#this masc and i have been playing catch with each other since 9pm its currently 2am

[hikarry]

Don't get me wrong

I feel very flattered by every fem that approaches me and tries to flirt with me

But I've literally been day dreaming about kissing your masc friend on the mouth, pushing them against the couch and calling them a good boy ever since yall showed up and I couldn't be less interested on wherever the fuck you're trying to put your hands whenever you try to touch me

Instead, could you perhaps give me their number? Call it a social experiment if you must