdered
No, she’s right, eradicating
A life form that
can’t produce positivity
(Or has the structure to produce productivity
without the assistance of others)
Aka; difference between Toxic and non-sentient
/Affable Evil sentient
And the difference between nonsentient and affable evil
It’s some kind of non-essential logic
Meaning it is capable of thought processes that don’t involve eating and or doing (basic maintenance
Survival)
That shit isn’t alive
Tox
Okay
Poor
Guy
Bunny
eared
bot
Superior
Life
Forms
Are
Spreading
Their
Disease
Dude...
Who seriously gets hit with this shit and doesn’t think I’m going to go take a bath?
Or you know behave cautiously
(Seriously as noted this requires everyone to be an
idiot)
And a dick
(More
Specifically]
Wipe out the galaxy
As awful as it
seems,
he is doing this
maliciously
So I try to (avoid)
using the word
“Idiot,”
Because
a
better
description
is
Unaccountable,
Toxic,
Or
Malicious
(I don’t let people out of
accountability that easily)
Like;
no
one
is
innocent
in
the
circumstance
(Even though he’s the most
toxic)
Amidala
should
be
snarking
while
doing
it
Because if everyone is
accountable and
doesn’t
enable this bullshit,
It
can’t
go
that
far
What?
Beautiful
Beautiful
shot
Sun
composition
And
texture
Very
Nice
They
really
did
a
good
job
Also hey there’s now
Also I’ll say what I do
with Ahsoka -
Please
let her be good
*with everyone else there’s room
for doubt
But with her they specifically call her youngling
*and I’m just gonna have to assume everyone else is badly written
*Excluding
Jar-jar
because
that was very clearly
Operated
And
Managed -
Not to -
Just
have him be
a
walking disaster pile
Aight
Where’s
Senator
Amidala?
.....?
And you let her go....?
He has a point....
Not really...
Assumed
authority
is
bullshit
But
in
terms
of
the
story
And Amidala position as
just a senator
Enabler
And Anakin it is
either being really tox...
Or...
Peppe
Bow
She still
here?
Are you keeping the girl
hostage?
Also yeah ‘I tried to
attack-
*slice*
I don’t
see
this conversation
going well
Specifically
When
Tox
‘They’
Seriously, no one is questioning the sick
maker?
Like, I don’t think they mentioned that in their
report?
Also yeah she brought the child with
her
[Amidala-
Enabler-]
“ You
got
it
master!”
Again with the
enthusiasm
They’ve
clearly
never
seen
a
child
in
a
classroom
(Or
bothered
to
use
the
memory
of
being
a
child)
Why didn’t you send someone to look for them?
Again, Toxic?
Or, replication of tox orders
(with too heavy a tone?)
I don’t know
And neither
does the music
Here’s the thing;
you can’t make me feel for
enablers
Here’s the thing I like about
grievous;
Particularly my favor
ite episode;
Notice how they never betray him as a good
guy?
Like there was any validity to him turning over?
And the theme well it had updrifts, never
completely lightened up, with
this
flow
-ery
Non
Sense?
Yeah he got
shit thrown
at him
And I admit
To “Aww
-ing
A few
Times-
- But I never questioned
the validity
of the
fact
Or had
any doubts
that
it
was
of
his
own
making
Here
I’m
constantly
doubting
my
emotions
to
the
circumstance
Which
is
not
a
good
thing
When
writing
a
good
and
consistent
story
....
For me to be wondering the
age of the characters
.....
Because
context
clues
should
key
me
in
.....
Meanwhile we’ve been through (almost) Monotone
Anakin to voiced-by an adult, acting
Acting like what
I don’t know
Remaining (squarely) in the
realm of I-don’t-know
What the fuck
they’re doing
Hoping that they aren’t going for the pho-
“Teenager”
“This is how they talk like”
When no
child
or adult
Has ever
talked
like that
ever
Which is disturbing
when this is supposed to be a
“love story”
(No I won’t touch that with
a 50 foot pole)
And leaves me questioning
how I should feel about scenes
like this
As
a
possible
allegory
for
the
over
sexualization
of
children
Or a show or
Anakin
becoming
a
toxic
individual
and
a toxic
adult (partner)
I don’t know
(Possibly
bad
writing)
Back to the story
“What latest developments?”
You seriously
Didn’t
tell them
about
The
Virus??
Dude Obi-wan’s bringing his
(possible) child
And Anakin’s
Definite
Child
Apprentice
-
Those
Don’t
have
a
lot
of
defenses
against
tox
Seriously
Dude
(Dick
Move)
On Everyone’s part
“Robo anatomy,”
Is that
seriously
what
you’re
calling
it
Like
they literally
brought him
back to life?
To kill him
again
That’s
rough
Also
who’s
managing
coms
with
Padme?
Like she clearly made a sound when she was kidnapped
right?
Who
is
that?
Dude, seriously the command droid didn’t see this shit but the basic clanker got it
When all that’s left of him is a head
Do you know this could’ve been a really good call back to the previous episode and an improvement on that
Intel bit I
mocked
Un-miercilessly
(Stairs)
But it’s just nonsensical
here
What is a shame
because
it
would
make
so
much
more
sense
(emotionally)
and
(physically
For the lower ranked Clanker on the emergency table to be a bit stunned, about giving a speech
- And
showing
us
a
sur-prise
amount
of
intelligence
While the severed head
Would hold more intelligence
as the commander
I just....
have a lot of feelings
And,
am
a little...
disappointed
I like the Roombas...
On
with
the
story...
“Nerro Vindi, the senior medic for the para-families,”
Oof
“Ten years ago,”
Any more specifics?
Or did he just wandered into the woods
On his own
free will?
Wait,
Where
are
you
getting
the
transmission
And why aren’t you sending a rescue party?
Or going to remove the bombs
Or going to inform someone?
Or going to fix the clearly broken architectural of your entire place if this is a threat to you?
Like, seriously captain of guard
Do something!
You
could’ve
had
an
intel
guy
tell
this
information
“Plague,”
Oh so having terrible architecture
that allows this to go any father isn’t just
-is a galaxy wide problem
Great
Good
to
know
I
never
have
to
worry
about
those
fuckers
“There is some good news”
You fixed your arch-
(I’ll stop roasting their architecture-
For now-)
Found the
Lab
Dude
Just
completely-
“Disappeared,”
Hold up
Let
me
rewind
Yep
That’s Amidala with a com
device
[if anyone was wondering where the
bullshitery lands;
It’s the fact that she could literally be transmitting this all straight to the base and her superiors (she put it in her pocket)
[Presumably still has it]
If there was an a questions about
accountability
“Here, here and here,”
How?
Never mind-
she did ask them to do that
That’s-
fair logic
....
Okay
......
.....
“If,”
Seriously
what
is
that
voice?
Killed....
....
....
Better to have one planet infected in the entire galaxy...
Aight
.....
Here
Whelp
Also yeah they didn’t give Ahsoka a map or
any kind of instruction?
Great
freakin
mentors
(They
all
shit
but
Especially)
Seriously-
Just
Well
she
did
help
her
down
eventually
Also
does it not have sound?
Okay
I would normally
commentate
about how
they
don’t report
that back
But when it’s Ahsoka I just let my brain go
numb
There’s no risk
so why bother
“They’ll be here in a moment,”
Again, there was an insane maniac out there - who possibly kidnapped your “girlfriend” (Possibly) - and you’re just
sitting here doing nothing?
[This could be a good saying about Aniken showing toxic
traits but his tone is too light,
I cannot tell,]
You aren’t even worried about
Ahsoka?
You seem a bit on edge
Like un-childlike so
Or adult being toxic
so?
Because
the scene
is holding him accountable to nothing
[if it was just plain toxicity
He should be knowingly
so....
And more on
edge
.....
Hmmm
You know
Wish that had some weight
I’m better at hiding it
Anakin needs less snark and Obi-Wan needs more
[or they both need
more]
I don’t know what they were going for
in this scene
[or anything else with
this character or tone]
Lab
Seriously,
You
waited
for
that
Do not attempt to get inside
‘We haven’t for the last
hour,’
Like, seriously this is supposed to be intense,
right?
‘Bunker Bomb,’
Whoa, movie
I need you to differente
The bombs
-
A little
Better
What-
Does this thing do?
-
Hatchet
- -
-
“Rex and his men,”
Oh
yeah
Where are they?
C’mon
Oh, they’re here
“Anakin, Padme
may be lost,”
A child...
Would not react
(Would react
With
The
Emotion-less
Response
Taught)
An
Adult....
Wouldn’t worry
Because another
adult
Could
Handle
It
A (Toxic)
Adult;
Smug bastard that knows another adult could handle it but choses to be toxic anyway
Anakin;
Reactionary
No confidence
?????
WHAT AM I-
.......
Ha
Anakin decide to go on the
carrier
(For, no apparent reason)
And...
Aight,
There
Still
There
Okay
Good
for
Her...
?
Right
How
What?
Good for her
Was that a Bunker bomb?
[I’m confused]
Woah
Also that alarm is a lot more destructive
than the actual explosion
Whelp
Breach
....
- -
He’s creepy
- -
Oh now he puts on the mask
After...
all this bullshit
You’re
still in the air?
Thought you would’ve been on the ground
In Case, he tried to escape
And Rex was supposed to be backing Ahsoka up
?????
[what is this
plan?]
.....
No
Why...didn’t you arrange an escort....
Like, She’s almost definitely going to get
involved in the action now
Or is more likely to get caught in the cross-
Never-mind she’s an adult, she knows how to take care of herself
Aight,
O’kday
Peppy is ready to put her skills of
bodying people to use
The most
terrif
-ying
Whelp-
Wait,
Fighting’s
already
happening...
You got there five seconds ago...
HOW?!
What?!
Okay...
There
are
BOMBS
in
there
Obi-wan
is
overdramatic
And should have
broken
knees
From not slowing down the
fall
Whelp
Skywalker
Is
Down
For
Death
[I
wouldn’t recommend
watching
the
scene
if you have a fear of heights or
falling!]
And
he ends
up with
a spr-
Rex;
Show
Off
[Intern-ally]
“it’s quiet in here,”
“looks like a Ahsoka,”
I love how he starts with
Ahsoka
Like Obi-Wan
doesn’t matter
“’s,
Distraction is working,”
Not a word to Obi-Wan
-we all know
Obi-Wan didn’t do shit
The fact that the child soldier is more likely
How?
Alright
Bunny
eared
bullshit
Okay
The child soldiers are kicking more ass than
Obi-wan
This
is a problem in
writing
Okay
“Padme”
Great to shot your
weakness?
Die!
No!
Not
Jar-Jar!
His character has surprisingly
grown on me
And he’s the only innocent party
in this cir
-cum-stance
Being chara-
cter-
ized
As
A
Child
Padme
can
get
out
of
that
situation-
He
can’t
Aww
Also - Obi-Wan is nowhere to be seen
Great
Job
Anakin,
Stall
Enablers
Room full
of enablers
Okay...
Whatever
What’s
Obi-wan
Up
To
Ahsoka’s
being
an
abomination
of
nature
Good...
Obi-Wan...
actually
decided
to
do
something
Greaaat,
Isn’t there a virus you’re supposed to be destroying?
Yeah,
Okay
Also,
Better
Snark
Your child
character
shouldn’t
be
capable
of
the
same
amount
of
emotion
as
your
adult
character
....
Great
......
He’s a smart
Villain
Then again
literally all the adults are fine
The only two characters we have to worry about are
Jar-Jar
And
(Tech-
nic
ally)
Ahsoka
Who logically
shouldn’t be able to get out of the situation
But she has broken that wall so many times it might as well be a free space on a bingo board a cardinal sins (of writing) the writers have committed
So I’m only worried about Jar-jar
in this scene
A surprising turn,
for some
Choice
“Killing you,”
HOW!
Seriously that should be an actually threatening moment,
But it’s like if a kicked a puppy dog said it
Either Anakin should know those words and that’s the tragedy of the situation
(Not the emotion of the situation which he shouldn’t have)
Adult;
That should be an actually terrifying situation
....
Going back to the General
Grievous
example;
Remember
how I said
I aw- that it
elicited
emotion
Out
of
me?
It wasn’t because
he was vulnerable
(Though
Chil-dren
Circum-stance
Can
Elicit
Said
(Emotional)
Response)
It was because the situation was bad
And no one deserves
bad
Even though I acknowledge is one of his own
making
(And
Liverance)
Here-
I just shrug
If he’s an
adult, that’s tox
If he’s
Child, then it’s un-childlike.
(Un-adultlike
Too)
But the narrative doesn’t commit to either
So, I don’t have any
emotion
.....
Dude, seriously
flatter him
He’s
clearly
the
type
of
villain
that
gets
distracted
by
flattery
Damn it Jar-
Jar
He is the only one that big dramatic music
better be playing for
Whelp-heck
.....
Ahahhhahaha
That clone...
Just...
Lightly.
TAPPED
....
[Re:watched; I don’t know why but for some reason the animation made it look like, dude, here just lightly tapped this droid’s shoulder and it [just] fell down and this other dude just fucking bodied both of them]
I don’t know why that just
cracked me up
Good on whoever
animated that
Made
me
laugh
On with it
Are you okay
[Of course she’s OK
is Jar Jar, alright?]
[Romance
Music]
Hmmmm,
Ha
No-
Just no-
If you can’t put in the effort to write accountable adult
characters, movie,
You don’t get to have a
romance scene
*You didn’t earn it
[accountably
write
adult
characters,
you
can
still
portray
toxic
relationships,*
If
you
do
so
accountably]
*Without
narrative
rom
antici
zation
[Cuts
Away]
Thank
You
Okay
Oh yeah
she can definitely handle a
tank
Ahsoka’s
A
Mary Sue
[I’ve already called
Anakin
this before I have no
hesitation
Continuing
on
Grab
your
blasters
Oh yeah screw getting the important
person away from danger!
They
wouldn’t
be
on
the
floor
in
the
first
place...
Also,
hey
where is
Jar-jar?
(He
was
the
only
innocent
party
in
this.)
S’up
Aight
Also I’m surprise that
Obi-Wan’s guys are
orange
I thought
this theme
would be blue
Blue eyes
Blue
Temperament
(Chill)
Etc
Yes
Don’t speak-
Heck
There
they
went
“ Spoke too you soon,”
No shit -
Sherlock
“Anakin,”
I guess -
you didn’t-
capture the doctor
“No Obi-Wan I rescued the very important prisoner which was ne
-cessary,”
They could send her with the clones
But she
could also take care of
herself
So
I was never really worried about
her
* do you have the bombs*
His lips-
Didn’t move
-The lip-synch
- [ The animation- Re-Watch,-]
Just didn’t work-
For that scene!
Bombs
Missing
There’s Jar-Jar
[“Master?”]
[Stops, in the hallway,]
DON’T stop in the hallway...!
....
Missing bomb
Yeah
you should go upstairs and look for it
Or WARN your people!
[at least
get the kids away from it!]
Vindi, bomb
Great
[that’s a good thing
I wasn’t really paying attention to that]
Also great
it’s an egg hunt for a bomb
Fun
Times
Droid
Let’s move
[I was about to say
who gave Ahsoka her own command?”
But that’s Rex,]
Okay,
Get
It
Also,
Wait-
Never-mind
Amidala’s
An
Adult
[I was about to bring up a point that she should get her- clearance quarantine thing back, because the
Jedi (adult) might
have shields, but
it doesn’t matter
Either way
Also; that thing
looks bigger
than it looked
in other scenes
Never- mind
Might be the same
Oh
Good reaction
Put it somewhere safe
Then go beat the ever - loving
crud
out of him
[for the story,
not for accountability]
Okay,
Aight
Can someone not screw
with the power to his ship
Aight
That
works
too...
Okay...
That’s wood
Right
Okay,
Poor
Drones
Clones
Hope
they’re
good
at
their
jobs
Then again they do have helmets
....
There’s
the
thing
[Again
Why
would
you
follow]
Damn!
That’s toothless
but
scary
Got
It
Oh
No
How did you not have a bomb diffuser on your team??.
What were-
There was no risk-
But still-
The logic
* Obi-wan does a Leap*
Drops vials
Well, crud
Don’t they have masks tho-
Also- no
Crud
So why can’t one Force dude just play catch?
- while the other-
-was it because Obi-wan wanted to show off?
- I think it was
Never mind
Crud
Body
Him
Peepe
How
Yes
Get
Him
Whelp
Her
skill
came
in
use
Okay
His
voice
actor
must
be
having
a
fucking
day
(It
sounds
like
a
fun
role)
...
Whelp
Good
For
Him
“Deactivated
as
well,”
That’s actually
pretty funny
“ i’m ok
too,”
Yeah he really didn’t care about you
Then, again, neither do I
abomination
Cool
Neat
Cool, so that episode
It’s very like the last one
“Hidden enemy”?
With a very clear gimmick
That one - spies
This one;
the plague plot
Not with a lot of logic- (or the best set up) - if you focus on the main “gimmick,”, it works
- with minor animation issues that bug me
Unfortunately, unlike the other, This one doesn’t have the basis of a compelling character
- This
one’s
tone
is
too
light
While
the
other’s
tone
was
perfect,
and
matched
the
seriousness
of
the
subject
And
showed
the
tragedy
of
enabling
a
bad
situation
(And elicit an emotional reaction
from
me)
While
this
one
can’t
even
take
himself
seriously
And
neither
can
I
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